Dodge + JC Whitney =

[Embassy]

...this:

http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/pics-videos-buffet-149/587782-you-car-enthusiast-check-out-charger-cobra.html (http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/pics-videos-buffet-149/587782-you-car-enthusiast-check-out-charger-cobra.html)

:lol:

[hot-rauder]

Holy Mecury Centercaps Batman!!!!

Thats got to be the worst piece of crap I have ever seen. Some seriously *****y body work there too!

[DOOM]

Gotta love those mopars :puke:

[hot-rauder]

Gotta love those mopars :puke:

So thats what Hemis look like after you eat them and poop them out huh Doom?!?

[ckadiddle]

Well, I'm pretty sure he has the only one just like it on his block.

[Joe Walsh]

Thank You!!

I was having a crappy Friday until I saw that 'Moparbortion'.

Pantyhosed rear taillights...sump pump hoses for sidepipes...split sump pump hose on the front air dam and on the plastic rear window shade....747 Ricer retard wing....

OH OK enough!...my sides hurt!


:rofl:

[DOOM]

So thats what Hemis look like after you eat them and poop them out huh Doom?!?

:lol: :2thumbs:

[Joe Walsh]

Well, I'm pretty sure he has the only one just like it on his planet.

There....fixed it for ya!

:2thumbs:

[DOOM]

That's what happens when a ricer buys american.

[Hacklemerc]

Its not very often I feel sorry for a Mopar... but I genuinely feel sorry for that poor car....

[Joe Walsh]

That's what happens when a ricer buys american.

He must have run out of money before he could buy a set of 'VTEC' stickers.

[Embassy]

He must have run out of money before he could buy a set of 'VTEC' stickers.


Perhaps he's trying to keep a subtle appearance. :D

[Joe Walsh]

Perhaps he's trying to keep a subtle appearance. :D

Good point!

I'm glad that he didn't over-do it.

[Marauderjack]

MY EYES....MY EYES....MY EYES....ARRRRRRGH!!!!:argue: :shake: :help:

[CBT]

LMMFAO!!!! Did you read some of the comments from the site? This one is the best: welcome to thunderdome, *****!!!

[hdirish50]

I bet it has 1.21 jigowatts of power

[BAD MERC]

Where's my eye-bleach?? I was thinkin' about six hood scoops on each side like a tractor-pull... You know?? It looks great with silver.

[BAD MERC]

Maybe I forgot to mention - I have an entire photo group on my MySpace page dedicated to braindead dicks that do this to cars. Believe me - that Dodge is nothing!!!

[offroadkarter]

Atleast its a v6, and he didnt ruin an R/T or SRT...

The license plate says it all....

[rayjay]

Is that what happens when you mod a car while on acid?

[CRUZTAKER]

Why is it that when you see an atrocity that you you just can't stop looking?

I mean seriously...it's like seeing the elephant man for the first time.
I can't take my eyes off that goon!

[justbob]

That sump pump hose exhaust is the BOMB yo! That whip is tite! Can i fit this on without covering my three diamond fender vents?:confused:

[n00bkiller944]

HAhahaha, that royally sucks! Look at the pantyhose on the taillights!!!

[CBT]

You guys laugh, but when 'Transformers 3: Rise of J.C. Whitney' hits theaters, who's going to have the coolest car in the movie theater parking lot? The guy with crap from pages 19 thru 37 glued on on his Charger. Giggity!

[MrBluGruv]

that car actually makes me sick.

I think I see zip-tie holding the moldings over the original front bumper.

Utter disgrace, not even remotely funny as some kind of joke...

[centexmarauder]

looks fast. the handicapped plates set it off.

[timfromme]

WTF was that? Thats just wrong!

[DOOM]

Whats really scary is that in someone's mind this actually looks good!

[Joe Walsh]

Here is his wife's station wagon...

[RF Overlord]

It's a joke.

It HAS to be a joke...

Dear God, PLEASE let it be a joke...

[Blk Mamba]

What you have all forgotten is that his parody is blindness.

[CBT]

So this persons handicap is what, bad taste?

[ledzilla]

Did anyone else hapen to notice how mismatched the wheels were to the car? Mercury emblem... On a Dodge... Why? Just, why?

[2,4shofast]

Wow what a waste! I dont really care for the car in the first place but really?> What would make you want to do that?:puke: