A weird rant from me!

[Motorhead350]

Alright this happned before and it happened again today. Does anyone know why girls pay more attention or are friendlier when I am not looking my best? Seriously. If I am dressed to go to court, SHOWERED, have my air looking alright I'm just another person. On days I literally roll out of bed, not shower, walking around with bedhead, unshaven they are all nicer to me dispite my attitude being the same reguardless of how I look. The eye contact is better, smiles are more frequent, they laugh easier (haha very funny I know what you're thinking) and are more inviting or open to ideas.

It doesn't make any since to me. So the less I have a care about anything the happier I will become??? WTF is this all about? Does anyone have an idea? If someone get's my attention it's when they are looking their best, not their worst.

Alright I want some answers here.

[Vortex]

http://www.mtv.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/images/flipbooks/meet_cast/butthead/butt3.jpg

[ctrlraven]

^^^^ rofl!

[doyounochef]

dude mmmmmmmmmmmm :beatnik::beatnik::beatnik::be atnik:

[Motorhead350]

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[Motorhead350]

http://http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ADVG/678~Grumpy-Posters.jpg

[Motorhead350]

Vortrex... here you are:

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[OneBADLsE]

a weird rant from me!

alert the press!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kartherma]

your stink has phermones... and it is working.
can you bottle it for us?

[larryo340]

If I am dressed to go to court, SHOWERED, have my air looking alright .

Does anyone else see something wrong with that statement?

[TJCOX]

Does court mean a date?:burnout:

[lucenti]

it's only a guess!! It could be they think your on a day ticket from the local cracker house

:lol:

[RoyLPita]

I believe the court here means "Would the defendant please rise?"

[Ms. Denmark]

FYI Every Girl Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Man. Might be a little pity attention involved. Brings out the mothering instinct.;)

[Spectragod]

Who's Dom courting???

[TAKEDOWN]

your stink has phermones... and it is working.
can you bottle it for us?

LOL! That's a good one!

[Motorhead350]

I will exchange my oders for products and services such as a Detroit locker and dyno tune. :)

[CBT]

They feel sorry for you, and are just showing some compassion. They probably think you are just another unemployed, down on your luck, homeless ex-Blackwater Security guard who has seen the 'horrors of war' down at the training compound in North Carolina. Next time, hold a tin cup in one hand and flash the peace sign, they will not only smile, but drop a few coins towards that bottle of dispair you will empty later that night in an empty alley, pants around your ankles, dreaming of "home" as the cold creeps into your marrow. Sadly, this could all be avoided if you'd just wash your ass (and hair) before departing your house each day.
I hope this helps!:beer:

[Motorhead350]

They feel sorry for you, and are just showing some compassion. They probably think you are just another unemployed, down on your luck, homeless ex-Blackwater Security guard who has seen the 'horrors of war' down at the training compound in North Carolina. Next time, hold a tin cup in one hand and flash the peace sign, they will not only smile, but drop a few coins towards that bottle of dispair you will empty later that night in an empty alley, pants around your ankles, dreaming of "home" as the cold creeps into your marrow. Sadly, this could all be avoided if you'd just wash your ass (and hair) before departing your house each day.
I hope this helps!:beer:

I think you mean ass/hair. HA!

[Haggis]

If I am dressed to go to court, SHOWERED, have my air looking alright.


Does anyone else see something wrong with that statement?

Not if you knew Dom.

[Aren Jay]

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[nomad]

I don't see how this is weird for you?

This, coming from you?

[Motorhead350]

This, coming from you?

haha my first smile of the day!

[Egon Spengler]

I just had this conversation with my secretary and girls like to feel comfortable and want to see a guy in his normal and comfortable state. You are trying to prove anything or impress anyone when you dress normal and girls like that. They like seeing a guy that is comfortable... I have noticed this as well.... When I roll up on my motorcycle dressed in my motorcycle attire... girls LOVE it!!! I think they like the fact that I am a biker more than the firefighter thing!!!

[Motorhead350]

The weird thing is when I wanna be myself (like always) I usually dress exactly the same as to when I let myself go for a day or two... literally. I will have on the same clothing and crap. I'm a total mess when I get like that, but for whatever reason it's a turn on. :confused:

[CBT]

The weird thing is when I wanna be myself (like always) I usually dress exactly the same as to when I let myself go for a day or two... literally. I will have on the same clothing and crap. I'm a total mess when I get like that, but for whatever reason it's a turn on. :confused:

Check for Adams apples, bro. And even then once you negotiate a price for some McLovin, shake hands on the deal. If you have the weaker handshake, walk away. Just walk away.