CBT
11-26-2008, 04:25 PM
Last Halloween some kids were going around with bars of soap and scribbling on car windows and they got my Marauder. Just goofy crap that didn't even make sense, like "takes it in the butt". I don't know what "it" is, and only 2 people know what's been in my butt anyway, and I don't think my personal massage therapist would scribble that. Hell, I don't even think he knows where I live. So anyway, I figured this year I would be ready for them. I took a few tubes of baby oil I had left over from a meat and greet party I had and coated all my windows and headlight/tail light covers. Sure enough, I go out the next day and someone had clearly tried to write all over everything. All it did was make a waxy, white, pastelike mess. Kinda like you see in your shorts the next morning after a wild night in the Phillipines. (Except I'm sure my Marauder didn't also have an empty wallet and a painful burning itch) So, having to go to work, I didn't have time to wash it ALL off, so I sc***** out little "portholes" so I could see, using my credit card like a mini ice scraper. About halfway to work I made the mistake of hitting the wipers and smeared 'fumunda' over my viewing hole, so I put the window down and drove the rest of the way to work with my head out, catching 42 degree air. I remember trying to scream in pain at some point but my face was froze and all that happened was I made a "MNUUUUUH!! sound and some drool came out and froze into my earhole cavity. Other things prevented me from trying to wash the car for a few days, then it rained. I think there was lye in the soap, and it ate into my paint allowing the motion lotion to also soak in. I finally managed to go up to a car wash a week later and try and handle this problem, but now on the paint all around all the doors and the door windows/windshield/tailight/headlights, the car looks like a rainy puddle that has oil in it. It looks like someone tripping on some groovy LSD tried to paint the car. And FAILED. (<--I threw the fail in for knine, he loves him some fail) Now just today I was at Macy's buying a suit for reasons that are none of your business (unless Judge Williams is reading this) and my credit card wouldn't work. I know I have plenty of funds available, so I think the soapy oily mixture I sc***** off the car with it had something to do with it. So I'm asking your advice; should I report my credit card lost and get a new one, or just try and clean it with some WD-40 and a wire brush?