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Haggis
01-05-2009, 11:08 AM
Click here to go to the Darwin Award (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2008.html) winners.

DTRMiguel
01-05-2009, 11:10 AM
Nerds :lol: good ***** tho haggis :up:

SC Cheesehead
01-05-2009, 11:59 AM
Love it!

The second one got me laughing my azz off..."The moral of the story? Momentum always wins." :lol:

Dr Caleb
01-05-2009, 01:12 PM
The mental picture of the guy unbolting the only thing keeping hm 200' in the air was the best.

SC Cheesehead
01-05-2009, 01:57 PM
The mental picture of the guy unbolting the only thing keeping hm 200' in the air was the best.

:agree:, the visuals you can conjure up about any of these maroons is a hoot!

CBT
01-05-2009, 01:59 PM
WOW! Into The Abyss is the best!

n00bkiller944
01-05-2009, 04:53 PM
Wow, some people truly do struggle don't they?

Dark_Knight7096
01-06-2009, 09:00 AM
honorable mention from 99

all i have to say is WOW



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1999 Honorable Mention
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<table background="/i/white.gif" border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="5" width="85%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#ffffff" valign="top"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"> (7 June 1999, New Zealand) A computer technician trainee set his own ***** aflame in a successful attempt to win $NZ500 cash and an equal bar tab.
Thomas stapled his ***** to a white crucifix, poured cigarette lighter fluid over it, and set it on fire in his bid to win a controversial "How Far Will You Go?" promotion for Trader McKendry's Tavern in Christchurch. The event, sponsored by New Zealand Breweries, encouraged patrons to compete for the most lewd act.
Thomas walked away with the top prize, which he used for car registration, a warrant of fitness, and registration for his bloodhound ****. He obtained free medical treatment for his bruised and burned ***** at a student clinic, He says his member "was a wee bit tender the next day," but after two weeks he has almost recovered, and expresses no regrets about his actions.
</td> <td> The prize winner claims he is no masochist. "I'm a student so every bit helps. It was worth the money, and it's all better now. I thought my act was unbeatable.' He intends to use the bar tab to buy burgers and pies every day for lunch.
Thomas' mother Barbara, who was in the audience, was pleased her son won. "He is a grown man and I'm relieved that he won. I would have hated for someone to go through all that and not achieve the object of it all."<!--Thomas Hendry, 23 -->
Pictures of Thomas' Qualifying Round from Rotten.com: please send proof of your adult status to Darwin. Ask for the Zanies.



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