Saw this on Craig's List....

[W4LTD]

2007 Ford Mustang Pony Package~Looks brand new~lot's of pics ~ OBO - $13500

In the description....

"...The engine delivers strong power as it should for 4.0L V6. Oil change every 3000 miles with premium sympthatic oil."

[CBT]

2007 Ford Mustang Pony Package~Looks brand new~lot's of pics ~ OBO - $13500

In the description....

"...The engine delivers strong power as it should for 4.0L V6. Oil change every 3000 miles with premium sympthatic oil."

Sympthatic oil? Does it feel sorry for the engine?

[Joe Walsh]

Sympthatic oil? Does it feel sorry for the engine?

No, But it does soothe the bearings.

[CBT]

No, But it does soothe the bearings.

Badda bing!

[Joe Walsh]

When I worked in a hardware store as a teenager, I had a customer come in and they were trying to clean their concrete steps.

They kept asking for "Neurotic acid".

It took everything I had not to bust out laughing.

[CBT]

When I worked in a hardware store as a teenager, I had a customer come in and they were trying to clean their concrete steps.

They kept asking for "Neurotic acid".

It took everything I had not to bust out laughing.

Lol, you ever see any of those actual court transcipt postings? Stuff like

1.)"What gear where you in at the moment of impact?"
"Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

2.)"All of your responses need to be oral, do you understand?"
"Oral."

3.)"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Not yet."

I love those.

[W4LTD]

From Craig's List:

"...Room for rent in ingrown pool house, share bathroom, kitchen,..."

Ingrown pool? What type of fertilizer would you use for that?