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Motorhead350
07-29-2009, 08:16 PM
if....

You wash your car more than your favorite pair of pants.

You have more of a collection of Hot Rod magazines than Playboy.

You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom so you don't get your clothes dirty.

You buy more oil for the car than you do for cooking purposes.

You would rather fill up the gas tank than your stomach.

If you spend more money on rubbers for the car, than your woman.

If you have ever been pulled over and had no idea how fast you were gong because the speedo only went to 140.

If you listen to the song F*** Tha Police because of all of the moving violations they have given you.

If you enjoy a day in a junkyard more than a shopping mall.

If the A/C in the car is more important than the house.

If you are more distracted by a parked Chevelle than a ****.

If your car is considered a clunker.

Let me know if you have any. ;)

knine
07-30-2009, 01:54 AM
....you post lists like this rather than enjoy time with your girl.

RoyLPita
07-30-2009, 04:11 AM
The difference between a doctor and a mechanic?

The mechanic washes his hands before using the restroom.

CBT
07-30-2009, 04:26 AM
....if you'd rather sell a kidney than your original rims and floormats.

Egon Spengler
07-30-2009, 05:03 AM
How do you know a mechanic got some the night before? His pointer and middle fingers are clean!

Stranger in the Black Sedan
07-30-2009, 06:04 AM
You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom so you don't get your clothes dirty.

I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom so I don't get my ____ dirty

Ha!

SC Cheesehead
07-30-2009, 06:27 AM
You have copies of the 2003 and 2004 CV/GM/Marauder Shop Repair Manuals in the bathroom for reading material.

Paul T. Casey
07-30-2009, 06:29 AM
How do you know a mechanic got some the night before? His pointer and middle fingers are clean!

(attempt at humor) Wow, this isn't really a SHOCKER. (well I just laughed).

fastblackmerc
07-30-2009, 06:47 AM
You have copies of the 2003 and 2004 CV/GM/Marauder Shop Repair Manuals in the bathroom for reading material.

You been checkin out my master bathroom? :D

SC Cheesehead
07-30-2009, 06:48 AM
You been checkin out my master bathroom? :D


You too? :D