Shuttin' it down, Boss

[O's Fan Rich]

Shut it down, Luke.......

[SC Cheesehead]

Pop, c'mon baby, pop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kliy32YWFcU

[Joe Walsh]

Hey Rich?

You been eating too many eggs?

[Haggis]

What came first the beaver or the slug?

[Joe Walsh]

What came first the beaver or the slug?

Slugs always come quicker than beavers.

[rayjay]

http://www.davidsfunnyfarm.com/images/ars_ibtl.jpg

+1 post count :neener:

[Egon Spengler]

Why did the other thread close... was it the comments about my downstairs?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t299/4orcefeds13/ibtl.jpg

[DOOM]

Here we go again. :shake:

[Egon Spengler]

I'm done I swear! had to do it

[O's Fan Rich]

Why did the other thread close... was it the comments about my downstairs?


Pukin' it up, Boss......:puke:

[Egon Spengler]

I may be totally lost here, but can you explain the boss thing to me?

[O's Fan Rich]

Lookin' at the Youtube, Boss....

[SC Cheesehead]

I may be totally lost here, but can you explain the boss thing to me?

What we have here is failure to communicate...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuDDqU6n4o&feature=related

[Bluerauder]

:laugh:

What we have here is failure to communicate...
Yep ......

Takin' it Off, Boss.

[Drewstang]

I'm too busy finding ways to screw people out of their hard earned money and take credit for something they didn't post about for a year or so. What do I know.

[MERCMAN]

Better start shakin' that bush

[TiTo35]

YES...IBTL!
See Signature...

[Egon Spengler]

Is this really going to be locked down?

[ImpalaSlayer]

i dont understand the point of this post?

[CBT]

i dont understand the point of this post?

I do....IN BEFORE THE LOCK! And post count + 1 !
Other than that, I have no clue what this thread is all about.

[O's Fan Rich]

Shakin' it off, Boss....

[MERCMAN]

Don't mess with the man with no eyes :nono:

[Egon Spengler]

mmmm yeah... no clue


shut 'er down..... boss

[bigmerc2003]

:help:

+1:woohoo:

[Spectragod]

uhhhhhhhh, ok, I'm in. +1

[O's Fan Rich]

gettin a drink here, Boss

[Egon Spengler]

cracking up cars here.... boss

[MERCMAN]

Alright, stand back you pedestrians, this ain't no automobile accident.

[ImpalaSlayer]

what the hell is this?

[ImpalaSlayer]

oh forgot the ................BOSS

[MERCMAN]

Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...

[CBT]

Guantanamo Bay?

[MMBLUE]

I'm thinking a movie..... Green mile....?

[CBT]

Cool Hand Luke.

[nomad]

The box, boss.

[SC Cheesehead]

Gotta get your mind right....

[Bluerauder]

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

[O's Fan Rich]

You'll have to do better than that
if you want to impress these men.
Some pretty hard numbers here.
Dragline's an ex-safe cracker, Koko's
a jewel thief. Blind Dick is a rapist.

[Blackened300a]

:sleepy::sleepy:

AJ would be proud.

[Haggis]

Yes' em Boss.

I think I broke his F****** neck.

[Joe Walsh]

http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=cool_hand_luke _1967

Lot's a quotes, Boss.

[SC Cheesehead]

Yeah, he had dat ol' Luke smile....

[Egon Spengler]

I need Jesus like Kathy Lee needs Regis

[DTRMiguel]

Hey this thread is a free post count thread?

[Egon Spengler]

That's how I am seeing it... boss?

[Mike]

Pop, c'mon baby, pop!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kliy32YWFcU

Thanks for sharing :drool:

[SC Cheesehead]

Small town, not much to do in the evenin'.

[juno]

This thread needs some boiled eggs!!!!!

[SC Cheesehead]

This thread needs some boiled eggs!!!!!

Dragline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001421/): Why you got to go and say fifty eggs for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?
Luke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): I thought it was a nice round number.

[Ms. Denmark]

And the ever famous car washing scene which goes something like....."She has NO idea what she's doing to us." .......... "Oh YES SHE DOES!"

Mr. Man's favorite.;)

[ImpalaSlayer]

i like them make shift "sponges"

[O's Fan Rich]

i like them make shift "sponges"

The sharp edges might cut glass.....

Puttin' em on here, Boss.....

[ImpalaSlayer]

The sharp edges might cut glass.....

Puttin' em on here, Boss.....

hahaha :rofl: its much more funny knowing where it came from now

[Bluerauder]

Mr. Man's favorite.;)
And mine too !!! I forgot about Lucy.

Here >>>> http://babyboomeradvisorclub.com/cool-hand-luke-the-car-wash-scene/ Darn, the video was removed. :(

[MyTMerc]

I think I broke his F****** neck.

Sounds like a quote from the original "Longest Yard"

[Haggis]

Sounds like a quote from the original "Longest Yard"

ding..ding..ding

[O's Fan Rich]

Paul Newman was not in that movie.



The Box, Boss?
In the box, Gordon.

[Haggis]

Paul Newman was not in that movie.



The Box, Boss?
In the box, Gordon.

:razz:.....

[SC Cheesehead]

My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.

[Joe Walsh]

http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=cool_hand_luke _1967

^ Cool Hand Luke screenplay/script ^

I've always wondered why great actors/actresses would sometimes pick such crappy movies to act in.
It definitely has to do with the ability to read and judge a screenplay.
After finding that ^ link to the screenplay/script, I now understand why.
If you read the sceenplay from 'Cool Hand Luke'....a GREAT movie....it doesn't read like a good movie at all.

BTW: That woman washing the car is retarded HOT!
Trivia: She wasn't even there when they filmed the chain gang scenes...They filmed her washing the car in one day and she was gone off the set.
Then George Kennedy, Paul Newman and others had to act all 'hot & bothered' while looking at an empty front yard.

[Egon Spengler]

Here's the biggest boss that you've seen thus far! TRILLAAAAA!
http://www.back2basics.co.nz/assets/img/Blog/blog_rickrosstrilla.jpg

[bob6364]

I've always wondered why great actors/actresses would sometimes pick such crappy movies to act in.
It definitely has to do with the ability to read and judge a screenplay.
After finding that ^ link to the screenplay/script, I now understand why.
If you read the sceenplay from 'Cool Hand Luke'....a GREAT movie....it doesn't read like a good movie at all.

BTW: That woman washing the car is retarded HOT!
Trivia: She wasn't even there when they filmed the chain gang scenes...They filmed her washing the car in one day and she was gone off the set.
Then George Kennedy, Paul Newman and others had to act all 'hot & bothered' while looking at an empty front yard.

Geez Joe now you ruined the scene for me...ok if you want to be that way...you know extreme makover home edition when Ty talks to the family in every episode and they at Disney....Well he just talks to the camera....then the family later on watchs the demolition its not live at all....:P

[bob6364]

BTW we need a Big Labowski thread too...."That rug really tied the room together."

[Egon Spengler]

I want a ghostbusters thread!

[Bluerauder]

I've always wondered why great actors/actresses would sometimes pick such crappy movies to act in.
It definitely has to do with the ability to read and judge a screenplay.
The reverse is also true. Sometimes actors/actresses pass on scripts/screenplays that eventually go on to make movie history. Many of the older "classic" movies that we know were NOT made by the director's 1st choice of actors/actresses. Some were NOT even made by the 2nd string team. But could you ever visualize anyone else but Bogart and Ingrid Bergman in "Casablanca" or Clark Gable and Vivian Leigh in "Gone with the Wind"? I recall that they were all second choices at best. Paul Newman and Robert Redford were NOT the first pick for "Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid". Maybe good/great actors can make a mediocre script much better than it would be otherwise.

Closin' it Down, Boss..... :D

[Egon Spengler]

I have started a ghostbusters thread...

[MyTMerc]

The most quotable movie ever... Blazing Saddles. Of course for the vast educational value :D

"Somebody go get me a ***** load of dimes!"

[CBT]

The most quotable movie ever... Blazing Saddles. Of course for the vast educational value :D

"Somebody go get me a ***** load of dimes!"

"Where all da white women at?!"

[duhtroll]

...Little bastard shot me in the ass!

Baby! I am NOT from Havana!

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!

Holy Underwear! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!



My favorite movie of all time.

[duhtroll]

"They lose me after the bunker scene."

"Oh! It's twue! It's twue!"

(what people don't know is the following line was deleted from the release version)

"Baby, I hate to disillusion you, but you're sucking on my arm."

Richard Pryor was supposed to play the lead but went on a bender just prior to shooting.

Mel Brooks offered Gene Wilder's role to The Duke, who thought he would never be able to show his face again if he took it.

The guy singing the main theme (forget the name right now) thought he was singing the theme to a real western.

Oh yeah --

"Gentlemen, the affairs of state must take precedence over... the affairs of state."

:lol:

[SC Cheesehead]

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"

[Egon Spengler]

some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk...

Ghostbusters

[SC Cheesehead]

Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

[Egon Spengler]

Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Dude... awesome!!!

GO HERE!!!! http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=51755&highlight=dig

[SC Cheesehead]

Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.

[O's Fan Rich]

Somewhere, somehow, I lost control, of this thread......

[MyTMerc]

Somewhere, somehow, I lost control, of this thread......
The Jeanie's out of the bottle.. Oh wait, that's a TV show.


"Mongo only pawn in the chess game of life"

[SC Cheesehead]

Somewhere, somehow, I lost control, of this thread......

Not your fault....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1F7d6f1Qk&feature=related

[knine]

No, not your fault. Contains some bad words, click only if you can handle adult language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtosvnpFZRM&feature=related

[Egon Spengler]

SOOOOOORY! MYYYY FAULT!

I don't think they make Nikes in her size Ray

[Egon Spengler]

and it don't look gooooood... lets go get a beer
http://archive.ghostbusters.net/images/moviepics/gh2/6.jpg

[Paul T. Casey]

brought a cougar to a party


Did you say Cougar??

[SC Cheesehead]

What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff....Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[Joe Walsh]

"I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a*s-kickers, sh**-kickers, and Methodists!"

"That's Hedley!"

[SC Cheesehead]

Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle *****. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

[duhtroll]

"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish..."

[SC Cheesehead]

"Hell I was born here. An' I was raised here. An' dad-gummit I'm gonna die here. An' no side-windin' bushwackin' horn-swagglin' crugger-croager is gonna roaul me brishnin cutter!"

[nomad]

" 'scuse me while I whip this out"

[Ms. Denmark]

" 'scuse me while I whips this out"Fixed it for ya. lol;)

Another one of Mr. Man's favorite lines.

[nomad]

Fixed it for ya. lol;)

Another one of Mr. Man's favorite lines.

TY:beer:
“Where ya headed, cowboy?”
“Nowhere special.”
“Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.”
“Come on.”

[Bluerauder]

Another one of Mr. Man's favorite lines.

Uses it frequently does he?? ;)

[Ms. Denmark]

Uses it frequently does he?? ;)Ya know, I figured I'd get cornered on this one.:D

[bob6364]

Blazing saddles...The new sheriffs a ***Bong***

[Ms. Denmark]

"What we have here... is a failure to communicate."

[SC Cheesehead]

I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

[rayjay]

Ya know, I figured I'd get cornered on this one.:D

Yep, you walked right into that one Sis. :D

[Ms. Denmark]

Yep, you walked right into that one Sis. :DYou can ask him yourself when you see him Ray.:coolman:
Not smiling for nothin'!

[MyTMerc]

Qualifications?

:censor:, robbery, murder and :censor:

You said :censor: twice

I like :censor:

kinky... next

Disclaimer: This quote in no way advocates violent acts or crimes against nature. Mr Brooks left no stone unturned. No group unscathed.

Well, OK will take the ___:censor:___, ______:censor:____, and the _____:censor:____, but not the Irish.

[Ms. Denmark]

LOL, Shaun! ;)

[Ms. Denmark]

Just listening to some Jimi Hendrix on Sirius. Foxy Lady , that really wakes you up. Sorry, I forgot which thread I'm on.:o

[knine]

Just listening to some Jimi Hendrix on Sirius. Foxy Lady , that really wakes you up. Sorry, I forgot which thread I'm on.:o
All along the watchtower. sweet.

[nomad]

Just listening to some Jimi Hendrix on Sirius. Foxy Lady , that really wakes you up. Sorry, I forgot which thread I'm on.:o

Any body got any more info on Sirius? Need to re-up my subscription on the LT.

Saw they were in trouble,financially. {What a surprise}

Thinking maybe go monthly, not yearly?:Offtopic:

[finster101]

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!

[Ms. Denmark]

Any body got any more info on Sirius? Need to re-up my subscription on the LT.

Saw they were in trouble,financially. {What a surprise}

Thinking maybe go monthly, not yearly?:Offtopic:
We did the "lifetime" deal. Paid $400 up front I think. They better not go bust before I die! :( Keep forgetting....this isn't Shout Box.

[duhtroll]

Requote! :)


You'd do it for Randolph Scott!

[justbob]

"nice weather today Major"

"Since when did you become the frickin weather man".

[CBT]

What came first the beaver or the slug?

Beaver for the win!

[Phrog_gunner]

Beaver for the win!

I hate to say it but I have to agree with my squidly compatriot.

[SC Cheesehead]

Beaver for the win!


I hate to say it but I have to agree with my squidly compatriot.

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Naked_Gun&quote=beaver.txt&file=beaver.wav

[Aren Jay]

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

[SC Cheesehead]

Ummm, I don't get it.... :dunno:

[Bluerauder]

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?


Ummm, I don't get it.... :dunno:

You need to bone up on your war movies. Its a quote from "Kelly's Heroes" (Clint Eastwood/Donald Sutherland--1970). Usually stated by Donald Sutherland (SGT Oddball) to Gavin MacLeod (Moriarty).

Don't quite understand its relevance here; but that's the origin. :D

[SC Cheesehead]

You need to bone up on your war movies. Its a quote from "Kelly's Heroes" (Clint Eastwood/Donald Sutherland). Usually stated by Donald Sutherland to Moriarty (Gavin McCleod).

Don't quite understand its relevance here; but that's the origin. :D

Ah, thanks Charlie! I couldn't recall where I'd heard the line before...

[Marauderjack]

Here he is.....Good ole Donald!!

[Aren Jay]

Jimmy? Angel. Here's a tip but his hand writing's bad. Third Son in the fifth race at Belle Meadows. Wait! Could be Fifth Son in the third. Wait,,,this... might... be... next weeks race.