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CBT
08-12-2009, 06:20 AM
If it took the little guy 4 days to go a mile, his 1/4 time slip would be about....24 hours!! :P


Pet Tortoise Digs To Freedom, Found A Mile Away


Last Update: 8/11 1:48 pm

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Two Ohio women who papered their neighborhood with more than 100 "Missing Tortoise" signs have recovered their runaway pet nearly a mile away.

"Ophelia" disappeared from the Columbus backyard of partners Lisa Dupler and Nicole Zahrndt on Wednesday by tunneling under a fence. The tortoise, more than one foot long and weighing at least 10 pounds, was discovered Sunday outside a woman's apartment window several blocks from home.

Stacy Sturgill called Dupler and Zahrndt on Monday after reading in The Columbus Dispatch about the heartbroken women and their search. Sturgill and her boyfriend were given a $120 reward.

Ophelia's owners say they'll push their backyard fence deep into the ground so the tortoise won't get out again.

© 2009 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.

CBT
08-12-2009, 06:34 AM
Holy crap I just realized these gals are lesbians! My post just got an HWI!
(Hot Win Injection):banana2:




Pet Tortoise Digs To Freedom, Found A Mile Away


Last Update: 8/11 1:48 pm

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - Two Ohio women who papered their neighborhood with more than 100 "Missing Tortoise" signs have recovered their runaway pet nearly a mile away.

"Ophelia" disappeared from the Columbus backyard of partners Lisa Dupler and Nicole Zahrndt on Wednesday by tunneling under a fence. The tortoise, more than one foot long and weighing at least 10 pounds, was discovered Sunday outside a woman's apartment window several blocks from home.

Stacy Sturgill called Dupler and Zahrndt on Monday after reading in The Columbus Dispatch about the heartbroken women and their search. Sturgill and her boyfriend were given a $120 reward.

Ophelia's owners say they'll push their backyard fence deep into the ground so the tortoise won't get out again.

© 2009 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.

Joe Walsh
08-12-2009, 07:28 AM
Holy crap I just realized these gals are lesbians! My post just got an HWI!
(Hot Win Injection):banana2:

The 'partners' didn't want to use any "studs or nails" in the construction of the fence...so they built the entire fence 'tongue in groove'.....:P

BTW: How does "discovered...several blocks from home" translate to "Found a mile away"....?

CBT
08-12-2009, 09:07 AM
If it took the little guy 4 days to go a mile, his 1/4 time slip would be about....24 hours!! :P


Pet Tortoise Digs To Freedom, Found A Mile Away


Last Update: 8/11 1:48 pm

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -
"Ophelia" disappeared from the Columbus backyard of partners Lisa Dupler and Nicole Zahrndt on Wednesday by tunneling under a fence. The tortoise, more than one foot long and weighing at least 10 pounds, was discovered Sunday outside a woman's apartment window several blocks from home.

© 2009 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.

Authorities, who easily identified "Ophelia" by her mullet, flannel shirt, and wallet with a chain attatched, placed her under arrest on suspision of peeping in the womans window.

Joe Walsh
08-12-2009, 09:13 AM
Authorities, who easily identified "Ophelia" by her mullet, flannel shirt, and wallet with a chain attatched, placed her under arrest on suspision of peeping in the womans window.

:rofl:

"Ophelia Up" was thought to be fleeing the partner's yard enclosure because tortoises avoid loud music.
Neighbors report that Lisa & Nicole constantly played Melissa Etheridge albums at full volume.

in2deep
08-12-2009, 09:43 AM
LOL at the commentary.

DOOM
08-12-2009, 09:52 AM
Thats about as fast as pops GM. :D

Phrog_gunner
08-12-2009, 09:59 AM
How did the tortoise open the door to get outside??