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Motorhead350
03-30-2009, 12:17 AM
Are you ever in bed, just about asleep and they ask you a question just to keep you awake? A question that doesn't have a yes or no answer that's pretty useless? Well I thought of a few you can ask them when they are hardly awake and ready to fall asleep. I have used all of these and they are just as annoying to women as the talk of marrage is to a man. Here, enjoy!

If I was a verb what would I be?
What goes better with my pants: Converse shoes or P.F. Flyers?
When do you think I'll have my first divorce?
If I was a car, what part of me would break first?
Can god create something he cannot control?
What is more important in a relationship: Honestly or trustworthyness?
Which friend of mine would you do?
If I was a natural distaster what would I be?
How long could we last together in a car ride before we would have to get out?
Do you think I am perfect?
What were we talking about earlier today that we didn't finish?
Do you think duck tape actually sloves problems?
What was your most memorible experience in jail?

I could go on and on and believe me I have asked 90% of these questions just to turn the tables. Go try them now! Believe me it works. The questioning will all go away and we can finally get to sleep.
bigbillybbs
03-30-2009, 12:23 AM
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT>.....! :bows:
PantherP71
03-30-2009, 01:05 AM
:lol: Might have to try those.
knine
03-30-2009, 01:09 AM
HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT>.....! :bows:


:lol: Might have to try those.
You guys are about to take advice from Dominick? :shake:
Krytin
03-30-2009, 04:58 AM
Are you ever in bed, just about asleep and they ask you a question just to keep you awake? A question that doesn't have a yes or no answer that's pretty useless? Well I thought of a few you can ask them when they are hardly awake and ready to fall asleep. I have used all of these and they are just as annoying to women as the talk of marrage is to a man. Here, enjoy!

If I was a verb what would I be?
What goes better with my pants: Converse shoes or P.F. Flyers?
When do you think I'll have my first divorce?
If I was a car, what part of me would break first?
Can god create something he cannot control?
What is more important in a relationship: Honestly or trustworthyness?
Which friend of mine would you do?
If I was a natural distaster what would I be?
How long could we last together in a car ride before we would have to get out?
Do you think I am perfect?
What were we talking about earlier today that we didn't finish?
Do you think duck tape actually sloves problems?
What was your most memorible experience in jail?

I could go on and on and believe me I have asked 90% of these questions just to turn the tables. Go try them now! Believe me it works. The questioning will all go away and we can finally get to sleep.

You know Dom, there were times when I thought you were a young PITA!
I have to say that this really earned my respect - truely a clear case of genuine brilliance!
Very Well Done!
:lol:
justbob
03-30-2009, 07:59 AM
Good one Dom, i'll try a couple tonight.
O's Fan Rich
03-30-2009, 08:39 AM
I have no reason to exact revenge on my wife.... she is perfect!
Pops
03-30-2009, 08:41 AM
I have no reason to exact revenge on my wife.... she is perfect!

So can we talk about you Rich!:P
O's Fan Rich
03-30-2009, 08:42 AM
So can we talk about you Rich!:P

Oh, Hell yeah!!!

I'm worthy of being scorned!!!
justbob
03-30-2009, 08:57 AM
I have no reason to exact revenge on my wife.... she is perfect!
I would say this myself but this song keeps popping in my head
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Joe Walsh
03-30-2009, 09:21 AM
Pose this to her:

"Suppose she woke up in a tent, in the middle of the woods, buck naked, hog tied, and covered in baby oil."

Ask her: "Would she report it to the police?"

If she says: "NO!"

Then ask her: "If she wants to go camping!"......:D
Dr Caleb
03-30-2009, 09:47 AM
"Get revenge on your girlfriend, wife or mistress!"

"Or?" What if I want revenge on all 3?
Pops
03-30-2009, 09:49 AM
Sounds like a Whos on First story to me!;)
Motorhead350
03-30-2009, 12:49 PM
"Get revenge on your girlfriend, wife or mistress!"

"Or?" What if I want revenge on all 3?

What's stopping you big boy? Why not space the questions out?
Dr Caleb
03-30-2009, 01:36 PM
What's stopping you big boy? Why not space the questions out?

Naa, I can reuse them. It's not like they can compare notes. :)
Motorhead350
03-30-2009, 02:45 PM
Naa, I can reuse them. It's not like they can compare notes. :)

I wanna grow up to be just like you! :D
Dr Caleb
03-30-2009, 03:47 PM
I wanna grow up to be just like you! :D

Grow up? Well, theres' your problem! (you so saw that coming, didn't you)
Motorhead350
03-30-2009, 09:29 PM
I told my dad about this thread and he answered a question.

If he was a car the first part of him to break would be the driveshaft. :lol:
Dr Caleb
03-30-2009, 10:14 PM
On me, it'll be the bumper sag.
RoyLPita
03-31-2009, 04:05 AM
Dom,
Do you still have your girlfriend after asking her all these questions?
TAKEDOWN
03-31-2009, 07:23 AM
Dom,
Do you still have your girlfriend after asking her all these questions?


I think you guys should switch avatar names... LOL!
Vortex
03-31-2009, 08:14 AM
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Motorhead350
03-31-2009, 09:05 AM
Dom,
Do you still have your girlfriend after asking her all these questions?

Yes and I know her better now. ;)
guspech750
03-31-2009, 03:41 PM
heres another. it will shut up any woman or i guess a man too if you roll that way. tell them. " can i cram my fist up your a*s ". laugh a little and fall asleep.
Bluerauder
03-31-2009, 06:50 PM
The only question that gets asked at bedtime around here is "Did you set the alarm clock?" ;)
DEFYANT
03-31-2009, 08:56 PM
You know Dom, there were times when I thought you were a young PITA!
I have to say that this really earned my respect - truely a clear case of genuine brilliance!
Very Well Done!
:lol:


Wow. I was thinking th same thing!!
SILVERMARAUDER
04-02-2009, 03:00 PM
Thats funny! That list has some fairly good stuff!