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DTRMiguel
01-11-2009, 07:33 PM
Anyone know what makes the perfect date movie?:alone:

hot-rauder
01-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Ask Paul Ruebens...

aka PeeWee Hermon lol

finster101
01-11-2009, 07:59 PM
A girl that likes porn!

Blackened300a
01-11-2009, 08:00 PM
A popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom.

TiTo35
01-11-2009, 08:01 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOo

DTRMiguel
01-11-2009, 08:03 PM
A popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom.

LMAO **** I can't stop laughing

SC Cheesehead
01-11-2009, 08:05 PM
:laugh:



Ask Paul Ruebens...

aka PeeWee Hermon lol

Yeah, was wondering the same thing, you planning on going by youself, or taking a girl?

TiTo35
01-11-2009, 08:29 PM
Boy this thread is a HUGE FAIL... :D

ImpalaSlayer
01-11-2009, 08:41 PM
look on you tube for "my dic in a box"

Rocknthehawk
01-11-2009, 08:50 PM
look on you tube for "my dic in a box"

dick in a box

snl skit, funniest skit ever.

ImpalaSlayer
01-11-2009, 08:53 PM
step one: cut a hole in the box

Haggis
01-12-2009, 05:13 AM
Any chick flick will do, like 'My Bloody Valentine 3D".

Joe Walsh
01-12-2009, 05:15 AM
Gran Torino!

If she doesn't like Clint Eastwood, let her walk home from the theater...:P

BAD MERC
01-12-2009, 05:54 AM
Go get some Brian Regan DVD's. He's unusually funny and clean. Try "50 First Dates", "The Shawshank Redemption", "Evan Almighty" or "Forrest Gump". You CANNOT go wrong with those movies. Of course it will have to be at your house - have the A/C on about 65 degrees and have blankets handy. You owe me one.

Blackened300a
01-12-2009, 06:02 AM
" "The Shawshank Redemption".

Yes because nothing screams date movie like the rape scene and the old man hanging himself. :D

DTRMiguel
01-12-2009, 06:46 AM
Go get some Brian Regan DVD's. He's unusually funny and clean. Try "50 First Dates", "The Shawshank Redemption", "Evan Almighty" or "Forrest Gump". You CANNOT go wrong with those movies. Of course it will have to be at your house - have the A/C on about 65 degrees and have blankets handy. You owe me one.

Thank you sir.

Bluerauder
01-12-2009, 08:59 AM
Anyone know what makes the perfect date movie?:alone:
1. Let her pick the movie that she wants to see.
2. It will generally be about Romance and Relationships.
3. Show her that you are man enough to enjoy musicals.
4. There will be no car chases or huge wrecks.
5. If it has more than 2 explosions in it, it will not qualifiy as date-able.
6. If the title makes you a little "queasy and uncomfortable", it qualifies.
7. Don't be embarrassed to be seen entering the movie by your buddies. They will not have dates. You will.
8. Sit down and try to enjoy the story.
9. Don't be commenting on the CGI features .... it won't have any.
10. Smile and Enjoy yourself -- you are there to enjoy her company.
11. Try "Mama Mia" ..... this one is a big hit making the circuit. Girls love it. Its getting awards. Suggest it and you will be Thanked.
12. If you do try the Popcorn :popcorn: thing ... buy the small popcorn so you don't seem to be bragging. :o
13. Remember that it is just a movie ... over the course of the relationship -- your choices will outnumber hers by 2-to-1 as she defers to your need for speed, excitement, blood, gore and bombs.

Joe Walsh
01-12-2009, 09:00 AM
Yes because nothing screams date movie like the rape scene and the old man hanging himself. :D

You could just rent "DELIVERENCE".

Haggis
01-12-2009, 09:11 AM
1. Let her pick the movie that she wants to see.
2. It will generally be about Romance and Relationships.
3. Show her that you are man enough to enjoy musicals.
4. There will be no car chases or huge wrecks.
5. If it has more than 2 explosions in it, it will not qualifiy as date-able.
6. If the title makes you a little "queasy and uncomfortable", it qualifies.
7. Don't be embarrassed to be seen entering the movie by your buddies. They will not have dates. You will.
8. Sit down and try to enjoy the story.
9. Don't be commenting on the CGI features .... it won't have any.
10. Smile and Enjoy yourself -- you are there to enjoy her company.
11. Try "Mama Mia" ..... this one is a big hit making the circuit. Girls love it. Its getting awards. Suggest it and you will be Thanked.
12. If you do try the Popcorn :popcorn: thing ... buy the small popcorn so you don't seem to be bragging. :o
13. Remember that it is just a movie ... over the course of the relationship -- your choices will outnumber hers by 2-to-1 as she defers to your need for speed, excitement, blood, gore and bombs.

Ignore Charlie's step:11.

A real Man will not go to see 'Mama Mia' and it just proves Charlie is whipped.

DTRMiguel
01-12-2009, 09:14 AM
Ignore Charlie's step:11.

A real Man will not go to see 'Mama Mia' and it just proves Charlie is whipped.

:baby: :agree:

Bluerauder
01-12-2009, 10:11 AM
Ignore Charlie's step:11.

A real Man will not go to see 'Mama Mia' and it just proves Charlie is whipped.
Ssssssssscuse me. I thought he was looking for helpful hints. Besides I don't need to prove anything. :P

CBT
01-12-2009, 10:15 AM
Anyone know what makes the perfect date movie?:alone:

The kind that makes you leave the theatre with more energy than when you got there. The Dark Knight was great, Amy and I were surprised at how good it was and couldn't stop yapping about it when we left, we were pumped up.

Haggis
01-12-2009, 10:17 AM
Ssssssssscuse me. I thought he was looking for helpful hints. Besides I don't need to prove anything. :P

Mama Mia is not a helpful hint and if you went and saw it, yes you do need to prove something. That you still have a pair.

CBT
01-12-2009, 10:27 AM
I saw Les Miserables in the theatre, WOW! If you know a gal who has read the book, take them to see it if you get the chance. It's like visual 'roofies' when you get home! But I'd never see Mama Mia, what the hell is wrong with you.

Motorhead350
01-12-2009, 10:56 AM
If it's something playing now Yes Man will work, but I didn't think it was so great. If something on DVD rent The Notebook. I can't stand it, but it's something women love who are still around our age.

ImpalaSlayer
01-12-2009, 10:56 AM
do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg) mike :D

TiTo35
01-12-2009, 11:01 AM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r145/boukca/ibtl1.jpg

DTRMiguel
01-12-2009, 12:06 PM
do this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg) mike :D

Haha thats funny as *****

Blackened300a
01-12-2009, 01:06 PM
If you do try the Popcorn :popcorn: thing ... buy the small popcorn so you don't seem to be bragging. :o.

Small popcorn?? Sitting there with a bucket of popcorn on my lap and a periscope sticking out the top would just look silly.

ImpalaSlayer
01-12-2009, 01:17 PM
hahahah at Paul and Tito

Signal_20
01-12-2009, 01:48 PM
A popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom.


Dude I can't stop laughing about the mental picture I got with that one.

Leadfoot281
01-12-2009, 02:23 PM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Be sure to dress up like one of the charecters before you go. You don't wanna look dumb. :lol:

High-C
01-12-2009, 02:28 PM
"The Opening of Misty Beethoven" - a really great chic-flic... I know that you'll love it... :cool:

J D
01-12-2009, 04:30 PM
Any chick flick will do, like 'My Bloody Valentine 3D".

I second this choice.

Peace2Peep
01-12-2009, 06:00 PM
I heard that Slumdog Millionaire movie was good and its about a girl who wants to go on the show "Millionaire"...who doesnt want to win money on a game show?! Won two Golden globes...there you go!

hot-rauder
01-12-2009, 06:55 PM
To be honest Mike, just let her pick. Its a movie, we have sat through worse things.

If you have to choose, every girl I have ever met loves "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" with Kate Hudson.

Sounds like a bad movie for a date, but it is kinda funny, and Kate Hudson is eye candy.