TheDealer
09-19-2003, 08:10 AM
My son sent me this!!!! LOL RAY
A guy from Philadelphia dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a
horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up
rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the
temperature
and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his
victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the
Philadelphian is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy
tune.
The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've
turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you
so happy?"
The Philadelphian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It reminds me of August in Philadelphia. Hot, humid, a
good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
Philadelphian's
remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving
rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in
mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Philadelphian
is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of
crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
The Philadelphian replies, "This is great! Just like April in
Philadelphia. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring
planting!"
The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
Philadelphian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell
is
blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
Philadelphian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast
at
what he sees. The Philadelphian is dancing, singing, and twirling his
sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams
the devil.
Jumping up and down the Philadelphian throws a snowball at the devil
and
yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Eagles won the SuperBowl !!
A guy from Philadelphia dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a
horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up
rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the
temperature
and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his
victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the
Philadelphian is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy
tune.
The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've
turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you
so happy?"
The Philadelphian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
"This is great! It reminds me of August in Philadelphia. Hot, humid, a
good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"
The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the
Philadelphian's
remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving
rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in
mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Philadelphian
is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of
crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions.
The Philadelphian replies, "This is great! Just like April in
Philadelphia. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring
planting!"
The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
Philadelphian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell
is
blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
Philadelphian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast
at
what he sees. The Philadelphian is dancing, singing, and twirling his
sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.
"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams
the devil.
Jumping up and down the Philadelphian throws a snowball at the devil
and
yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Eagles won the SuperBowl !!