Fake parts

[Motorhead350]

Sometimes I go to the auto part stores and ask for parts that don't exist to make some of the true gearheads laugh. Here is what I have so far...

1. Carburator Pully
2. Distributer Belt
3. Diesel Sparkplugs
4. VW radiator
5. Prius boost controller
6. Summer air for the tires
7. Blinker Fluid
8. Seat belt gasket
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints

What fake parts do you ask for?

It's my way to humor everyone at the stores... lately no one seems too happy.

[BAD MERC]

I just shop here for everything I need.

www.kalecoauto.com (http://www.kalecoauto.com)

They just recently started carrying violent bass air.

[Motorhead350]

Haha!!!!!!!!!!

[Marauder M.C.]

Don't forget to ask for a muffler bearing

[TiTo35]

:lol: Blinker fluid...:laugh:
Have you ever said..."I saw the commercial last night...I know you all have it!"

[Joe Walsh]

Sometimes I go to the auto part stores and ask for parts that don't exist to make some of the true gearheads laugh. Here is what I have so far...

1. Carburator Pully
2. Distributer Belt
3. Diesel Sparkplugs
4. VW radiator
5. Prius boost controller
6. Summer air for the tires
7. Blinker Fluid
8. Seat belt gasket
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints

What fake parts do you ask for?

It's my way to humor everyone at the stores... lately no one seems too happy.


Silicone enhanced air bags!

;)

[offroadkarter]

I bought an oil bypass kit for the explorer, the oil still looks new!

[justbob]

High performance floor mats.

[leathalss]

High output LUG NUTS!

[ImpalaSlayer]

i used to know a BUNCH but i seem to have forgotten alot of them

[Dr Caleb]

Left handed screwdriver.

Bucket of cold steam.

Piston return springs.

[sd8683]

Silicone enhanced air bags!

;)


:rofl: good one Joe!

[Shora]

Sometimes I go to the auto part stores and ask for parts that don't exist to make some of the true gearheads laugh. Here is what I have so far...

1. Carburator Pully
2. Distributer Belt
3. Diesel Sparkplugs
4. VW radiator
5. Prius boost controller
6. Summer air for the tires
7. Blinker Fluid
8. Seat belt gasket
9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints

What fake parts do you ask for?

It's my way to humor everyone at the stores... lately no one seems too happy.

Oh, VWs do have radiators. Should they assume you are talking about an air cooled bug from 40 yrs. ago?

[DTRMiguel]

You guys are Nuckin Futs :lol:

[SMOKE]

I just saw "cross drilled brake lines" on that Kale Co linky....an actual LOL was had...:)

[Egon Spengler]

HID Rear View Mirror

[Motorhead350]

Silicone enhanced air bags!

;)

I need to get my hands on a set of those!!!!

[hot-rauder]

Dont forget to have them flush your fuel line....

[UncleLar]

power whitewalls

[CanadaMarauder]

6 way power mudflaps
Piston rings for an RX-7

[hot-rauder]

I just thought up of my own one...

Anti-theft Window Lock. :lol:

[Black_Noise]

anything for an 83 corvette (google it if you dont know)

and I also like asking for a discombobulator sprocket

[JohnPPD]

As long as you don't ask for a Cadillac converter. I :censor: hate that. It's catalytic! :mad2:

[Vortech347]

9. Flywheel rebuild kit
10. Control Arm joints



You can purchase flywheel "rebuild kits" It replaced the surface area of a flywheel. I've done it on my stang.

Also alot of solid mustang control arms have helm joints.

Personal favorite is asking for "710"

[Marauder Rick]

I have never been able to keep a straight face while purposely asking a stupid question but i think im gonna have to try. And when i do...im gonna record it somehow.

Im looking for a wheelbase regulator
I think I blew my axle pulley
Do you carry my OE Suspension bearings
Do you sell curb weights? I was told I needed a lighter one.
I need kanetic energy exchanger lubricant for my speed regulator (tranny fluid)

[blackhueys]

actually there is a dist belt look here if ya dont belive me
http://p-car.com/diy/dualbelt/

[ImpalaSlayer]

what the hell is the point of 2 distributers? old school hay of running 2 plugs per cylinder?

[Blackmobile]

what the hell is the point of 2 distributers? old school hay of running 2 plugs per cylinder?

you think it's funny but Chrysler did have a dual distributor engine.

[GetMeMyStogie]

I like to tell people 'it sounds like you need a new Johnson rod'

[RacerX]

Manifold weak spot test hammar. Can of K9P. Your problem is with PEBWAS! Problem Exists Between Wheel And Seat! :beer:

[Jimimac43]

Look at my signature, gotta have em'

[Aren Jay]

I used to give out free hubcap washers. Tinkly tinklie tinkle tinkle tinkle only happens when your moving sound that you just can't find.

No hubcaps now though so it doesn't work anymore.

[ledzilla]

My personal favorite is headlight fluid. Exhaust bearing is always fun. Head this one on the radio some odd years ago, a radio DJ was calling auto parts stores trying to find a sphincter coil for a '72 Ford Maverick.

[justbob]

My personal favorite is headlight fluid. Exhaust bearing is always fun. Head this one on the radio some odd years ago, a radio DJ was calling auto parts stores trying to find a sphincter coil for a '72 Ford Maverick.
Mancow muller:bows:

[Motorhead350]

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Mancow muller:bows:

A.K.A. Matthew Eric Muller. I wonder what he is up to...

[ledzilla]

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Mancow muller:bows:

hehe Nice to know I wasn't the only one listening. :D

[Motorhead350]

hehe Nice to know I wasn't the only one listening. :D

I always liked Loveline more. The Adam Carolla era.

[marauder_dallas]

I JUST CALLED AUTO ZONE AND ASKED IF THEY HAD A Distributer Belt IN STOCK :laugh:

[megaforcer]

I tell them that there is a Loose nut behind my wheel and if they have it in stock. Most of them don't get it though :P

[hot-rauder]

Opie and Anthony, when the were doing Boston radio used to call places all the time.... Bbut the could only say one word.

The called an auto parts store and only said butt plug. nothing else but butt plug. The store kept saying "spark plugs? let me transfer you..."

It made me die laughing when he screams "BUTTTTT PLLLUGGGG!" and the clerk says, "so what kind of spark plug do you need?"

I found it on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX3iu3o49qE

[ledzilla]

Opie and Anthony, when the were doing Boston radio used to call places all the time.... Bbut the could only say one word.

The called an auto parts store and only said butt plug. nothing else but butt plug. The store kept saying "spark plugs? let me transfer you..."

It made me die laughing when he screams "BUTTTTT PLLLUGGGG!" and the clerk says, "so what kind of spark plug do you need?"

I heard a recording of that! It was hilarious!

[Stangracer89]

We would send noobies for 100' of flightline, 10 gal. of propwash, left handed jet wrench, Generator bleed screws (#6 & #19's) just all kinds of stupid crap. You would not believe how many, just trained, Airmen would fall for it.