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ckadiddle
01-15-2009, 01:39 PM
Getaway Car Runs Over Cape Coral Thief Twice

Guard Says Woman Took Designer Bags


POSTED: 3:11 pm EST January 15, 2009

<SCRIPT src="/js/13260191/script.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT><LINK href="/css/13260803/style.css" type=text/css rel=stylesheet><!--startindex-->CAPE CORAL, Fla. -- Authorities are looking for a shoplifter who was run over twice by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Cape Coral store.

A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard says she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.

A report says the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. She then got up and jumped onto the hood of the car. As the car was driving away, the report says the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle. Police are using the car's license plate and a check the woman dropped to track her down.

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CBT
01-15-2009, 02:47 PM
Oh....my. I wonder how much planning went into this:
"So yeah, you go grab 6 purses and stuff them in your pants, right?"
"Word, word."
"Then I run yo ass over."
"Huh?"
"Twice."
"Oh snaps. Okay then."

ckadiddle
01-16-2009, 10:42 AM
Oh....my. I wonder how much planning went into this:
"So yeah, you go grab 6 purses and stuff them in your pants, right?"
"Word, word."
"Then I run yo ass over."
"Huh?"
"Twice."
"Oh snaps. Okay then."

Yes, I think you've nailed it.