Embassy
09-14-2009, 08:18 AM
A Kentucky State trooper pulled a car over on I-75 about 2
miles North of the Tennessee/Kentucky State line. When the
trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver
said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to
Zanesville , Ohio to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He
didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and
asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then
he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he
could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got
5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was
juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car..
A drunken good ole' 'bubba' from Kentucky got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened
the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my a## to jail, cause
there ain't no freakin' way I can pass that test.
miles North of the Tennessee/Kentucky State line. When the
trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver
said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to
Zanesville , Ohio to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He
didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and
asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then
he wouldn't give him a ticket.
He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and
didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he
could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got
5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was
juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car..
A drunken good ole' 'bubba' from Kentucky got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear
door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened
the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my a## to jail, cause
there ain't no freakin' way I can pass that test.