Motorhead350
07-29-2009, 08:16 PM
if....
You wash your car more than your favorite pair of pants.
You have more of a collection of Hot Rod magazines than Playboy.
You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom so you don't get your clothes dirty.
You buy more oil for the car than you do for cooking purposes.
You would rather fill up the gas tank than your stomach.
If you spend more money on rubbers for the car, than your woman.
If you have ever been pulled over and had no idea how fast you were gong because the speedo only went to 140.
If you listen to the song F*** Tha Police because of all of the moving violations they have given you.
If you enjoy a day in a junkyard more than a shopping mall.
If the A/C in the car is more important than the house.
If you are more distracted by a parked Chevelle than a ****.
If your car is considered a clunker.
Let me know if you have any. ;)
You wash your car more than your favorite pair of pants.
You have more of a collection of Hot Rod magazines than Playboy.
You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom so you don't get your clothes dirty.
You buy more oil for the car than you do for cooking purposes.
You would rather fill up the gas tank than your stomach.
If you spend more money on rubbers for the car, than your woman.
If you have ever been pulled over and had no idea how fast you were gong because the speedo only went to 140.
If you listen to the song F*** Tha Police because of all of the moving violations they have given you.
If you enjoy a day in a junkyard more than a shopping mall.
If the A/C in the car is more important than the house.
If you are more distracted by a parked Chevelle than a ****.
If your car is considered a clunker.
Let me know if you have any. ;)