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Motorhead350
05-11-2009, 03:15 PM
Sometimes I go to the auto part stores and ask for parts that don't exist to make some of the true gearheads laugh. Here is what I have so far...

1. Carburator Pully
2. Distributer Belt
3. Diesel Sparkplugs
4. VW radiator
5. Prius boost controller
6. Summer air for the tires
7. Blinker Fluid
8. Seat belt gasket
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints

What fake parts do you ask for?

It's my way to humor everyone at the stores... lately no one seems too happy.

BAD MERC
05-11-2009, 03:19 PM
I just shop here for everything I need.

www.kalecoauto.com (http://www.kalecoauto.com)

They just recently started carrying violent bass air.

Motorhead350
05-11-2009, 03:24 PM
Haha!!!!!!!!!!

Marauder M.C.
05-11-2009, 03:33 PM
Don't forget to ask for a muffler bearing

TiTo35
05-11-2009, 03:37 PM
:lol: Blinker fluid...:laugh:
Have you ever said..."I saw the commercial last night...I know you all have it!"

Joe Walsh
05-11-2009, 05:59 PM
Sometimes I go to the auto part stores and ask for parts that don't exist to make some of the true gearheads laugh. Here is what I have so far...

1. Carburator Pully
2. Distributer Belt
3. Diesel Sparkplugs
4. VW radiator
5. Prius boost controller
6. Summer air for the tires
7. Blinker Fluid
8. Seat belt gasket
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints

What fake parts do you ask for?

It's my way to humor everyone at the stores... lately no one seems too happy.


Silicone enhanced air bags!

;)

offroadkarter
05-11-2009, 06:00 PM
I bought an oil bypass kit for the explorer, the oil still looks new!

justbob
05-11-2009, 06:37 PM
High performance floor mats.

leathalss
05-11-2009, 06:47 PM
High output LUG NUTS!

ImpalaSlayer
05-11-2009, 06:59 PM
i used to know a BUNCH but i seem to have forgotten alot of them

Dr Caleb
05-11-2009, 10:27 PM
Left handed screwdriver.

Bucket of cold steam.

Piston return springs.

sd8683
05-11-2009, 10:30 PM
Silicone enhanced air bags!

;)


:rofl: good one Joe!

Shora
05-11-2009, 11:39 PM
Sometimes I go to the auto part stores and ask for parts that don't exist to make some of the true gearheads laugh. Here is what I have so far...

1. Carburator Pully
2. Distributer Belt
3. Diesel Sparkplugs
4. VW radiator
5. Prius boost controller
6. Summer air for the tires
7. Blinker Fluid
8. Seat belt gasket
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints

What fake parts do you ask for?

It's my way to humor everyone at the stores... lately no one seems too happy.

Oh, VWs do have radiators. Should they assume you are talking about an air cooled bug from 40 yrs. ago?

DTRMiguel
05-12-2009, 06:09 AM
You guys are Nuckin Futs :lol:

SMOKE
05-12-2009, 06:22 AM
I just saw "cross drilled brake lines" on that Kale Co linky....an actual LOL was had...:)

Egon Spengler
05-12-2009, 06:44 AM
HID Rear View Mirror

Motorhead350
05-12-2009, 12:22 PM
Silicone enhanced air bags!

;)

I need to get my hands on a set of those!!!!

hot-rauder
05-12-2009, 03:14 PM
Dont forget to have them flush your fuel line....

UncleLar
05-12-2009, 05:09 PM
power whitewalls

CanadaMarauder
05-12-2009, 05:23 PM
6 way power mudflaps
Piston rings for an RX-7

hot-rauder
05-12-2009, 05:42 PM
I just thought up of my own one...

Anti-theft Window Lock. :lol:

Black_Noise
05-12-2009, 07:25 PM
anything for an 83 corvette (google it if you dont know)

and I also like asking for a discombobulator sprocket

JohnPPD
05-12-2009, 08:36 PM
As long as you don't ask for a Cadillac converter. I :censor: hate that. It's catalytic! :mad2:

Vortech347
05-13-2009, 06:30 AM
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints



You can purchase flywheel "rebuild kits" It replaced the surface area of a flywheel. I've done it on my stang.

Also alot of solid mustang control arms have helm joints.

Personal favorite is asking for "710"

Marauder Rick
08-01-2009, 07:54 PM
I have never been able to keep a straight face while purposely asking a stupid question but i think im gonna have to try. And when i do...im gonna record it somehow.

Im looking for a wheelbase regulator
I think I blew my axle pulley
Do you carry my OE Suspension bearings
Do you sell curb weights? I was told I needed a lighter one.
I need kanetic energy exchanger lubricant for my speed regulator (tranny fluid)

blackhueys
08-01-2009, 09:08 PM
actually there is a dist belt look here if ya dont belive me
http://p-car.com/diy/dualbelt/

ImpalaSlayer
08-01-2009, 09:28 PM
what the hell is the point of 2 distributers? old school hay of running 2 plugs per cylinder?

Blackmobile
08-01-2009, 09:34 PM
what the hell is the point of 2 distributers? old school hay of running 2 plugs per cylinder?

you think it's funny but Chrysler did have a dual distributor engine.

GetMeMyStogie
08-06-2009, 12:54 PM
I like to tell people 'it sounds like you need a new Johnson rod'

RacerX
08-20-2009, 12:24 PM
Manifold weak spot test hammar. Can of K9P. Your problem is with PEBWAS! Problem Exists Between Wheel And Seat! :beer:

Jimimac43
08-20-2009, 01:19 PM
Look at my signature, gotta have em'

Aren Jay
08-21-2009, 09:11 PM
I used to give out free hubcap washers. Tinkly tinklie tinkle tinkle tinkle only happens when your moving sound that you just can't find.

No hubcaps now though so it doesn't work anymore.

ledzilla
09-03-2009, 10:58 AM
My personal favorite is headlight fluid. Exhaust bearing is always fun. Head this one on the radio some odd years ago, a radio DJ was calling auto parts stores trying to find a sphincter coil for a '72 Ford Maverick.

justbob
09-03-2009, 09:53 PM
My personal favorite is headlight fluid. Exhaust bearing is always fun. Head this one on the radio some odd years ago, a radio DJ was calling auto parts stores trying to find a sphincter coil for a '72 Ford Maverick.
Mancow muller:bows:

Motorhead350
09-04-2009, 07:53 AM
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Mancow muller:bows:

A.K.A. Matthew Eric Muller. I wonder what he is up to...

ledzilla
09-04-2009, 10:40 AM
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Mancow muller:bows:

hehe Nice to know I wasn't the only one listening. :D

Motorhead350
09-04-2009, 10:46 AM
hehe Nice to know I wasn't the only one listening. :D

I always liked Loveline more. The Adam Carolla era.

marauder_dallas
09-04-2009, 10:53 AM
I JUST CALLED AUTO ZONE AND ASKED IF THEY HAD A Distributer Belt IN STOCK :laugh:

megaforcer
09-04-2009, 11:09 AM
I tell them that there is a Loose nut behind my wheel and if they have it in stock. Most of them don't get it though :P

hot-rauder
09-04-2009, 11:14 AM
Opie and Anthony, when the were doing Boston radio used to call places all the time.... Bbut the could only say one word.

The called an auto parts store and only said butt plug. nothing else but butt plug. The store kept saying "spark plugs? let me transfer you..."

It made me die laughing when he screams "BUTTTTT PLLLUGGGG!" and the clerk says, "so what kind of spark plug do you need?"

I found it on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX3iu3o49qE

ledzilla
09-04-2009, 11:15 AM
Opie and Anthony, when the were doing Boston radio used to call places all the time.... Bbut the could only say one word.

The called an auto parts store and only said butt plug. nothing else but butt plug. The store kept saying "spark plugs? let me transfer you..."

It made me die laughing when he screams "BUTTTTT PLLLUGGGG!" and the clerk says, "so what kind of spark plug do you need?"

I heard a recording of that! It was hilarious!

Stangracer89
09-04-2009, 11:16 AM
We would send noobies for 100' of flightline, 10 gal. of propwash, left handed jet wrench, Generator bleed screws (#6 & #19's) just all kinds of stupid crap. You would not believe how many, just trained, Airmen would fall for it.