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O's Fan Rich
08-20-2009, 11:29 AM
One of my FAVS!!!

Post yours!!

http://www.deere.com/en_US/newsroom/media/images/2007/releases/farmersandranchers/highres/70series_combine.jpg

O's Fan Rich
08-20-2009, 11:31 AM
This is an interesting one, it harvests rice in Japan.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Rice-combine-harvester%2Ckatori-city%2Cjapan.JPG/800px-Rice-combine-harvester%2Ckatori-city%2Cjapan.JPG

DOOM
08-20-2009, 11:32 AM
Nothing runs like a deer.

Phrog_gunner
08-20-2009, 11:34 AM
Good thing you put up pics, or they might have thought you made a separate thread about combine-ing threads......

Egon Spengler
08-20-2009, 11:38 AM
This is the tractor in the game Farmville over on Facebook... It helps plow the fields and harvest quicker... I don't have enough to purchase one yet... Another couple of days and I will have enough
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs189.snc1/6330_143303572925_562932925_33 77933_1808654_n.jpg

Blk Mamba
08-20-2009, 11:49 AM
I grew up on a farm and that brings back good memories of better times.

Paul T. Casey
08-20-2009, 11:49 AM
I put the hot old babes thread link up and you guys are looking at tractors? Have to start a real man's thread, me and Joe Walsh can moderate it. :confused:

xopher
08-20-2009, 11:50 AM
This is an interesting one, it harvests rice in Japan.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Rice-combine-harvester%2Ckatori-city%2Cjapan.JPG/800px-Rice-combine-harvester%2Ckatori-city%2Cjapan.JPG

There are alot of pretty easy ricer jokes here. I'll go with:

Dude, VTEC just kicked in, yo!

Egon Spengler
08-20-2009, 11:51 AM
I can't view them because I am not on that forum... the pics don't show for me... says I have to be logged in to see the pics... I WANT TO SEE!!!!

I put the hot old babes thread link up and you guys are looking at tractors? Have to start a real man's thread, me and Joe Walsh can moderate it. :confused:

Joe Walsh
08-20-2009, 11:52 AM
There are alot of pretty easy ricer jokes here. I'll go with:

Dude, VTEC just kicked in, yo!

:rofl:

Crap! You beat me to the joke!


Definitely, unquestionably a RICER!....He even has some BIG stickers for more HP.

Joe Walsh
08-20-2009, 11:53 AM
I put the hot old babes thread link up and you guys are looking at tractors? Have to start a real man's thread, me and Joe Walsh can moderate it. :confused:

Heck...I can't even moderate myself when you post pictures like that!!!...:eek:....:beer:

Paul T. Casey
08-20-2009, 11:55 AM
I can't view them because I am not on that forum... the pics don't show for me... says I have to be logged in to see the pics... I WANT TO SEE!!!!

There's no law that says you can't be on both sites.

Joe Walsh
08-20-2009, 11:57 AM
I can't view them because I am not on that forum... the pics don't show for me... says I have to be logged in to see the pics...
I WANT TO SEE!!!!

Listen here Helen Keller!......Register as a member at MCM and enjoy the view!

O's Fan Rich
08-20-2009, 12:00 PM
Some people need to see how things work:
http://www.littlegreenmagazine.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/LG_combine.gif

Egon Spengler
08-20-2009, 12:00 PM
Listen, I registered and get e-mails from them, but I can't sign in!!! It never lets me sign in with my user name and password! Otherwise I would!!!!!!!!!

There's no law that says you can't be on both sites.

O's Fan Rich
08-20-2009, 12:01 PM
ome of the newer combines are different but they all operate basically the same. When ears of corn or cut grain enters the combine paddles on a chain (1) bring it up to the cylinder which is a large spinning cylinder covered with rough steel bars. There it is rubbed between itself and the concave(2). Most of the grain along with some chaff fall through the onto the front of the grain shoe augers(6) which take the material to the front of the chaffer. Anything that doesn't fall through the small holes in the concave, like cobs, are sent out the back of the cylinder where the beater(3) helps to throw them onto the straw walkers(4). The walkers move back and forth to shake any grain that might be left in the straw or stalks down where it falls onto the back of the shoe augers. The back shoe augers send this small material forward where it drops it on the front of the chaffer(7). The chaffer shakes back and forth while the fan blows air through it sending small, light pieces of stalk or cob out the back. Heavier material like grain fall through the chaffer onto the sieve. The clean grain that falls through the sieve is sent by an elevator into the grain tank on top of the combine. Anything that makes it through the chaffer but not the sieve is sent by another elevator back to the front of the combine where it goes through the whole process again.

Joe Walsh
08-20-2009, 12:02 PM
They are definitely combining somethin' in that there combine!

O's Fan Rich
08-20-2009, 12:02 PM
http://tourdirector.smugmug.com/photos/27626974_cQf63-L.jpg

Size relationship shot. Impressive.
GPS navigation to keep her straight!

O's Fan Rich
08-20-2009, 12:05 PM
Case makes some real nice units also.
Combines are intricate machines, so when shopping for one, make sure you're dealing with someone you can trust and rely on.
If the Combine don't work.... you lose.
http://www.fatcow.com.au/odin/images/218621/New-Combine-Range-Offers-the-Right-Machine-for-Every-Operation.jpg

Joe Walsh
08-20-2009, 12:09 PM
This thread is a wreck!

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/combine.jpg

Joe Walsh
08-20-2009, 12:09 PM
Case makes some real nice units also.
Combines are intricate machines, so when shopping for one, make sure you're dealing with someone you can trust and rely on.
If the Combine don't work.... you lose.
http://www.fatcow.com.au/odin/images/218621/New-Combine-Range-Offers-the-Right-Machine-for-Every-Operation.jpg

And don't be stickin' your hand in there!

Phrog_gunner
08-20-2009, 12:22 PM
I wonder if you can trade in a combine for $4500 as a clunker.

Black Dynamite
08-20-2009, 01:03 PM
I wonder if you can trade in a combine for $4500 as a clunker.


Yes, but only if the new combine gets 18 mpg:lol:

Bluerauder
08-20-2009, 01:08 PM
.... me and Joe Walsh can moderate it. :confused:

Something about a Fox guarding the henhouse. :tigger: :chicken: :food:

Blk Mamba
08-21-2009, 12:56 AM
I was traveling out west, near the Mont. border, years ago, and passed a string of tractor trailers with combines on them, must have been 20 of them. They do nothing but harvest large grain farms in the fall, what a sight.

martyo
08-21-2009, 01:32 AM
I like to combine chocolate syrup and milk.

Does that count?

Bosco FTW!!!!!

a_d_a_m
08-21-2009, 01:36 AM
I like to combine wings and beer...in my belly.

justbob
08-21-2009, 06:08 AM
I like to combine bolagna and crunchy peanut butter.

xopher
08-21-2009, 12:30 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh118/xopherwhite/farming.jpg