OK its Redneck Friday!

[Pops]

Hillbilly vacation













<TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top width="100%">http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/cid:1.177292727@web82305.mail. mud.yahoo.com
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
'Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready
for a vacation. Only this year I'm
gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice
about where to go. Three years ago you
said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii
and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to
the Bahamas ,and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned
if Earlene didn't get pregnant again.'
Luther asks Billy Bob, 'So, what you gonna
do this year that's different?'
Billy Bob says, 'This year I'm taking Earlene with me.
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

[SC Cheesehead]

Ratfarts, you beat me to it Bubba John!

http://schlicken.blogsome.com/images/redneck_limo.jpg
Here's a couple back atcha...

Highly Illogical

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No." "You're a queer, ain't ya?"

A Redneck Retaliation

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck. The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stzgan_uxlA

[TiTo35]

Just a little family photo, HAPPY Firday the 13th and Valentine's Day!!!

Sincerly,
The TiTo's


http://img35.exs.cx/img35/4142/rednecks.jpg

[Pops]

Gotta like the matching hair!

[TiTo35]

We R the family thats Gits r done!!!

[SC Cheesehead]

Gotta like the matching hair!

http://whitetrash.net/labelimage.beer/576.jpg