The dedicated CBT, Phrog G, Tjmorin, Justb, and who did I miss forum

[justbob]

I'll start, Hi.:wave:



How could I forget Haggis!

[CBT]

I love you, man (handler)!

[TAKEDOWN]

:alone: All by myself!

[Phrog_gunner]

Who invited this hoser? ^^^^

[Phrog_gunner]

Im just messin around takedown.....

And how could you almost forget haggis...thats bush league..

[knine]

are dogs allowed in here?

[Ms. Denmark]

Well I've spent a long weekend with Casey and Bob, and Tjmorin shared a really good secret with me. Oh, and Buddy is my co-pilot. Does that count?

[CBT]

Well I've spent a long weekend with Casey and Bob, and Tjmorin shared a really good secret with me. Oh, and Buddy is my co-pilot. Does that count?

I was drunk so it doesn't count, right?

[Egon Spengler]

Hip Hop hoorayyyyyy...Hooooo...Heyyyyy y...Hooooo

[CBT]

are dogs allowed in here?

Knine! We have to let you in, can't leave a doggie out in the cold.:welcome:

[Hacklemerc]

I just wanted to walk through, kick some tires and check out some cars....

[Egon Spengler]

Bling bling, its a bad boy thing

[CBT]

I just wanted to walk through, kick some tires and check out some cars....

Stick around, we are going to kick tj in a while!

[SC Cheesehead]

Ummmm, you forgot AJ.....

[Egon Spengler]

KICK IT!!!
http://www.snapme.ca/files/imagecache/display/files/story_images/beastie%20boys.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

We could let TJ smack AJ around with his big hose....

[CBT]

We could let TJ smack AJ around with his big hose....

LMMFAO!!! :lol:

[Egon Spengler]

If you're not humpin' it, you're pumpin' it!

We could let TJ smack AJ around with his big hose....

[Phrog_gunner]

If you're not humpin' it, you're pumpin' it!

Marines are trained to do both at the same time....

[Stranger in the Black Sedan]

If you're not humpin' it, you're pumpin' it!


Which Ghost Busters is that from?

[Egon Spengler]

Neither... they don't use hose... that line is a firefighter moto... ghostbusters use positron colliders

Which Ghost Busters is that from?

[CBT]

Which Ghost Busters is that from?

Ghostbusters Salvation: Rise Of The Sta-Pufts

[Egon Spengler]

Gimme that Becky!

Ask the sexy one what that means if you don't know... I think she should know!

[Phrog_gunner]

My last deployment was to Garmsir, Afghanistan so our Tshirts said "Humpin in the G spot"....

[CBT]

My last deployment was to Garmsir, Afghanistan so our Tshirts said "Humpin in the G spot"....

:flag:Sweet! What were the Hummers like over there?:flag:

[O's Fan Rich]

I see what you did here....
http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:wJKZ1Z2lJQXg5M:ht tp://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/H/heartbreak_ridge_xl_01--film-A.jpg

[justbob]

I just thought we could use a place to hang it out, I mean hang out.

[Hacklemerc]

don't let your dingle dangle, dangle in the dirt....

[justbob]

Ok Hack, your invited too. Do you own any yellow rubber boots by chance?

[CBT]

Ok Hack, your invited too. Do you own any yellow rubber boots by chance?

And velcro gloves?

[justbob]

:alone: All by myself!
NEVER! We need a good cook! Your in!

are dogs allowed in here?
We'll have to have a group meeting on this one. We'll get back to ya.:D

Well I've spent a long weekend with Casey and Bob, and Tjmorin shared a really good secret with me. Oh, and Buddy is my co-pilot. Does that count?
Do you have a VERY strong stomach? BTW, was one of your favorite bands "STEELIE" Dan? HEHEHE!!!! Your in!

[CBT]

BTW, was one of your favorite bands "STEELIE" Dan? HEHEHE!!!! Your in!

Dooooooooh and the hits just keep on comin!

[Phrog_gunner]

Dooooooooh and the hits just keep on comin!

I guess I wont get that until I meet you nerds in real life......

[Bluerauder]

I guess I wont get that until I meet you nerds in real life......
H3LL, I get it and I ain't even a member of this "special" forum. :rolleyes:

[justbob]

Paula, I bet your a huge fan of the Pittsburg STEALERS too huh! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH Bam!!!!!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

H3LL, I get it and I ain't even a member of this "special" forum. :rolleyes:

No one has ever accused Marines of being smart. ;)

[Bluerauder]

Paula, I bet your a huge fan of the Pittsburg STEELIES too huh! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH Bam!!!!!!!

There ^^^^ I fixed it for you. :D

[justbob]

Thanks Charlie!

[Phrog_gunner]

H3LL, I get it and I ain't even a member of this "special" forum. :rolleyes:

You are just profiling me cause I am from the south and we don't use an extra set of wheels for the winter...

[justbob]

You need to make Kentucky next march!

[justbob]

H3LL, I get it and I ain't even a member of this "special" forum. :rolleyes:
We voted Charlie. Your in! Like it or not, you are now special!:drool::loco:

[in2deep]

Im in this forum now, can I get a whoop whoop?

[Phrog_gunner]

Whats in KY next March.....Go ahead CBT I left that one wide open for you....

[in2deep]

Whats in KY next March.....Go ahead CBT I left that one wide open for you....

Last time I was in the KY I ended up on Youtube and had a knot on my head the next morning.
Shlitz malt liquor aint no joke if not consumed in moderation.

[Haggis]

Whats in KY next March.....Go ahead CBT I left that one wide open for you....

It is not what is in KY, it is what the KY is in.

[Ken]

You need to make Kentucky next march!Heck, Indy is only about 2 hours further for him, join us 2 months from today for MV7. You'll be back for Louisville. :up:

Ken

[justbob]

I can't make that one Ken. I sure wish I could!

[CBT]

Whats in KY next March.....Go ahead CBT I left that one wide open for you....

Scattered laughter with sporadic burnouts moving thru during the afternoon to early morning hours (depending on who goes bar hopping) and a 100% chance of WIN. That's the rediculously short version. :D

[Egon Spengler]

Casey, what thread did I say I was going to get laid last night in???? Because I DID!

[Phrog_gunner]

Casey, what thread did I say I was going to get laid last night in???? Because I DID!

Does it happen THAT rarely that you feel the need to announce it everytime?

[Egon Spengler]

My girl and I are both busy people and there always seems to be a problem with trying to get together... We try to see eachother once a week, but sometimes it is a couple of weeks... but man is it worth it! It works for me, because I was in a clingy relationship before and we just smothered each other, so it is a nice change and makes seeing each other that much better!

Does it happen THAT rarely that you feel the need to announce it everytime?

[CBT]

Casey, what thread did I say I was going to get laid last night in???? Because I DID!

If you got laid, you should post it in EVERY thread, and not just on this site.

[CBT]

Casey, what thread did I say I was going to get laid last night in???? Because I DID!

I think it was the 'SWM, professional, into B&B, seeks males for same' thread on Craigs-lisp.

[Phrog_gunner]

I think it was the 'SWM, professional, into B&B, seeks males for same' thread on Craigs-lisp.

WTF is B&B? Bondage and Boys?

[CBT]

WTF is B&B? Bondage and Boys?

Bondage and Beastiality, but okay yours works too:P

[Egon Spengler]

What the hell are you guys on??? hahaha

She was a 100% girl and a DIME PIECE! Don't know what she is doing with me, but I am not about to say anything to her!!! haha

WTF is B&B? Bondage and Boys?

[CBT]

What the hell are you guys on??? hahaha

She was a 100% girl and a DIME PIECE! Don't know what she is doing with me, but I am not about to say anything to her!!! haha

You can't see what she's doing? Because of the bag she makes you wear?

[Egon Spengler]

I did my start-up sequence a different way this morning so I am all f'ed up and can't think straight! My comebacks are weak today... I don't think I can play this game today! haha


You can't see what she's doing? Because of the bag she makes you wear?

[CBT]

I did my start-up sequence a different way this morning so I am all f'ed up and can't think straight! My comebacks are weak today... I don't think I can play this game today! haha

Now I have to pick on Phrog all day?

[Egon Spengler]

Does he live up to the saying "Tighter than a phrog's a$$"????

[CBT]

Does he live up to the saying "Tighter than a phrog's a$$"????

Hell no. You've heard the phrase "Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"?

[Stranger in the Black Sedan]

thats a good song by NoFX

[Phrog_gunner]

Does he live up to the saying "Tighter than a phrog's a$$"????

Well theres a reason the saying isn't as tight as CBTs a$$......

[Egon Spengler]

When you run, does your a-hole sound like someone blowing into a bottle???

Hey ohhhhh!

I think I am starting to turn my swag on!!!

Well theres a reason the saying isn't as tight as CBTs a$$......

[CBT]

When you run, does your a-hole sound like someone blowing into a bottle???

Hey ohhhhh!

I think I am starting to turn my swag on!!!

Yes and you can smell burnt gerbil when he runs past.

[Egon Spengler]

If he gets lost, you can find him easlily... just follow the trail of dead gerbils that fell out of his a$$

Is this kind of like the Makeshift Shoutbox for the "special" kids of MM.net???

[Phrog_gunner]

DIBBS on the backseat that only seats one person.

[CBT]

Is this kind of like the Makeshift Shoutbox for the "special" kids of MM.net???

Yes all you need to be a 'member' is a protective football-type helmet and no sharp objects.

[CBT]

DIBBS on the backseat that only seats one person.

You just ruled out tj's a$$.

[Phrog_gunner]

Maybe we should just retitle the thread....The Short Bus....


CBT wtf was up with that PM you sent me?

[CBT]

Maybe we should just retitle the thread....The Short Bus....


CBT wtf was up with that PM you sent me?

The one that said "who is this?"

[Phrog_gunner]

Ya........

[CBT]

Ya........

I had to make sure it was you.

[Phrog_gunner]

I had to make sure it was you.

Im not falling for the "Hey Phrog...stick your "ID Card" in my "slot" again"...

[CBT]

Im not falling for the "Hey Phrog...stick your "ID Card" in my "slot" again"...

You mean stick your CAC in my slot.

[Phrog_gunner]

lol...yeah....but im serious about what i said in the PM ill throw in if he needs help.....

[CBT]

lol...yeah....but im serious about what i said in the PM ill throw in if he needs help.....

We will play it by ear.

[CBT]

Six pages long!!

[Egon Spengler]

When did this thread get serious?

[CBT]

When did this thread get serious?

Bend over, I'll show ya.

[Egon Spengler]

Wow... that was original! I only like sloppy seconds so I will be patient and wait until you are done with kermit (phrog)

Bend over, I'll show ya.

[Bluerauder]

Casey, what thread did I say I was going to get laid last night in???? Because I DID!
If this is a "Once a Year" event, then it should be posted in its own thread. :P

And to steal CBT's thunder .... "We need pics for proof". :rofl:

[Egon Spengler]

Yeah... well.... I don't see your name in the thread title... so, get to steppin'! haha

No pics... I do need to get a pic of her though! We have been dating 8 months and have 0 pics of us!

If this is a "Once a Year" event, then it should be posted in its own thread. :P

And to steal CBT's thunder .... "We need pics for proof". :rofl:

[Bluerauder]

We voted Charlie. Your in! Like it or not, you are now special!:drool::loco:


Yeah... well.... I don't see your name in the thread title... so, get to steppin'! haha

Must just be an oversight. They must have taken the vote while you were preoccupied. :P

[Egon Spengler]

Must have missed that while i was GETTING LAID! hahaha:beer:

Must just be an oversight. They must have taken the vote while you were preoccupied. :P

[Bluerauder]

Must have missed that while i was GETTING LAID! hahaha:beer:

Yeah, the FIRST time is special. Too bad you are 10 years behind the rest of the world. :P

[Egon Spengler]

I am a firefighter and a biker... you really think I have a problem getting laid? I am sorry I can't spend 24/7 on this site monitoring what is said!

At this point I feel I have to try to view every thread for something said about me... And know these guys (phrog and CBT), who like to hide "things" where they don't belong, they might say something in a thread that I won't check!

Yeah, the FIRST time is special. Too bad you are 10 years behind the rest of the world. :P

[Egon Spengler]

http://lafemmebonita.com/blinkies//Pregnancy%20and%20Babies/babydanc.gifMan is CBT a handful to babysit!!!

[Hacklemerc]

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::po pcorn::nocomm:

[Phrog_gunner]

I am a firefighter and a biker... you really think I have a problem getting laid?

But TJ it doesn't count when you have to pay for it....

[Egon Spengler]

All I pay for is the condoms and lube... she can afford the regular size condoms, but not the magnums so therefore I have to pay for those... Not too shabby of a deal

But TJ it doesn't count when you have to pay for it....

[Phrog_gunner]

All I pay for is the condoms and lube... she can afford the regular size condoms, but not the magnums so therefore I have to pay for those... Not too shabby of a deal

So then she pays for the rubber bands to make the magnums fit??

[Egon Spengler]

No, she pays to watch me make balloon animals out of them!:P

So then she pays for the rubber bands to make the magnums fit??

[CBT]

Hefty makes my condoms. I get a pretty sweet deal on rolls of 500. Plus, one week out of the month I get to put yard clippings and pine cones in them.

[Egon Spengler]

Who are you kidding? You need to put those in a regular size condom to fill it out.

Hefty makes my condoms. I get a pretty sweet deal on rolls of 500. Plus, one week out of the month I get to put yard clippings and pine cones in them.

[CBT]

[quote=Bluerauder;789941"We need pics for proof". :rofl:[/quote]
He's not going to fill her with air just to take a picture.

[Egon Spengler]

We tried to get Casey straight by rubbing his nose in it, but he got scarred even worse!
http://www.gfxcomments.com/media/77/Funny-Animations-43-5523CHQDZD.gif

[Hacklemerc]

I am a firefighter and a biker... you really think I have a problem getting laid?!


Well whatever you firemen do in the firehouse when you are "waiting" for a fire is your business butI wouldn't advertise...

[Egon Spengler]

OK... You DEFINITELY do not have permission to be in this forum! haha

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k149/Philnails/gay.jpg

Well whatever you firemen do in the firehouse when you are "waiting" for a fire is your business butI wouldn't advertise...

[CBT]

Well whatever you firemen do in the firehouse when you are "waiting" for a fire is your business butI wouldn't advertise...

They practice sliding down the big brass pole.

[CBT]

This has to be the greatest newspaper headline ever!!
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[Hacklemerc]

Biker/fireman huh.... this is the closest I got...

[CBT]

Biker/fireman huh.... this is the closest I got...

Sheeeeeeyaaaaaaa, that's about as close as I get, too!

[Egon Spengler]

Casey,
http://www.manxmedia.com/images/Tranny.web.gif

[CBT]

This thread needs a....
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[sd8683]

They practice sliding down the big brass pole.


Sorry Tom, I hope you don't mind....... I stole this from your Myspace page, now is one of these guys you? Or are you just a big fan of the pic? :D
http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt348/PadenCity71/Gay/firefightersrsohot.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

Sorry Tom, I hope you don't mind....... I stole this from your Myspace page, now is one of these guys you? Or are you just a big fan of the pic? :D
http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt348/PadenCity71/Gay/firefightersrsohot.jpg


I see what happens when you leave a thread in the hands of a Navy guy and Fireman/sexy biker......

[Haggis]

After a fire call do you guys all head out to the Blue Oyster for a beer?

[CBT]

After a fire call do you guys all head out to the Blue Oyster for a beer?

In their off time, they dance at 'The Tool Box'.

[justbob]

Wow! This took right off! BTW Hackbaby was already voted in. Tom where's the pics???? I have a sweet dool too! Last I counted (been awile) it took 24 HUGE deep breaths to fill her up and then i'd be toooooo light headed to even bother! Anyways, what's everyone doin today?

[CBT]

[quote=justbob;790306 Anyways, what's everyone doin today?[/quote]

Wassaaaaaaaap! Sippin' coffee. You?

[justbob]

Coffee, laptop, basic ultra lights (box), out on the deck trying to play catch up. Side job last night, followed by a late night birthday party for the mother in law.

[justbob]

I literally live 2 minutes from where that intersection is... my mom grew up right at that intersection! She has seen LOTS of accidents there... I actually just drove by the scene... took out the light pole huh??? haha If you see mine around ever, hunt me down... I live in that area and am driving around it quite a bit... I have a firefighter sticker in the back window and SoCal Speedshop stickers on it as well... I also have emergency lights in the grill and below the rear view mirror... I am sure you will see it in your travels!


fesifisky... that intersection is THE WORST! It is good for a few accidents A WEEK! My grandfather lived on that hill that overlooks the intersection and it never failed. Anytime we would be over his house you would hear SCREECH BANG! Sorry your vehicle was another casualty at that intersection... Get another one so we can park next to eachother in worcester!

It is probably good that you got in that accident, because the cops are on my car pretty bad right now! haha I get tailed a lot! They are sick of my driving habits... I have to behave everywhere I go!
You seem to know alot about this intersection. Do you work "night shift" there hose boy?

[justbob]

Ham and northern beans from the crock pot and cornbread for lunch.:drool:

[sd8683]

Ham and northern beans from the crock pot and cornbread for lunch.:drool:

I'd hate to be that toilet seat!

[justbob]

That task is done also, justbob 1 - toilet bowl 0

Does this require pics for proof?

[sd8683]

Well you only had corn "bread", not corn on the cob or kernels....... So no proof pic necessary :up:

[Phrog_gunner]

No pics of that unless it wraps around at least one full time....

[CBT]

No pics of that unless it wraps around at least one full time....

And you get to name it if it does and write the name on the *****er stall wall along with the date and time of birth. At least that's what we used to do.:D I'd do it now but I don't want "Phrog" in sharpie on my wall.

[justbob]

OMG! No more darn beans for me! I had that ham / beans mix for dinner friday, lunch sat. and dinner sat! Melanie came home last night after work and said the house smelled like open butt. She was right, I guess it did. I neglected to open the windows yesterday and I guess that it kinda lingered! Gas was so bad last night the guys insisted that I take a double dose of gasX before they would let me leave the house and it still hasn't gone away.

[Haggis]

Beans, beans the more you eat the more you fart.

[Phrog_gunner]

I'd do it now but I don't want "Phrog" in sharpie on my wall.

I know you are doing that just so you can think of me when you do your OTHER bathroom activity....

[CBT]

I know you are doing that just so you can think of me when you do your OTHER bathroom activity....

Muhahahaaaa!! Good one, homo:rolleyes:

[justbob]

Been Facebooking all day............... Brad wouldn't stop bugging me so I finally joined, now I will have Zero life.

[CBT]

Been Facebooking all day............... Brad wouldn't stop bugging me so I finally joined, now I will have Zero life.

My daughters made mine up for me, I rarely visited until last night, I had like 18 friendship requests cloggin my regular e-mail so I went on and answered them all. Caught up with some old friends, pretty neat.

[Hacklemerc]

I have a facebook acct too. My dept actually encouraged us to get one so the officers could communicate with each other... Its not bad... I'm addicted to Mafia wars...

Aaron D Hackleman is my screen name..

[Egon Spengler]

I am Thomas Morin if any wants to add me! I know...:flamer:

[Hacklemerc]

done.... even tho you are a firefighter....

[Egon Spengler]

What is that supposed to mean baldy?!?!? hehe or do you also go by Casper???

done.... even tho you are a firefighter....

[Hacklemerc]

I prefer "cracker", I get called that alot at work... I am quite possible the paelst white man ever. I went to Iraq and came back paler than I left.

[Egon Spengler]

hahaha... was does that "eventhough you are a fireman" crack supposed to mean!?!?!

I prefer "cracker", I get called that alot at work... I am quite possible the paelst white man ever. I went to Iraq and came back paler than I left.

[Hacklemerc]

Well usually Firemen and cops dont get along all that well... damn firemen always hoggin up all the funding while I drive around in a broke ass crown vic with bald tires and a PA that dont work.... but no offense... same team same team...

[Egon Spengler]

hahaha... Yeah, we get along pretty decent in my town.... there definitely is a little rivalry, but we get along... I meet up for drinks with the coppers quite often

[Hacklemerc]

We do too I just like to give the firemen I know crap. Ever seen the Fireman VS Policeman puppet deal on youtube?

[Egon Spengler]

Yup... jealous???? haha

We do too I just like to give the firemen I know crap. Ever seen the Fireman VS Policeman puppet deal on youtube?

[Hacklemerc]

Yup... jealous???? haha


Quite frankly, yes. If it weren't for my overwhelming fear of being roasted alive I would have taken that test too.

[Egon Spengler]

Both professions are quite dangerous... firefighters have the leading edge with women though because we are better looking.

Quite frankly, yes. If it weren't for my overwhelming fear of being roasted alive I would have taken that test too.

[Hacklemerc]

Both professions are quite dangerous... firefighters have the leading edge with women though because we are better looking.

I'll get shot at all day long before I run into a burning building. And thats just your opinion... Chicks dig firemen because you guys have more time to devote to them cuz you're always just sitin around. Us cops are always on the go or something like that...

[Egon Spengler]

Oh please... anytime I see a cruiser... the officer is on his cell phone! And I always see the cruisers parked in officer's driveways for lunch etc!

I'll get shot at all day long before I run into a burning building. And thats just your opinion... Chicks dig firemen because you guys have more time to devote to them cuz you're always just sitin around. Us cops are always on the go or something like that...

[sd8683]

Oh why don't you 2 get a room!:D

[Hacklemerc]

The rivalry between the cops and firemen resembles the one between Navy and marines and the army and every other branch...

[Egon Spengler]

Yeah, just look at those two butt munches Phrog Gunner and CBT... Pretty much the same as firefighters and cops, only a lot more homo erotic on their part! Shhhh don't ask don't tell!

The rivalry between the cops and firemen resembles the one between Navy and marines and the army and every other branch...

[Egon Spengler]

Take a picture of the poster you have hanging on your bedroom wall I see!

Sorry Tom, I hope you don't mind....... I stole this from your Myspace page, now is one of these guys you? Or are you just a big fan of the pic? :D
http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt348/PadenCity71/Gay/firefightersrsohot.jpg

[sd8683]

The rivalry between the cops and firemen resembles the one between Navy and marines and the army and every other branch...


Who's missing from this?
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Valdeminas/village_people.jpg

[Egon Spengler]

The fireman... cuz he is out getting laid by a girl!

Who's missing from this?
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Valdeminas/village_people.jpg

[Egon Spengler]

No pin up boy here... just work work work... Casey, try not to get any on your keyboard or computer screen when viewing these! http://www.rangerpowersports.com/forum/images/smilies/leghump.gif
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2058/238/62/562932925/n562932925_1981965_8092.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1980/238/62/562932925/n562932925_1999596_6388.jpg

[sd8683]

The fireman... cuz he is out getting laid by a girl!

Well the navy guy is missing too! Are you getting laid by him?

[Egon Spengler]

There is a reason why I added "by a girl" at the end of my sentence... Because I knew these ass hats would turn it ghey!

Well the navy guy is missing too! Are you getting laid by him?

[sd8683]

There is a reason why I added "by a girl" at the end of my sentence... Because I knew these ass hats would turn it ghey!

Not that there is anything wrong with that:D ya get it ya get it?

[justbob]

Who's missing from this?
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Valdeminas/village_people.jpg

A Stormtropper :dunno:

[justbob]

I am Thomas Morin if any wants to add me! I know...:flamer:
Theres 269 of you:)


I have a facebook acct too. My dept actually encouraged us to get one so the officers could communicate with each other... Its not bad... I'm addicted to Mafia wars...

Aaron D Hackleman is my screen name..
Found ya.

[Phrog_gunner]

The rivalry between the cops and firemen resembles the one between Navy and marines and the army and every other branch...

Marine is ALWAYS capitalized.....thank you....carry on.

[sd8683]

Found ya.


Found you! :P

[CBT]

We do too I just like to give the firemen I know crap. Ever seen the Fireman VS Policeman puppet deal on youtube?
Man those were funny! Havn't watched those in a while, friends sent them to me when I was in the Fire Academy. As for the FF/Cop thing, it is damn near the same thing everywhere you go, one thinks the other is nuts for potentially getting shot at each day, the other thinks it's beyond insane to run into flames. Arson investigators here carry weapons, so you could potentially have the best of both worlds.

[CBT]

Nice, but I always hated the 2 piece rig, give me the snow mobile ensamble anyday, quicker than effing around with suspenders. I used to get mad when people would say 'oxygen tank'. Would you run into a fire with an oxygen tank on your back? You'd make a nice rocket for the spectators, lol. Actually, it would just detonate, and you'd be a 'Screaming Alpha' if you survived that. Phrog is going to google screaming alpha now....


No pin up boy here... just work work work... Casey, try not to get any on your keyboard or computer screen when viewing these! http://www.rangerpowersports.com/forum/images/smilies/leghump.gif
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2058/238/62/562932925/n562932925_1981965_8092.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1980/238/62/562932925/n562932925_1999596_6388.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

Whats google?? Isnt that the kind of eyes cookie monster has?

[Egon Spengler]

nooooo there's nothing wrong with it at all! HAHAHA Seinfeld

Not that there is anything wrong with that:D ya get it ya get it?

[Egon Spengler]

I am the one with the picture posted in this thread of me as my default pic on FB... match 'e, up

Theres 269 of you:)


Found ya.

[Phrog_gunner]

I am the one with the picture posted in this thread of me as my default pic on FB... match 'e, up

The one with the cop and the indian??

[Egon Spengler]

The last time I laughed that hard I fell off my dinosaur!

I remember my first beer!

The one with the cop and the indian??

[CBT]

The one with the cop and the indian??
Buuuurn!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

Buuuurn!!!

And not the kind of burn I got back in the Phillippines either.....

[CBT]

And not the kind of burn I got back in the Phillippines either.....

'Benny-boys' left you a little present, huh?:bigcry:

[Phrog_gunner]

'Benny-boys' left you a little present, huh?:bigcry:

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Egon Spengler]

Wherez iz everyonez?
http://k53.pbase.com/g4/51/637751/2/59248714.PbaseplaygroundWherei severyone.jpg

[Haggis]

Wherez iz everyonez?
http://k53.pbase.com/g4/51/637751/2/59248714.PbaseplaygroundWherei severyone.jpg

Sign said closed due to cat poo.

[Phrog_gunner]

Sign said closed due to cat poo.

Phrog gunner will NOT eat the cat poo.....anyone??

[Egon Spengler]

:alone:I think I can only play in this thread from now on....:corner:

[CBT]

Did you cause the maintenance thread? I go to lunch and leave you alone for 5 minutes...

:alone:I think I can only play in this thread from now on....:corner:

[Phrog_gunner]

I usually try to wait before the thread is already dead anyway before I chime in....but I guess we need to totally keep it in here now...

[CBT]

I usually try to wait before the thread is already dead anyway before I chime in....but I guess we need to totally keep it in here now...

Nobody puts baby in a corner!

[Phrog_gunner]

Nobody puts baby in a corner!


lol I dont want the old farts to start spiking my drink with their prune juice...because then I would have to ridiculously overreact and it just wouldnt be pretty...

[Egon Spengler]

I bin badz
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M_M3uQQ42FA/R4GcsYGMs2I/AAAAAAAAAV8/TLFHkvwHQuM/s320/busted.jpg

[Joe Walsh]

I usually try to wait before the thread is already dead anyway before I chime in....but I guess we need to totally keep it in here now...


So that's why you keep posting in AJ's threads!

[Phrog_gunner]

So that's why you keep posting in AJ's threads!

Isnt that the definition of a DEAD thread??

[Egon Spengler]

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55787&highlight=special

[Joe Walsh]

Isnt that the definition of a DEAD thread??

HEY!!!...:thinker:

He has accused us of being his 'groupies'.....who follow all his threads...so can we be considered; "Dead Threads"....?

[Phrog_gunner]

HEY!!!...:thinker:

He has accused us of being his 'groupies'.....who follow all his threads...so can we be considered; "Dead Threads"....?

I wouldnt give him the satisfaction. He would probably go to work and tell all his WOW buddies how he's SOO COOOL that he has an online fan club. Then probably go spank it to CBTs pic.

[CBT]

I wouldnt give him the satisfaction. He would probably go to work and tell all his WOW buddies how he's SOO COOOL that he has an online fan club. Then probably go spank it to CBTs pic.

that's hot

[Phrog_gunner]

that's hot

Until you see the shrine with all your pics in his closet with candles and offerings of pink happy socks....

[Egon Spengler]

Please PM me the explaination of a pink sock.. unless it is what I think it is, and in that case... I don't need it!

[Phrog_gunner]

Please PM me the explaination of a pink sock.. unless it is what I think it is, and in that case... I don't need it!

If what you think it is made you throw up in your mouth a little, then yes thats what I meant. But in this case its a literal pink sock that he has on the shrine to symbolize the other kind.

[Egon Spengler]

I put mine on one foot at a time! SIDEWAYS! and break them off in there!

If what you think it is made you throw up in your mouth a little, then yes thats what I meant. But in this case its a literal pink sock that he has on the shrine to symbolize the other kind.

[Joe Walsh]

Please PM me the explaination of a pink sock.. unless it is what I think it is, and in that case... I don't need it!

I was blissfully ignorant of this term until I read the post and made the mistake of going to my main reference source...Urban Dictionary.


:puke:

[Phrog_gunner]

I was blissfully ignorant of this term until I read the post and made the mistake of going to my main reference source...Urban Dictionary.


:puke:

But not disgusted ENOUGH to not use pink font for the term.....

[Egon Spengler]

I think CBT is punkin' out cuz we got in trouble! He got quiet all of a sudden and started kissing ass in the Makeshift Shoutbox... I knew a girl nicknamed the shoutbox once ;-)

[Phrog_gunner]

I think CBT is punkin' out cuz we got in trouble! He got quiet all of a sudden and started kissing ass in the Makeshift Shoutbox... I knew a girl nicknamed the shoutbox once ;-)

Of all the different types of boxes the shouting kind has to be up there...:beer:

[sd8683]

This pink sock you speak of....... Would it shatter if you threw it off a wall?

[Egon Spengler]

It might stick like pasta!

This pink sock you speak of....... Would it shatter if you threw it off a wall?

[sd8683]

It might stick like pasta!

So its el dente?

[Joe Walsh]

But not disgusted ENOUGH to not use pink font for the term.....

Let's just say that I like to express my artistic side....and besides....it's called 'Magenta'


It might stick like pasta!

:puke:

That's twice in this thread that I have resorted to the 'PUKE' smilie....:o

[ImpalaSlayer]

It might stick like pasta!


oh god, i THINK i know what this might be but scared to look

[Phrog_gunner]

That's twice in this thread that I have resorted to the 'PUKE' smilie....:o

You are right we should consult your boy on some less puke inducing topics.....

[sd8683]

oh god, i THINK i know what this might be but scared to look

Dave, don't look! I just did! Its horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Egon Spengler]

:puke:

That's twice in this thread that I have resorted to the 'PUKE' smilie....:o
Why do you think they gave us our own thread?!?!?!? hahaha
WE'RE SPECIAL!:lol:

[Phrog_gunner]

Why do you think they gave us our own thread?!?!?!? hahaha
WE'RE SPECIAL!:lol:

When this one gets too big we sohuld rename our thread "the short bus"...where if theres not an open seat you can always sit on my lap....

[Egon Spengler]

On my bus the only open seat was on the bus driver's lap... he would let you shift every once in a while too!:rolleyes:

When this one gets too big we sohuld rename our thread "the short bus"...where if theres not an open seat you can always sit on my lap....

[Joe Walsh]

When this one gets too big we sohuld rename our thread "the short bus".....

If you are admitting to 'riding the short bus', at least ride this one:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/ShortCoolBus.jpg

[CBT]

If that belongs to someone here:
1.) Oh sweet!
2.) Congrats!
3.) Can I wash your feet while you bang my wife?
4.) I'm going to name my first born after you! Cause it's probably yours anyway!!
If it's not someone heres:
1.) Choke yourself.
2.) Die.



If you are admitting to 'riding the short bus', at least ride this one:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/ShortCoolBus.jpg

[Egon Spengler]

Trader... stopped with the joking around over here and you went to the normal people's shoutbox and left us... I see how it is... go have fun have normal and intelligent conversation! Not my bag! But it is your teabag!

If that belongs to someone here:
1.) Oh sweet!
2.) Congrats!
3.) Can I wash your feet while you bang my wife?
4.) I'm going to name my first born after you! Cause it's probably yours anyway!!
If it's not someone heres:
1.) Choke yourself.
2.) Die.

[Joe Walsh]

Trader... stopped with the joking around over here and you went to the normal people's shoutbox and left us... I see how it is... go have fun have normal and intelligent conversation! Not my bag! But it is your teabag!


GSP Alert!!!
(Grammar-Spelling Police)

Traitor!

"Be...Be...Be...Benedict Arnold!"

[CBT]

Trader... stopped with the joking around over here and you went to the normal people's shoutbox and left us... I see how it is... go have fun have normal and intelligent conversation! Not my bag! But it is your teabag!

Did you mean traitor? I can't be on here all day long, sometimes I have to look at porn. Heterosexual porn, not that man-love stuff you watch on yor laptop while sitting in the airport mens room stall. Tappin' yer toes.

[CBT]

"Be...Be...Be...Benedict Arnold!"

"Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' S.O.B!"

[justbob]

Hay guys. Interesting day today?

[Phrog_gunner]

Hay guys. Interesting day today?

Apparently I missed the good stuff?

[CBT]

Hay guys. Interesting day today?
Bobby whyd you have to go and find gainfull employment now you have to play catch up on here.

[Phrog_gunner]

Bobby whyd you have to go and find gainfull employment now you have to play catch up on here.

Hes not a stormtrooper anymore?

[justbob]

Partime. Yeah but I was getting quite hungry! So back to work I went.

[Egon Spengler]

You old sailor you! How were they? are they built for speed or for comfort? haha

"Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' S.O.B!"

[CBT]

You old sailor you! How were they? are they built for speed or for comfort? haha

That movie kicks ass.

[Phrog_gunner]

That movie kicks ass.

She was my first ASIAN!!!!

[CBT]

She was my first ASIAN!!!!

Thanks for the phone sex last night. ;)

[Hacklemerc]

Not to change the subject from phone sex and asians, but..... I realized how damn out of shape I still am. The K9 officer, Me, and another Officer chased 2 armed robbers on foot for about a mile last night. Damn...

No we didn't catch them. They ducked into an apartment complex and the dog lost the track. This is the 3rd time in a month we have had an armed robbery and tracked back to that apartment complex... hmmmm... I'm no detective but I snese a pattern..

Going to bed now. Have to rest my old fat ass before SWAT practice....

[knine]

I am so glad I'm not in this thread :-)

[Hacklemerc]

you're in it now.... its like a rash... once you get it it doesn't go away..

[CBT]

Well thank you policemens for your policeworks :beer:

[knine]

Law enforcement ENFORCES the law, Lawyers PRACTICE law. ...think they'll ever get it right??? :lol:

[Phrog_gunner]

So all I have to do to be a "successful" felon is to be able to run a mile?

[Phrog_gunner]

Well thank you policemens for your policeworks :beer:

Be careful hes probably picturing you as officer dangle from reno 911.

[CBT]

Be careful hes probably picturing you as officer dangle from reno 911.

Mmmm, bike shorts....

[Phrog_gunner]

I bet Raineesha is TJs favorite...

[CBT]

I bet Raineesha is TJs favorite...

Why, is she into gay firefighters?:lol:

[Phrog_gunner]

Why, is she into gay firefighters?:lol:
lol...Ya, she probably likes REAL men.

[CBT]

lol...Ya, she probably likes REAL men.
There's an ecto-plasm joke here...

[knine]

Be careful hes probably picturing you as officer dangle from reno 911.
Ohhhhh, I have far worse pics of him than that.....muhwahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha

[Phrog_gunner]

There's an ecto-plasm joke here...

Where is HOMO erectus today??

[CBT]

Where is HOMO erectus today??

*Thank you, Lord, for this opportunity*
Bend over, I'll show ya!!

[Phrog_gunner]

*Thank you, Lord, for this opportunity*
Bend over, I'll show ya!!

I dont even get props for the setup??

[CBT]

I dont even get props for the setup??

Okay, mad props. We make a good comedy team. Call me Cher just once?

[Egon Spengler]

Ectoplasmic Residue!
What, somebody blows their nose and you wanna keep it???

We had big server issues here at work and seeing as how I know how to get on the internet... my boss figured I also knew how to fix server issues... grrrrrr

Hackleman, where are you a cop? I want to make sure I don't move there if a cop can't run a mile!

I do like the black chick from Reno... Are you making fun of me cuz I date a black girl?!?!?!!
http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress.c om/2009/06/thats_racist_animated1.gif

[CBT]

Are you making fun of me cuz I date a black girl?!?!?!!

Your car doesn't count.

[Phrog_gunner]

No we are making fun of you because you really like dudes....

[Hacklemerc]

So all I have to do to be a "successful" felon is to be able to run a mile?


Alas no... they had a fife minute head start on us. The call originally came out as a "battery" Only when we got there did the guy tell us about the guns and the "gimme all the damn money or I'll kill you" bit....

I'm in Belleville IL. or as we like to call it East St. Louis North.

and I ran the whole damn thing. Thats one fast dog that we were following. We ran a track using a K9.

And Hey I'm married to a black girl....

[Egon Spengler]

And Hey I'm married to a black girl....
Married huh?? I don't want to get married, but I am DATING a black girl and she is the nicest, most drama free girl I have ever been with!

[CBT]

I saw Janet Jackson's booby during the Superbowl, can I join you guys's club?

[Egon Spengler]

Not unless you made some sort of physical cotact with said boob... and touching YOURSELF doesn't count!!!!

I saw Janet Jackson's booby during the Superbowl, can I join you guys's club?

[Hacklemerc]

yeah you need to have actual skin to skin contact with said boob.
You know the old saying about once you go black? Well I always tell her that once you go white, you know you're alright. Yeah she beats me alot.:bop:

[Egon Spengler]

The girl I am seeing did exactly that! She never thought she would be dating a guy like me, but now that she had a taste... she is coming back for more... and more... and more...

I never saw myself dating outside my race mainly because I didn't think they would be in to me, but I saw her at the desk at the assisted living place my grandfather is at and I said what the heck and she said the same! NO COMPLAINTS AFTER 8 MONTHS! She is great with quips too! She is so good at ball busting we just go back and forth until one of us says "are you serious?" hahaha


yeah you need to have actual skin to skin contact with said boob.
You know the old saying about once you go black? Well I always tell her that once you go white, you know you're alright. Yeah she beats me alot.:bop:

[justbob]

Hi Meatheads. Flat tire after work today:alone:Better than before work I guess.

[CBT]

Hi Meatheads. Flat tire after work today:alone:Better than before work I guess.

Grab a refreshment and join us in the hot tub:beer:

[Egon Spengler]

uhhhh errrrr uhhhhhh... too easy to come back at! Give me a challenge!

CBT told me to meet him for a Cleveland Steam... I thought he meant a sauna in cleveland... sheesh! Glad I didn't meet him!

Grab a refreshment and join us in the hot tub:beer:

[CBT]

uhhhh errrrr uhhhhhh... too easy to come back at! Give me a challenge!

CBT told me to meet him for a Cleveland Steam... I thought he meant a sauna in cleveland... sheesh! Glad I didn't meet him!

I told him to join us in the hot tub, not the hot tube. Your ass is safe.:D

[Egon Spengler]

FYI Casey... My girl is coming over tonight again! We get to see eachother twice within 7 days! This is rare... and she said I better be in a frisky mood... That reminds me... How are you and phrog doing???? I hear he dressed you in all pink and calls you miss piggy

Sorry for the joke at the end... I know it is weak... End of the work day and I am tired

I told him to join us in the hot tub, not the hot tube. Your ass is safe.:D

[CBT]

FYI Casey... My girl is coming over tonight again! We get to see eachother twice within 7 days! This is rare... and she said I better be in a frisky mood... That reminds me... How are you and phrog doing???? I hear he dressed you in all pink and calls you miss piggy

Sorry for the joke at the end... I know it is weak... End of the work day and I am tired

Phrog is a good guy actually, we spoke on the phone last night. Well enjoy your time with your girlyfriend:beer:

[NATEHAWK]

So this is the thread that you can act a pure ass in? LOL

[CBT]

So this is the thread that you can act a pure ass in? LOL

No 11 second Marauder owners allowed!!:D

[Egon Spengler]

Unless you are N/A!!! LOL!

THanks for the well wishes with my girlyfriend Casey! Glad you and phrog have hit it off!

No 11 second Marauder owners allowed!!:D

[CBT]

Unless you are N/A!!! LOL!

THanks for the well wishes with my girlyfriend Casey! Glad you and phrog have hit it off!

No prob. Well are you ever going to show us a pic of her or are you going to suffer thru blow up doll comments for possibly quite a long time.

[NATEHAWK]

No 11 second Marauder owners allowed!!:D

Ya guys are hilarious

[CBT]

Ya guys are hilarious

Man your car is awesome, I've been wondering what you had going on since your "look what UPS dropped off" threads from a while back. I guess we know now.