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O's Fan Rich
03-22-2009, 09:57 AM
nonm-nom-nom-nom-nom----nom....:banana:
Blk Mamba
03-22-2009, 10:05 AM
I think it has to do with getting the nasty taste of alcohol out of your mouth the next morning.
DOOM
03-22-2009, 10:05 AM
Stank fried rice.
Drewstang
03-22-2009, 10:25 AM
Because it doesn't call you a bottom feeding back stabber? Just saying.
BurpyTurtle
03-22-2009, 03:17 PM
Left over spaghetti is great too.
UncleLar
03-22-2009, 03:25 PM
Cold leftover pizza for breakfast,oh yeah!
White Knuckles
03-22-2009, 04:47 PM
Try to get fried rice on your plate from the container without spilling on the counter---------------It can't be done!!!!!!!!!!
STLR FN
03-22-2009, 05:31 PM
Cold leftover pizza for breakfast,oh yeah!Man after myown heart


Try to get fried rice on your plate from the container without spilling on the counter---------------It can't be done!!!!!!!!!!
Yes it can...
CBT
03-22-2009, 05:58 PM
Try to get fried rice on your plate from the container without spilling on the counter---------------It can't be done!!!!!!!!!!

Who uses a plate, i shovel them shites straight from the carton into my pie hole. Nom nom.
SC Cheesehead
03-22-2009, 07:13 PM
http://www.terrencemiao.com/funny/2005-04/That_wasn_t_chicken.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kDyMtZ_dJwQ/SK36g32QUoI/AAAAAAAAAIY/95s_dqw_4XU/s400/we_no_see_your_cat.jpg


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
timfromme
03-22-2009, 07:22 PM
Rotf lmao!!!
justbob
03-22-2009, 07:24 PM
I think its the day old grease that makes it better!
STLR FN
03-22-2009, 07:29 PM
I think it's the tryptophan...
UncleLar
03-22-2009, 07:35 PM
Did you ever notice you never see stray cats or dogs or even flying rats around asian restaurants?
justbob
03-22-2009, 08:11 PM
Did you ever notice you never see stray cats or dogs or even flying rats around asian restaurants?
They don't eat there own?:dunno:
Haggis
03-23-2009, 04:04 AM
http://www.terrencemiao.com/funny/2005-04/That_wasn_t_chicken.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kDyMtZ_dJwQ/SK36g32QUoI/AAAAAAAAAIY/95s_dqw_4XU/s400/we_no_see_your_cat.jpg


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Our chicken have four legs.
CBT
03-23-2009, 09:38 AM
Frush toiret hard, Moo Goo Guy Pan have to go arr the way to kitchen.
Joe Walsh
03-23-2009, 09:49 AM
Left over spaghetti is great too.

My college roommate was Italian and he would:
Fry left over spaghetti w/sauce in a pan with more parmesan cheese.

I thought...WTF?
BUT....It tasted delicious!
SC Cheesehead
03-23-2009, 09:51 AM
My college roommate was Italian and he would:
Fry left over spaghetti w/sauce in a pan with more parmesan cheese.

I thought...WTF?
BUT....It tasted delicious!

Hey, I've fried sauerkraut and eggs together for breakfast....
Joe Walsh
03-23-2009, 09:55 AM
Hey, I've fried sauerkraut and eggs together for breakfast....

OMG....What happened the next day!?!?

:eek:
SC Cheesehead
03-23-2009, 10:04 AM
OMG....What happened the next day!?!?

:eek:

Ahhhhh, well, about as you would imagine .......

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z5TnFPR9Y4QWeM::w ww.india-shopping.net/india-ayurveda-products/image/diarrhea.gif (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.india-shopping.net/india-ayurveda-products/image/diarrhea.gif&imgrefurl=http://yellow-menace.com/2008/09/philippines-ranks-2nd-in-childhood-diarrhea-morbidity/&h=1463&w=1320&sz=24&tbnid=Z5TnFPR9Y4QWeM::&tbnh=150&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddiarrhea%2Bphotos&hl=en&usg=__d_eKfo4UrzD-AqOkiW73F4_57Zk=&ei=eb_HSb2eD6LlnQfXr-XHDQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1)
Joe Walsh
03-23-2009, 10:07 AM
Hey, I've fried sauerkraut and eggs together for breakfast....


Ahhhhh, well, about as you would imagine .......

http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:Z5TnFPR9Y4QWeM::w ww.india-shopping.net/india-ayurveda-products/image/diarrhea.gif (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.india-shopping.net/india-ayurveda-products/image/diarrhea.gif&imgrefurl=http://yellow-menace.com/2008/09/philippines-ranks-2nd-in-childhood-diarrhea-morbidity/&h=1463&w=1320&sz=24&tbnid=Z5TnFPR9Y4QWeM::&tbnh=150&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddiarrhea%2Bphotos&hl=en&usg=__d_eKfo4UrzD-AqOkiW73F4_57Zk=&ei=eb_HSb2eD6LlnQfXr-XHDQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1)


Kinda like combining matter and anti-matter?
Egon Spengler
03-23-2009, 10:10 AM
I am craving cold pizza now!
SC Cheesehead
03-23-2009, 10:17 AM
Kinda like combining matter and anti-matter?

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Total protonic reversal.
Joe Walsh
03-23-2009, 10:28 AM
So you could've been arrested for murder if you had given the misses a 'Dutch Oven'???
SC Cheesehead
03-23-2009, 10:44 AM
So you could've been arrested for murder if you had given the misses a 'Dutch Oven'???

More like murder VICTIM if I'd try something like that! http://www.bloodydecks.com/forums/images/smilies/It__s_Outta_Here.gif
Marauder_Santa
03-23-2009, 12:54 PM
"Ancient Chinese secret"