View Full Version : In the year 2000....
Motorhead350
07-15-2009, 11:23 PM
In the year 2000 Mercury Marauders will come with Sirius radio, but it will have a feature that no one likes. The feature will cancel out sware words for all things on the comedy stations and angry Rock music.
In the year 2000 when you are locked out of your Marauder a Bunny will appear above the punch code of the drivers door to remind you of how bad you have been.
In the year 2000 BFG will reach an all time level of stupidity when they give out Drag Radials to Marauder owners and actually give them a warranty.
In the year 2000 On Star will be driven out of business by the SFZ button on Marauders. Instead of talking to someone as to where to service your vehicle the Stuff For Zack button will solve the problem free of charge on the spot and call you an idiot for not maintaining the car in the first place.
In the year 2000 Mercury Marauders trip meter will say Mile Count +1.
In the year 2000 all Mercury Marauders will not come with a jacket, but the limited pressing DVD of There's Something About Mary.
In the year 2000 a DTR will be the worlds fastest Marauder right after it's painted black.
In the year 2000 it will be revealed that the first Marauder that makes it into the 9s is no street car because the license plate will have been expired for the past two years.
In the year 2000, there were no Mercury Marauders like ours. Did you mean 2010?
Embassy
07-16-2009, 05:22 AM
In the year 2000, there were no Mercury Marauders like ours. Did you mean 2010?
Pat, Dom is using a Conan O 'Brien skit as his template for this thread.
Vortex
07-16-2009, 05:43 AM
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TiTo35
07-16-2009, 05:53 AM
In the year 2000, there were no Mercury Marauders like ours. Did you mean 2010?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1084/1308831460_cd698b82b4.jpg
Mike Poore
07-16-2009, 06:04 AM
Just look at the time of the post. :shake:
oldekid
07-16-2009, 06:09 AM
Just look at the time of the post. :shake:I think he was just trying to get a jab in before the lockdown, hoping that someone was asleep.
MM03MOK
07-16-2009, 06:10 AM
I think he was just trying to get a jab in before the lockdown, hoping that someone was asleep.
BINGO!
Dom needs iSpell.....
MERCMAN
07-16-2009, 06:12 AM
Moderators NEVER sleep. Just like parents, we have eyes in the back of our collective heads.
O's Fan Rich
07-16-2009, 06:13 AM
Ok... SOMEBODY has to do this....
In before the lock!!!
Ok... SOMEBODY has to do this....
In before the lock!!!
Oooooooh no you don't!!!!:nono:
a_d_a_m
07-16-2009, 06:54 AM
Hahaha, original post rules.
Dom, thanks for the laugh this morning.
Stranger in the Black Sedan
07-16-2009, 07:54 AM
Ha! I am getting a kick out of you lately. Normally I just shake my head but this was good for some chuckles. Maybe its just the over caffeination, I don't know.
vonirkinshtine
07-16-2009, 08:11 AM
HA! I need to find videos online of those Conan sketches. Those were funny.
Rocknthehawk
07-16-2009, 09:10 AM
Ha! I am getting a kick out of you lately. Normally I just shake my head but this was good for some chuckles. Maybe its just the over caffeination, I don't know.
Haha I totally agree....but I did have 2 cups of coffee this morning....
Thanks for the laugh Dom...some of those were pretty good!
SMOKE
07-16-2009, 02:14 PM
Not too big a fan of all the whoo-haa going on around here lately...but this is a darn fine, original post....
I LOL's......
J
Egon Spengler
07-16-2009, 02:32 PM
Dom, at that time of night I am either sleeping or getting laid... not posting threads on the marauder site... go get some a$$
justbob
07-16-2009, 02:59 PM
I liked some of those Dom!
offroadkarter
07-16-2009, 03:06 PM
Moderators NEVER sleep. Just like parents, we have eyes in the back of our collective heads.
Then take the sunglasses off and have a look around the forum :D
Motorhead350
07-16-2009, 05:30 PM
Dom, at that time of night I am either sleeping or getting laid... not posting threads on the marauder site... go get some a$$
Girls don't like me!!!
Don't get me started.
:mad2:
My G/F is away sleeping and I'm growing tired of that same old ride.
I don't know where to find hookers in this town and right now I need to save that money for a dyno tune.
Glad you guys liked em. ;)
Funny stuff but you're still gay.
Motorhead350
07-16-2009, 06:20 PM
Funny stuff but you're still gay.
It would be great to be gay so I wouldn't have to deal with women, but boobs over balls... sorry.
It would be great to be gay so I wouldn't have to deal with women, but boobs over balls... sorry.
That's one of my favs!
Haggis
07-17-2009, 04:30 AM
It would be great to be gay so I wouldn't have to deal with women, but boobs over balls... sorry.
Go get yourself a transvestite then you can have both. Casey can you help him out, your a drag queen.
justbob
07-17-2009, 06:49 PM
Girls don't like me!!!
Don't get me started.
:mad2:
My G/F is away sleeping and I'm growing tired of that same old ride.
I don't know where to find hookers in this town and right now I need to save that money for a dyno tune.
Glad you guys liked em. ;)
G/F - Gay friend or girl friend? Please specify
Hookers - http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/chicago/news.aspx?id=88579
There is also a tour bus on the history of prostition that takes you right by todays examples.:D
Kurgen's new shop, Aug. 4th 5pm :D:D To dial in my newest parts.........
TAKEDOWN
07-18-2009, 02:04 PM
I'd comfort you Dom, but I'm Just sooo into Bob!
I'd comfort you Dom, but I'm Just sooo into Bob!
How far? Baddabing! Drive safe everybuddy, you been a beautiful audience!
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