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freakstatus
07-14-2009, 04:21 PM
Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sara

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Dear Sara,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps!
Walter

offroadkarter
07-14-2009, 04:51 PM
Ha! :D ............

Bluerauder
07-14-2009, 05:01 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Terrific !!!!

CBT
07-14-2009, 05:18 PM
Funny stuff! Here's how it would go on here:

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual.
I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt.
I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's daughter. I am 41, my husband is 44, and the neighbor's daughter is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling
increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Sara

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Dear Sara,

Use the search function.

I hope this helps!
Walter

offroadkarter
07-14-2009, 05:33 PM
Funny stuff! Here's how it would go on here:



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CBT
07-14-2009, 05:48 PM
Thats funnier than mine :(


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e185/offroadkarter/Other%20pictures/2a8kq2q.gif

Phrog_gunner
07-14-2009, 06:20 PM
Thats funnier than mine :(

You should be used to inadequacy Navy boy....

justbob
07-14-2009, 06:28 PM
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e185/offroadkarter/Other%20pictures/2a8kq2q.gif
Oh I soooo stole that one!

Funny stuff! Here's how it would go on here:
No Casey, that IS funny!

guspech750
07-14-2009, 06:54 PM
thats cool!!

Aren Jay
07-14-2009, 10:13 PM
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Haggis
07-15-2009, 04:33 AM
Dr. Phil isn't a man.

Who is Dr. Phil?