View Full Version : Shhhh be vewy vewy quiet.
vaderv
10-07-2003, 03:58 PM
Ladies and gents I have to be quiet, but I had to take my Marauder in for service (eletrical problem all kinds of idiot lites on no power to ac window turn signals and such) and got the dreaded anti MM. I have in my garage a white sable! It hates me too, it knows I own a Marauder! Its growled at my three times already! Do any of you know how to placate the evil white sable.
P.S. Type quietly please I can hear it snortin out there now.:help:
*TAF whispering* damn it, man...once you go Sable...you won't go back*TAF laughing...inside*
Bigdogjim
10-07-2003, 04:15 PM
Feed its beans!! Don't laugh its work! Sable's hate beans!!
Bigdogjim
10-07-2003, 04:17 PM
Hay! Wait a second!! Get that thing out of the garage!!Thats the trouble it can smell the Marauder's scent....................
Big trouble now!!!
ps: does your dealer not like you? (lol)
SergntMac
10-07-2003, 04:20 PM
Good Gawd man, what is your malfunction!
You parked a Sable indoors? Where you would normally park your MM?
Man-oh-man, you better bleach down the floor, and all four corners of the garage. Nevermind the Sable, what's your MM going to smell when you bring her home.
Kick the b*tch out, let it sleep on the street!
OUT! OUT! OUT! DAMN SABLE!
Petrograde
10-07-2003, 04:26 PM
yeah,.. get it out of the garage! and spray a lot of Fabreeze so your MM doesn't know it was there!
PS- make sure the sable didn't spray in the garage ,.. or the drive way ,,... you'll never get that smell out!
LincMercLover
10-07-2003, 05:15 PM
Whatever you do, don't let the wife drive it! :nono:
vaderv
10-07-2003, 06:04 PM
LOL my wife hates the Sable more than I do.
jgc61sr2002
10-07-2003, 07:12 PM
Vaderv - Park the loaner sable in the street.
BlackHole
10-07-2003, 07:36 PM
Just tell it. Its jealous as the Rauder has 2 more cylinders and over a liter more in displacement. And its also rear wheel driven.:D :D
Slowpoke
10-07-2003, 07:44 PM
how fast do the windows go down on a Sable?
SergntMac
10-07-2003, 07:46 PM
ROTFLMAO...You are on this game, Rick.
kurly
10-07-2003, 07:50 PM
Funniest thread ever !!!:burnout:
JamesHecker
10-07-2003, 07:51 PM
You guys are deeply, deeply troubled!:rolleyes:
Slowpoke
10-07-2003, 08:00 PM
no, really.... perhaps we could steal that "car" from his driveway and we could all take bits and pieces. What better way to celebrate American innovation than to take some piece of cr-p and use its parts to make something we already own better. I know for sure I'd be a taker for the wheels and passenger restraint system for Jett's stroller. The sterring wheel could be made into a mobile for over the crib. And I know fure sure the springs could be made into a bouncey seat he could use when watching reruns of The Man Show. I'm even thinking that the domelight would make an excellent night light.
I'm not encouraging grand theft auto [would theft of a Sable even be considered 'Grand" theft auto, or even a felony?] I am just saying that if someone else were to do it, I might be so inclined to help him or her divest of some of the pieces and help to spread them across our beautiful country.
vaderv
10-07-2003, 09:02 PM
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahahaha! u people are killin me! Deffinately helpin with a bad situation. (Never had to leave my baby overnight before). ; )
03SILVERSTREAK
10-07-2003, 09:11 PM
If it continues to misbehave drive it over to the south bronx and leave it overnight . :eek: :eek: :eek: :bigcry:
JGaignat
10-07-2003, 09:19 PM
I had a gold Sable when mine was in the shop for some minor stuff. The white one ain't yours........drive the h*** out of it.
I never could get that smell out of my garage......I had to move.
67435animal
10-08-2003, 05:41 AM
Yes, I have a solution that will put the Sable in its place. Assuming it has the front licence plate holder, attach any one one of the Chevrolet tags (such as 'Yesterday's Chevrolet, the Heartbeat of America') and tell the Sable that if it misbehaves you'll trade it for a Chevy. Problem fixed.
Bob
LincMercLover
10-08-2003, 06:00 AM
Great... We're getting Marauder Mob conspiracies on the here! We're gunna be shut down for sure!
Slowpoke
10-08-2003, 07:01 AM
no one answered my question.... would the theft of a Sable be considered "Grand" Theft Auto??
engine23ccvfd
10-08-2003, 07:06 AM
A sable we would all like to drive Sable (http://www.sable-rocks.com/)
troopcar
10-08-2003, 07:11 AM
Hey, have some compassion. It can't help the way it was born. Would you LIKE it if 90% of the cars on the road were Marauders? And, after all, diversity is politically correct.
But the South Bronx idea is a good one. Just to sweeten the deal, make sure to leave an old TV and some stereo equipment on the back seat. :P
Slowpoke
10-08-2003, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by troopcar
Hey, have some compassion. It can't help the way it was born. Would you LIKE it if 90% of the cars on the road were Marauders? And, after all, diversity is politically correct.
:P
Yes, diversity is nice.... thats why they come in silver, red and blue in addition to black.
Wait a minute! Not so fast. Just think what Dennis could do if he was given some time with this lowly creature!Dennis....chip, stat, plugs, gears, exhaust? The world's fastest Sable!
troopcar
10-08-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Slowpoke
Yes, diversity is nice.... thats why they come in silver, red and blue in addition to black.
OK Slowpoke, you got me there.;)
Marauderman
10-08-2003, 10:16 AM
Now I know why I left my garage empty when my MM was in the shop for three months getting fixed-- baby came home--took over the garage as she left it( no foreign smell) --and has gotten stronger ever since....:banana2:
sailsmen
10-08-2003, 12:15 PM
Put rabbit food in the gas tank, that will placate it. If it's bad show it the wife's mink coat and tell it that is where it's headed.
If that fails try duck tape, it seems to work on every thing else.;) ;) ;)
LincMercLover
10-08-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by sailsmen
Put rabbit food in the gas tank, that will placate it.
I take it you've tried this before...? http://66.113.138.44/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wtf.gif
Marauderman
10-08-2003, 01:27 PM
After this--would anyone own up to owing a Sable?? :lol:
engine23ccvfd
10-08-2003, 01:30 PM
Sure would thinking of buying one for the wife....doing some stage one mods and watching all the SC MM's in the rearview :)
Petrograde
10-08-2003, 02:27 PM
I was also thinking about getting one for the wife, since she doesn't want her own Marauder. :(
Tom
Bigdogjim
10-08-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by engine23ccvfd
A sable we would all like to drive Sable (http://www.sable-rocks.com/)
Ok I want one! Just don't tell the wife:flamer: :confused: :help:
Dr Caleb
10-08-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Petrograde
I was also thinking about getting one for the wife, since she <u>doesn't want her own Marauder</u>. :(
Tom
If she's 36+ trade in the wife for 2 X 18's and keep the change. :)
vaderv
10-08-2003, 04:08 PM
Update time. I got rid of that ugly slow Sable today. My baby is back in her place after getting a new altenator. We are both doing well. BTW the part alone cost over $320 U.S.!
Bigdogjim
10-08-2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by vaderv
Update time. I got rid of that ugly slow Sable today. My baby is back in her place after getting a new altenator. We are both doing well. BTW the part alone cost over $320 U.S.!
Ok boys we can take a break;)
Our work is finished here:help: :confused:
We'll just wait till we get called on again and spring into :flamer:
Glad your MM is back:)
Good work all:banana: :up:
Too bad Joe Obelz wasn't here to see it *sniff...sniff*
RCSignals
10-08-2003, 06:46 PM
I wonder what Joe is up to?
Long Live #3
10-08-2003, 07:07 PM
I'm right here! :D
MM03MOK
10-08-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Long Live #3
I'm right here! :D Wrong Joe.
Bigdogjim
10-08-2003, 09:29 PM
He still has his Marauder! Except he drives the wife's SABLE :alone:
Long Live #3
10-09-2003, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by MM03MOK
Wrong Joe.
Oh. And I thought that I was just starting to be really popular! :D
engine23ccvfd
10-09-2003, 07:37 AM
Hey LL3 I may be coming to Schaumburg in December....I will PM youand Slowpoke and the other Chicago area guys if I do!
Paul T. Casey
10-09-2003, 07:54 AM
I think Joe O showed up yesterday as the newest member.
Slowpoke
10-09-2003, 08:09 AM
schaumberg in December -- it will be cold!
engine23ccvfd
10-09-2003, 08:11 AM
yep but better than Calgary second week of November...course I am going to Brazil in Febuary....I know carnival, topless beaches, and summer conditions suck but you gotta work!!!!
dwasson
10-09-2003, 08:49 AM
Dr Caleb says:
If she's 36+ trade in the wife for 2 X 18's and keep the change.
I used to say that when my wife turned forty that I would trade her for two twenties. That was before my mother said that it would kill me because I'm not wired for 220.
Dr Caleb
10-09-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by dwasson
I used to say that when my wife turned forty that I would trade her for two twenties. That was before my mother said that it would kill me because I'm not wired for 220.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's funny! I'm shamelssly ripping that one off, OK?
Long Live #3
10-09-2003, 01:13 PM
engine: Sure! You can stay at my house if you want! Free of charge of course. :D
Engine! Don't stay at LL3's house. He'll make you watch eternal reruns of Nascar races!:lol:
Bigdogjim
10-09-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by engine23ccvfd
yep but better than Calgary second week of November...course I am going to Brazil in Febuary....I know carnival, topless beaches, and summer conditions suck but you gotta work!!!!
Hey if need a "helper" call me :lol:
Long Live #3
10-09-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Engine! Don't stay at LL3's house. He'll make you watch eternal reruns of Nascar races!:lol:
No I won't! We'll just play endless games of pool! :D
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