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Hack Goby
05-19-2009, 10:33 PM
Her's and His Diaries

> HER DIARY:
> Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping
> with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on
> it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he
> didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
> was upset.. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I
> told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know
> why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
> wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
> absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To
> my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts
> were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are
> with someone else. My life is a disaster.
>


> HIS DIARY:
> Marauder wouldn't start today can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.

Pops
05-20-2009, 05:15 AM
Hack you need to get a job!!!!:D

O's Fan Rich
05-20-2009, 08:15 AM
Real Men don't keep diaries....
They pee it in the snow......

Joe Walsh
05-20-2009, 08:29 AM
LOL...

Reminds me of this:

Egon Spengler
05-20-2009, 09:49 AM
Is the car cranking over or is it totally dead? :D

TAKEDOWN
05-20-2009, 02:20 PM
LOL... now that's funny!!!

Ms. Denmark
05-20-2009, 02:39 PM
Her's and His Diaries

>> ...... I asked him what was wrong; he said,'Nothing.'
.....He said he wasn't upset,


> HIS DIARY:
> Marauder wouldn't start today can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.Just have to wonder ..:confused:......Some reason he couldn't share this horrible problem with her?? :cool:

O's Fan Rich
05-20-2009, 02:53 PM
Just have to wonder ..:confused:......Some reason he couldn't share this horrible problem with her?? :cool:

That would reveal a flaw in his manliness... WE MUST FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT!!!

But you're one of...... them, and would never really understand.....

Ms. Denmark
05-20-2009, 03:06 PM
manliness.That would reveal a flaw in his manliness.. WE MUST FIGURE THESE THINGS OUT!!!

But you're one of...... them, and would never really understand.....LOL Rich! Ask Michelle, we can come up with a whole lot better flaw than that!! :D

guspech750
05-20-2009, 05:47 PM
see!! all she did was waste our oxygen by going blah blah blah blah. when all she had to do was shut her fly trap and give the poor guy who was obviously distraught and upset about his car and give him a quicky:lol::lol::lol::lol:

justbob
05-20-2009, 07:47 PM
Hack, when did you meet my wife? And how did you get her diary?