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CBT
06-03-2009, 05:23 PM
I like to clean my guns and rock out in my spare time. Yous?
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finster101
06-03-2009, 05:27 PM
You really should have removed the "manscaped" line before posting that

CBT
06-03-2009, 05:31 PM
You really should have removed the "manscaped" line before posting that
Who do you think took the pic?

sd8683
06-03-2009, 06:02 PM
Who do you think took the pic?

Hmmm....... Had to be either Zack, Bob, or Dom??? I see you like guitar hero too! COOL!

justbob
06-03-2009, 06:27 PM
I had NO part in that!

Yes guitar hero rocks though!!!!

justbob
06-03-2009, 06:29 PM
I don't remember you having all that hair?

Joe Walsh
06-03-2009, 07:12 PM
:lol:..........:lol:.......... ..:rofl:........:rofl:

I laughing with you....NOT at you...

(I am afraid I might get shot!)

BTW: Is that a Colt Junior .25 concealed in your thong?

sd8683
06-03-2009, 07:15 PM
BTW: Is that a Colt Junior .25 concealed in your thong?

Haha..... I thought it was a derringer :rofl:

bob6364
06-03-2009, 07:23 PM
That photo hurt my laptop...when I clicked it I launched the lappy across the table....

PantherP71
06-03-2009, 07:28 PM
Dude,

The bad thing is at my work (I work EMS). I went on a call, left my profile up on the computer and came back to this.

I lol'd.

oldekid
06-03-2009, 07:38 PM
I've had several orders of Dewars on the rocks, and a bottle of wine. I'm still not totally prepared for this post.

I think I need to drink more.

:beer:

LIGHTNIN1
06-03-2009, 08:10 PM
I've had several orders of Dewars on the rocks, and a bottle of wine. I'm still not totally prepared for this post.

I think I need to drink more.

:beer:
More Dewars should solve problem.

Dr Caleb
06-03-2009, 09:03 PM
http://images.snurkle.net/d/32191-1/unsee.jpg

CBT
06-04-2009, 04:18 AM
Yeah you know how it is; You pop off a few rounds, play some guitar hero Metallica, and you've work up a really good sweat. Then it's shower time, extra heavy on the conditioner. It helps when combing my Wisconsin Waterfall (or mullet to some). Then it's off to the Star Trek Club meet in my Klingon gear for some fantasy sword fighting. When you're 41 and single, life is good! Hang on a sec, Mom is yelling something from upstairs.....

Ms. Denmark
06-04-2009, 04:26 AM
In my spare time from a place on the complete opposite side of CBTs universe, you can find me throwing dinner parties for a hoot.16002

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Haggis
06-04-2009, 04:53 AM
In my spare time from a place on the complete opposite side of CBTs universe, you can find me throwing dinner parties for a hoot.16002

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That's fine, but are you wearing a thong?

CBT
06-04-2009, 05:11 AM
That's fine, but are you wearing a thong?

For real. Those table settings are nice but I bet I have more lower back hair.

Joe Walsh
06-04-2009, 05:17 AM
"This is my pistol and this is my gun"

knine
06-04-2009, 05:19 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRGHH !!! I can't get my copy of CBT in drag to download.......you remember, the blond hair, black garters and bra. Shoot.

Marauderjack
06-04-2009, 05:19 AM
UGH!!!!:censor:

CBT
06-04-2009, 05:22 AM
ARRRRRRRRRRRGHH !!! I can't get my copy of CBT in drag to download.......you remember, the blond hair, black garters and bra. Shoot.

Hell ya I remember, I rocked that outfit.

knine
06-04-2009, 05:23 AM
hell ya i remember, i rocked that outfit.
come on......we're waiting.........repost !!

CBT
06-04-2009, 05:26 AM
come on......we're waiting.........repost !!

You think I just keep those laying around?!

justbob
06-04-2009, 05:50 AM
I bet they are framed! LOL Come on REPOST.

My dad and sister are up visiting and BOTH just happened to walk by when I first opened the thread! "What the..............."

justbob
06-04-2009, 05:52 AM
That's fine, but are you wearing a thong?
Is there truth to this?

CBT
06-04-2009, 05:59 AM
I bet they are framed! LOL Come on REPOST.

My dad and sister are up visiting and BOTH just happened to walk by when I first opened the thread! "What the..............."

Wait a sec, how old is your sister? I can't be posting pics of me stripping for a 13 year old to be looking at.

Egon Spengler
06-04-2009, 06:01 AM
My girlfriend does a better job at cleaning my gun...

CBT
06-04-2009, 06:03 AM
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14 383&thumb=1&d=1233110019 (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14 383&d=1233110019)

I like to hang out with my wang out.

justbob
06-04-2009, 06:08 AM
Is that hair sticking outa the manny panties????????

SWEET.

CBT
06-04-2009, 06:19 AM
Is that hair sticking outa the manny panties????????

SWEET.

I bought a small teddy bear at the Dollar Tree and cut it up so that I had a nice plush V of fur poking out. I still have it if you want to trade for something of equal pleasure. I mean value, of equal value.

justbob
06-04-2009, 06:43 AM
How about a trade for a row boat, a plastic whistle, and one quart of lotion?

CBT
06-04-2009, 06:47 AM
How about a trade for a row boat, a plastic whistle, and one quart of lotion?

Is it in a basket?

justbob
06-04-2009, 06:48 AM
Yes, but I need to keep the basket for the others.

CBT
06-04-2009, 06:49 AM
Yes, but I need to keep the basket for the others.

Then NO DEAL, HOWIE!!

Ms. Denmark
06-04-2009, 08:21 AM
That's fine, but are you wearing a thong?Commando Baby.;)

justbob
06-04-2009, 08:22 AM
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haggis
06-04-2009, 08:27 AM
Commando Baby.;)

Was Mr. Man trying to get the fan to work?

CBT
06-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Commando Baby.;)

This is B.S.!! How the heck am I supposed to compete with that!! :alone:

justbob
06-04-2009, 08:39 AM
You can't...............lol.

CBT
06-04-2009, 08:40 AM
You can't...............lol.

Oh yeah? I'll shave.

justbob
06-04-2009, 08:43 AM
Now yer talking. and its HOMIE, not Howie........DUH.

Joe Walsh
06-04-2009, 08:45 AM
Oh yeah? I'll shave.

Dude,
Based on your photo...you better start with a weed wacker and a gross of disposable razors. (gross being the key word here!)

P.S. Be careful not to 'wack your weed' while in the process.

BTW: If you were a real man you'd go the Hot Wax route ala' 40 year old virgin.

ROCK ON!

Ken
06-04-2009, 08:47 AM
Oh yeah? I'll shave. No one wants to see that! :puke:

Ken

CBT
06-04-2009, 08:56 AM
BTW: If you were a real man you'd go the Hot Wax route ala' 40 year old virgin.

I was going to. We only have one in the area, Billie Mae's Tan-tastic House of Nails, Tans, Waxes, and Live Bait and Tackle. She slapped me and threw a container of crickets at me when I asked if is a "happy ending" wax job.

Phrog_gunner
06-04-2009, 09:00 AM
In Japan you dont even need to ask for the happy ending, they know what their job is.....anyone up for a roadtrip??

CBT
06-04-2009, 09:09 AM
In Japan you dont even need to ask for the happy ending, they know what their job is.....anyone up for a roadtrip??

Hell yeeeeaaaaah.

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.c om/2009/05/engrish-funny-bowling-hot.jpg

Joe Walsh
06-04-2009, 11:54 AM
Me likey when I get "hot communication"!!

justbob
01-10-2010, 11:12 PM
OLD THREAD ALERT! I miss these threads! Especially the Halas the cat ones!:eek:

Phrog_gunner
01-10-2010, 11:53 PM
OLD THREAD ALERT! I miss these threads! Especially the Halas the cat ones!:eek:

Those were the good ol days....