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CBT
08-02-2009, 04:12 PM
..and a Sox fan, too! Amy wanted to celebrate starting her new job tomorrow like any other normal person would. By busting some caps! That's because she's a straight gangsta biatch from the mean streets of the mainly white, slightly upper class area of Orland Park, a suburb of Chicago. What happens when someone from a place with no death penalty and a ban on guns gets to shoot at stuff? Hilarity ensues, that's what happens. Also, that's why no guns are on her side of the bed. Disclaimer: although we have fun, safety IS paramount.
We always bring a marker and write goofy stuff on the targets. My first 5 were going for the SB owners sunglasses. 1 out of 5, eh. Not bad for free handed. Then Amy shot 5, missed completely. The closest she got to hitting the target was knocking the frame from the carraige. If you look towards the upper right, you can see bullet/metal splatter. I told her she should hold the gun sideways. Then I put 5 to face of the White Sox fan. Go Cubs!
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In the hands of a trained assasin, even the Stanley TR100 is a deadly weapon. It holds an 80 shot clip of 3/8"x10mm rounds. And sting from about 3 feet away after you make fun of someone for knocking the target off the carrier.
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Who's that sexy man beast?
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Annie Oakley didn't have an azz like dat, sheeeeyaaaaah!
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Amy reppin' Da Bearssssss! Hot chicks and guns. All this picture needs in it is a dead thief and some cold beer to achieve total awesomeness.
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On the way there traffic was crawling thru the Hampton Tunnel in the lane we were in. You aren't supposed to change lanes in the tunnel, but 20 in a 55 is totally unacceptable to me unless there is a body in the road, so when I got a clear shot we broke left and nailed it. The JLT/Zack tune combo inside a 2 lane tunnel is music to the ears. Barked the tires loud enough that Amy said "Whoa!", so that set the tone for the gun range. Fast car, loud music, throwing lead down range, it was a great day.

rayjay
08-02-2009, 04:28 PM
The range is always a blast :D Been raining too much here to get out lately. Nice AR BTW

Ms. Denmark
08-02-2009, 04:30 PM
This looks like something I would enjoy! :thinker:

justbob
08-02-2009, 04:45 PM
Shoot, sounds like you had a BLAST today:lol: or a barrel of fun:lol:

CBT
08-02-2009, 04:49 PM
This lunatic and his paid date messed with the wrong folks!!
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He should be shot just for wearing Ray-Ban Aviators. Those immediately went out of style when Top Gun came out.
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Here you can see Amy's first 5 that hit after I drew the little gun sights on the left hand side of the target. I don't know what she was focusing on prior to that. There is a re-occuring theme when we shoot. She manages to hit the weapon and put rounds thru the neck. Women...
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Know why this shot is blurry? Cause someone was laughing about popping me with staples. I told her if she swept the range with it again I'd have to put her down. Sox fans...
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If I had a dollar for every time Amy yelled "I'm a LEAD FARMER, mutha ****er!!".....
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We had fun, she gets better each time. Soon I will feel comfortable letting her go on her own.

CBT
08-02-2009, 05:14 PM
This looks like something I would enjoy! :thinker:

We always have a blast, most of the time the range is empty. If anyone else comes in, we don't clown around. For 46 bucks (that's what a box of 50 rounds plus lane rental cost) we had about an hour of good times. We usually shoot more but we got there close to closing. The good thing about this particular range is all the weapons you can rent if you want to go that route. Forgot your .50 cal Desert Eagle? No prob, rent it. Or rent 2 and go all Matrix on your target. Or get a shotgun and an SKS and go Terminator style. :D

rayjay
08-02-2009, 06:33 PM
At least they had ammo... Thank you B HO

Egon Spengler
08-02-2009, 06:49 PM
Phrog wants to get it from the back! He has been waiting for a pic of you like that to fondle himself to!

Phrog_gunner
08-02-2009, 07:05 PM
Phrog wants to get it from the back! He has been waiting for a pic of you like that to fondle himself to!

Listen here pregnant boy...at least "lil phrog" would be able to reach his butt if my stomach was up against him......

Phrog_gunner
08-02-2009, 07:09 PM
Anyways, sweet pics CBT. Too bad they dont have a maw deuce for me to school you on....i may or may not have some armor piercing incendiary rounds left over from the stan......

CBT
08-02-2009, 09:26 PM
Anyways, sweet pics CBT. Too bad they dont have a maw deuce for me to school you on....i may or may not have some armor piercing incendiary rounds left over from the stan......

Always liked shooting the M-2! The noise alone scares the bejesus out of anyone near it. Yeah, I left out the part that said we were on a Marine Corps compound (Camp Allen) because I knew it would give you the bonerz, lol. We even went to the MEX, eyeballed a nice shorty M-4 for 'bout 17 hunnerd bucks. And a match grade Colt M-1911 .45 for 11 hunnerd. Marine Corps exchanges, the only place you can grab a pack of underwear, a Gatorade, and an assault rifle all in one stop.
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Phrog_gunner
08-02-2009, 09:30 PM
Always liked shooting the M-2! The noise alone scares the bejesus out of anyone near it. Yeah, I left out the part that said we were on a Marine Corps compound (Camp Allen) because I knew it would give you the bonerz, lol. We even went to the MEX, eyeballed a nice shorty M-4 for 'bout 17 hunnerd bucks. And a match grade Colt M-1911 .45 for 11 hunnerd. Marine Corps exchanges, the only place you can grab a pack of underwear, a Gatorade, and an assault rifle all in one stop.
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And if there are any Navy chicks hanging around...some herpes too. The XM-218 (M-2 for helos) is only slightly louder than our engines so its not really that scary because you are already deaf from the 3600 hp and the blades beating the air into submission. Im surprised a Marine Base has a nice range, the only nice stuff Ive seen owned by the Marines was back in Japan.:beer:

TAKEDOWN
08-03-2009, 12:15 AM
Cubs fan? What?! That's a shame... I need tah cap yo' azz, git sum...nah whut!!!

knine
08-03-2009, 03:13 PM
.............more pics for my collection.........muhwahhahah ahhahaha

TiTo35
08-03-2009, 03:26 PM
Sounds like a fun day...Why is there ALWAYS traffic going thru that damn tunnel?