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Joe Walsh
06-28-2009, 10:49 AM
I have a question:
What color make-up is MJ's mortician supposed to use?
nomad
06-28-2009, 10:57 AM
Only in America can someone be born a poor black male and die a rich white woman.
Only in America can someone be born a poor black male and die a rich white woman.
LMMFAO!!!!
:laugh: :laugh:
:rofl: :rofl:
nomad
06-28-2009, 11:20 AM
I need to apologize if that offended anybody. Also,please excuse any spelling errors. I'm outside typing on my Iphone waiting for "the boss" to decide where the next rock goes!
What are we doing, you ask?
Building a freaking ROCK GARDEN!!!!
But, honey, when we built the deck you made me get rid of all the rocks.
Now we had to go load 1420#s of rock(by hand) in my truck on thursday,wait until today to unload. NO, that's GOOD for it!
I just sighed. So we're builiding a rock garden.
I made the mistake of asking if I had to water it every day.
She has a "look" that will stop time. I shut up.
I NEED ALCOHOL!!
Phrog_gunner
06-28-2009, 11:24 AM
Sounds like you need more than alcohol. From the looks of it AJ has some good stuff....
Phrog_gunner
06-28-2009, 11:26 AM
I have a question:
What color make-up is MJ's mortician supposed to use?
Little boy blue.....?
Blackmobile
06-28-2009, 12:08 PM
I need to apologize if that offended anybody. Also,please excuse any spelling errors. I'm outside typing on my Iphone waiting for "the boss" to decide where the next rock goes!
What are we doing, you ask?
Building a freaking ROCK GARDEN!!!!
But, honey, when we built the deck you made me get rid of all the rocks.
Now we had to go load 1420#s of rock(by hand) in my truck on thursday,wait until today to unload. NO, that's GOOD for it!
I just sighed. So we're builiding a rock garden.
I made the mistake of asking if I had to water it every day.
She has a "look" that will stop time. I shut up.
I NEED ALCOHOL!!
You are wearing a hard hat today, right?
nomad
06-28-2009, 12:13 PM
You are wearing a hard hat today, right?
Nope. Just a cup.:beer:
duhtroll
06-28-2009, 04:52 PM
Little boy blue.....?
...he needed the money. OHH!
SC Cheesehead
06-28-2009, 05:00 PM
Only in America can someone be born a poor black male and die a rich white woman.
LMMFAO!!!!
:laugh: :laugh:
:rofl: :rofl:
Man, that is just wrong!
(Damn funny, but wrong!!)
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rayjay
06-28-2009, 06:45 PM
Sounds like you need more than alcohol. From the looks of it AJ has some good stuff....
NO, from the looks of it the Diabolical AJ is off his meds again. :shake:
Joe Walsh
07-29-2009, 11:31 AM
Update!
Police found Michael Jackson's diary......and in it he wrote that he favors 28 year olds!....:confused:
because there are 20 of them....:D
bada-bing!
jinxed
07-29-2009, 12:33 PM
No makeup : Mothers plastic polish
Egon Spengler
07-29-2009, 12:58 PM
Mothers Back to Black?:P
No makeup : Mothers plastic polish
ImpalaSlayer
07-29-2009, 12:59 PM
Update!
Police found Michael Jackson's diary......and in it he wrote that he favors 28 year olds!....:confused:
because there are 20 of them....:D
bada-bing!
O.....m.....g......
:laugh:
LIGHTNIN1
07-29-2009, 01:34 PM
This is one case where being an alcoholic would have saved him. In other news Michael Jackson's doctor is accepting new patients.:beatnik:
Egon Spengler
07-29-2009, 03:02 PM
"There was a prophesy just before his head died. He said, death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back"
(Ghostbusters quote)
Is he still dead?
"There was a prophesy just before his head died. He said, death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back"
(Ghostbusters quote)
That movie is great.:beer:
Egon Spengler
07-29-2009, 03:07 PM
I have both 1 and 2 memorized verbatim! haha... I know it is sad, but hey, they are my 2 favorite movies!
(he says as he puts ghostbuster DVD into player) hehe
That movie is great.:beer:
Egon Spengler
07-29-2009, 03:09 PM
http://motivationalposter.files.wordp ress.com/2008/09/asian-ghostbuster.jpg
I'm Asian you bastard.
http://motivationalposter.files.wordp ress.com/2008/09/asian-ghostbuster.jpg
Just kidding, lol. I like the line about the twinkie being 20 feet long or something.
Egon Spengler
07-29-2009, 03:25 PM
let's say this twinkie represents all of the psycho kenetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample it will be a twinkie, 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.
Just kidding, lol. I like the line about the twinkie being 20 feet long or something.
let's say this twinkie represents all of the psycho kenetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample it will be a twinkie, 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.
Yeah! I'm going to have to net-flix it, that's all there is to it.
rayjay
07-29-2009, 06:25 PM
When Farah Fawcett died she went straight to the pearly gates. She was met there by the Lord who said to her " you've been such a good person, I'll grant you one wish". Farah without hestitation said "Iwant all the children of the world to be safe" The Lord turned to Saint Peter and in a loud voice said " Peter, get Mike Jackson up here NOW!"
When Farah Fawcett died she went straight to the pearly gates. She was met there by the Lord who said to her " you've been such a good person, I'll grant you one wish". Farah without hestitation said "Iwant all the children of the world to be safe" The Lord turned to Saint Peter and in a loud voice said " Peter, get Mike Jackson up here NOW!"
Did you hear McDonalds was running an MJ sandwich special?
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