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I better close the garage door next time...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26852192/vp/32448082#32448082
Joe Walsh
08-17-2009, 10:23 AM
He obviously liked the 'junk in the trunk'.
http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftI9L.html
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A fifth of Race Gas and that car's bra came right off...
Egon Spengler
08-17-2009, 10:28 AM
Why Casey? Why would you do such a thing???
Why Casey? Why would you do such a thing???
The car owed me rent.
Phrog_gunner
08-17-2009, 10:32 AM
It's not cheating if its YOUR car!!!!
It's not cheating if its YOUR car!!!!
That's right, plus it's from across the border. It'll do whatever I want and keep it's hood shut if it knows what's good for it.
Joe Walsh
08-17-2009, 10:42 AM
Does your car have one of those flip down rear license plates for "filling her up".....?
:eek:
Phrog_gunner
08-17-2009, 10:43 AM
That's right, plus it's from across the border. It'll do whatever I want and keep it's hood shut if it knows what's good for it.
I'll punch her right in the babymaker.
Does your car have one of those flip down rear license plates for "filling her up".....?
:eek:
Yeah. And sometimes I get freaky and take out a headlight skull **** it.
Joe Walsh
08-17-2009, 10:46 AM
I don't even want to venture a guess as to what you do to the tailpipe.
Hacklemerc
08-17-2009, 10:54 AM
I'll punch her right in the babymaker.
Probably the best qoute ever....
I don't even want to venture a guess as to what you do to the tailpipe.
That's for threesomes.
Egon Spengler
08-17-2009, 11:05 AM
Double penetration?
That's for threesomes.
Phrog_gunner
08-17-2009, 11:57 AM
Double penetration?
I guess that leaves me with the CAI...
Egon Spengler
08-17-2009, 12:07 PM
Dibs on the air vents! Nothing like a good BJ
Joe Walsh
08-17-2009, 12:09 PM
That's for threesomes.
How about dual exhaust?.....:confused:
MEG's tips complicate things even more....;)
Phrog_gunner
08-17-2009, 12:23 PM
How about dual exhaust?.....:confused:
MEG's tips complicate things even more....;)
Takes beating it with a cheese grater to a whole new level.
Joe Walsh
08-17-2009, 02:09 PM
Hey Casey,
This will make you forget about the trunk.....
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/FordEdsel.jpg
pssst: Don't rip off her hood ornament in the "throws of passion".
Egon Spengler
08-17-2009, 02:13 PM
Easy dude... you gotta treat an EDSEL liek a lady! You can't just go plowing in there! You don't have sex with an EDSEL, you make sweet love to it!!
Hey Casey,
This will make you forget about the trunk.....
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/FordEdsel.jpg
pssst: Don't rip off her hood ornament in the "throws of passion".
twin03
08-17-2009, 02:18 PM
I hope that he had a hat on......
Spectragod
08-17-2009, 03:21 PM
Which reminds me.................
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/wmv/Mercury_Mistress.htm
Egon Spengler
08-17-2009, 03:55 PM
That is great! LOL!
Which reminds me.................
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/wmv/Mercury_Mistress.htm
Phrog_gunner
08-17-2009, 04:07 PM
Easy dude... you gotta treat an EDSEL liek a lady! You can't just go plowing in there! You don't have sex with an EDSEL, you make sweet love to it!!
Dude...isn't that like granny porn?
knine
08-17-2009, 04:30 PM
............so..............um ,. uh.............. yea.
FreddieH
08-17-2009, 05:52 PM
Hope he had some Neo To Go for the rub burns.
I'd hit it. I'd knock the hubcaps off that ho.
Hey Casey,
This will make you forget about the trunk.....
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/FordEdsel.jpg
pssst: Don't rip off her hood ornament in the "throws of passion".
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