He must have been hot-dogging it.

[CBT]

I've rocked a house or 2 with my mine but I never knocked one off it's foundation....

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. -- An unusual accident was reported in Racine County Friday.

At about 11:50 a.m. a report of a car colliding with a home was called in to the Mount Pleasant Police.


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Tom McCauley

The vehicle was a 2005 Chevy Wienermobile.

The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile struck a home on Kenilworth Avenue in Mount Pleasant, knocking it off its foundation.

There were two people in the vehicle, which struck the patio during an attempt to turn around in the driveway. The driver thought the vehicle was in reverse, but it was still in drive. When they hit the gas, the Wienermobile plowed into the deck.

There is moderate damage to the deck. No one was injured.

[SC Cheesehead]

Celebrity deaths, the Wienermobile crashes, what's this world coming to? :(

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[justbob]

Now thats just not right!

[SC Cheesehead]

Now thats just not right!

Yup, nothing sadder than a pinched wiener.....;)

[justbob]

:laugh:You kill me Rex!

[Joe Walsh]

This news report is just 'too Freudian'.

Did the wienermobile at least buy the garage a drink before attempting that?

[CBT]

Sometimes you just can't pull out, no matter how bad you know you should.

[SC Cheesehead]

Sometimes you just can't pull out, no matter how bad you know you should.

yeah, and that comes from putting your wiener(mobile) where it don't belong in the first place....:D

[CBT]

Couldn't they just spray them with a garden hose? :D

[Cheeseheadbob]

They must have been storing some shag carpeting in that garage...:D

[Joe Walsh]

Sometimes you just can't pull out, no matter how bad you know you should.


yeah, and that comes from putting your wiener(mobile) where it don't belong in the first place....:D


Couldn't they just spray them with a garden hose? :D


They must have been storing some shag carpeting in that garage...:D

:rofl:

So much for that sip of coffee!

[CBT]

If it hit hard enough to knock the house off it's foundation, I wonder if it spilled its load?

[CBT]

Fast foward 10 months: The house sues the weinermobile for child support. The weinermobile countersues due to the fact that taste test reveal it's polish sausage, not a weiner, therefore it cannot be the father.

[Egon Spengler]

Its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!

[Joe Walsh]

"Police questioned Oscar Meyer at the scene of the incident;
Oscar stated that he tried to free the wienermobile by alternating between forward and reverse until he tired and the transmission overheated.
For such a harrowing experience he seemed remarkably relaxed and was casually smoking a cigarette."

[Cheeseheadbob]

...and upon overheating, discharged a copious amount of fluid which the house complained vociferously about. The house was later overheard griping, "when he said he had tranny issues, I thought he was talking about his wardrobe..."

Oscar stated that he tried to free the weinermobile by alternating between forward and reverse until he tired and the transmission overheated.

[CBT]

"Police questioned Oscar Meyer at the scene of the incident;
Oscar stated that he tried to free the wienermobile by alternating between forward and reverse until he tired and the transmission overheated.
For such a harrowing experience he seemed remarkably relaxed and was casually smoking a cigarette."

Muhahahaaaaaaa!!!!

[CBT]

"I feel so used.", said the house. "I had no idea what he meant when he asked if I wanted to play hide the weenie."

[Egon Spengler]

Though the mustard and ketchup stung a little, it was actually a surprisingly decent lubricant

[Haggis]

But, it left relish all over my patio.

[CBT]

"We knew we were screwed, no pun intended, when the windshield washer resevoir ran outta K-Y."

[Egon Spengler]

The house WAS a virgin

[CBT]

The house WAS a virgin

The house lied. Ask it about the Peterbuilt that slammed into it on spring break back in '99.

[SC Cheesehead]

Though the mustard and ketchup stung a little, it was actually a surprisingly decent lubricant

Stung, you say?.....

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/village/8603/biscuits.wav

[Joe Walsh]

The house lied. Ask it about the Peterbuilt that slammed into it on spring break back in '99.

That......plus the large SUV parked in the back entrance.

[Egon Spengler]

That house takes hot dogs the long way

[CBT]

That......plus the large SUV parked in the back entrance.

The black one?

[Egon Spengler]

HAHAHA... I didn't want to be "that guy".... THANK YOU for that!!! haha

The black one?

[CBT]

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The houses current boyfriend, The Red Bullmobile, had this to say when he arrived home: "****."

[Joe Walsh]

The house lied. Ask it about the Peterbuilt that slammed into it on spring break back in '99.

PeterNorth?

:eek:.......:shake:

[Bluerauder]

"Police questioned Oscar Meyer at the scene of the incident;
Oscar stated that he tried to free the wienermobile by alternating between forward and reverse until he tired and the transmission overheated.
For such a harrowing experience he seemed remarkably relaxed and was casually smoking a cigarette."
This is about the sickest thing that has been posted .... the funniest too. :laugh:

Clean-up on Aisle 3. :rofl:

[Egon Spengler]

Oh man... you had to go there huh? hahaha

PeterNorth?

:eek:.......:shake:

[knine]

....yet no-one could explain the presence of mayonase at the scene when no-one had ordered it. :dunno:

[Egon Spengler]

This house is more disgusting than Michael Jackson! It ate a 4 year old weiner!

Crap... just delete my post if this is too much... don't close the thread!

[CBT]

When he isn't plowing into houses, the Weinermobile can usually be found hanging out at Ruby Tuesdays.

[CBT]

New charges expected to be filed against the Weinermobile. Turns out the house is only 17 hundred square feet, not 19 like the lying biotch said she was.

[knine]

New charges expected to be filed against the Weinermobile. Turns out the house is only 17 hundred square feet, not 19 like the lying biotch said she was.
:lol: :rolleyes: