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Motorhead350
09-28-2009, 02:49 PM
I don't know what to do with him. He's gotta be less than six months old and is already house broken.

I found him when I went to a friends house on the other side of the city. He was walking around on the sidewalk and a group of people asked me if I wanted him. They said he has been walking around for weeks and no one wants him.

He's very nice, playful, but I think he's making my eyes water, itch and my nose stuffy. :( I'll give him another few days, but I think I gotta give him away.

I named him Milo from that movie Milo and Otis.

W4LTD
09-28-2009, 02:59 PM
I'll take him, just let me know the shipping cost to Florida...

fastblackmerc
09-28-2009, 03:09 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


Cats, the other white meat.

offroadkarter
09-28-2009, 03:19 PM
start taking some nasal spray and your allergy's will go away

Bigdogjim
09-28-2009, 03:28 PM
Contact the local animal shelter:)

Phrog_gunner
09-28-2009, 03:48 PM
If the previous deals don't go through, I will buy him. Mail him to dakslim's house and send me the bill.

bigmerc'03
09-28-2009, 04:03 PM
WOW!!!!!! theres alot of comedians in this room......

RoyLPita
09-28-2009, 04:30 PM
Congrats on your find, Dom. Allergy medicine will make you better and you can keep him, too.

guspech750
09-28-2009, 05:28 PM
i know a great chineese restraunt that will saute him!:flamer:

Green96
09-28-2009, 05:30 PM
My wife take zyrtec for her allergies. We have 3 cats, and she is fine. Keep it.

offroadkarter
09-28-2009, 05:33 PM
My wife take zyrtec for her allergies. We have 3 cats, and she is fine. Keep it.


thats what i used to take... I took it for probably a year until it started wearing off... I realized that when I couldn't breathe thru my nose and my sight was like looking thru a glass of water from being around horses for over an hour....




Now i snort my meds! :D



Dom, FYI if you keep the cat around enough, your immune system will kick in eventually. I used to be allergic to cats, somewhere around 7th grade that went away... now i'm fine around cats... Dont the allergy's be the deciding factor

LANDY
09-28-2009, 05:34 PM
i hope you didnt put Milo in the MM. that would be a crime in my book.

LANDY
09-28-2009, 05:39 PM
buy the way i want a STAFFY. can you find one? if so , ship it

Hadamustang1
09-28-2009, 05:46 PM
Dom...finely geting some *****..

LANDY
09-28-2009, 05:51 PM
Dom...finely geting some *****..
..............:lol:

Green96
09-28-2009, 06:50 PM
Dom...finely geting some *****..

I was waiting on someone to go there.

Ladyhawke
09-28-2009, 06:56 PM
He's a cute little kitty. Please don't give him up to a shelter.

Donny Carlson
09-28-2009, 06:58 PM
Keep him. You were meant for each other, else why did he pick you?

LANDY
09-28-2009, 07:05 PM
You were meant for each other, else why did he pick you?
you sound like my crazy ex-girlfriend.:shake:

Donny Carlson
09-28-2009, 07:10 PM
you sound like my crazy ex-girlfriend.:shake:

Shhhhh! I'm trying to talk him into keeping the cat! ;)

Motorhead350
09-28-2009, 07:58 PM
i hope you didnt put Milo in the MM. that would be a crime in my book.

I did, but my girlfriend held onto him the whole time so he wouldn't mess up my seats. I had to get him home.

Finally got some *****??? I almost peed myself laughing on that one! :rofl:

Looks like he is staying. My girlfriend already bought him products includding a colar with his name and my GFs number. Oh boy... this could get strange.

Donny Carlson
09-28-2009, 08:41 PM
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/8/9/4/1/1/ar118835812211498.jpg

Motorhead350
09-28-2009, 09:19 PM
Donny where do you find those pics? Or can you find the MCM thread that tuned into one full of cats? I can't find it.

LIGHTNIN1
09-28-2009, 10:21 PM
I hear Joan Jett is looking for a cat.

Motorhead350
09-28-2009, 11:27 PM
I hear Joan Jett is looking for a cat.

I think she is always looking for a little *****. :P

DOOM
09-28-2009, 11:42 PM
If the previous deals don't go through, I will buy him. Mail him to dakslim's house and send me the bill.

:laugh: :rofl:

Benwin
09-29-2009, 12:25 AM
Donny where do you find those pics? Or can you find the MCM thread that tuned into one full of cats? I can't find it.


Dom - http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Yes, it's real. Yes it's legit. Yes it's safe for work.

It's full of cute kitties and other animals... a couple hundred pages or so.

Blk Mamba
09-29-2009, 12:38 AM
We have three orange cats, Mel, Milo, & Otis, if you can think of a better name I'll take him. (is he fixed?)

RoyLPita
09-29-2009, 04:16 AM
I have gold tabby also and his name is Pumpkin.

Motorhead350
09-29-2009, 07:24 AM
We have three orange cats, Mel, Milo, & Otis, if you can think of a better name I'll take him. (is he fixed?)

Nope. He's not broken. ;)

Blk Mamba
09-29-2009, 10:49 AM
Name him Morris, and bring him to me.

Leadfoot281
09-29-2009, 12:17 PM
Cats are cool.

I have a cat named, "GET OFF THE :censor:ING COUNTER!'

Donny Carlson
09-29-2009, 06:33 PM
Dom, you and your GF should check out Fark.Com on Saturdays. There's always a story that starts Caturday where people post up pictures of their cats with funny captions. Way more entertaining than LOL Cats.

Motorhead350
09-30-2009, 11:52 PM
I think I have to give him away. I'm just not home enough and I don't want him lonely.

Anyone PM me if you are interested. I would prefer to drive him to you than ship him.

Let me know.

bigmerc'03
10-01-2009, 02:00 AM
dude thats what cats like to be home alone 23 hours of sleep and 1 hour to eat

RoyLPita
10-01-2009, 05:23 AM
Remember this:
"Dogs have owners. Cats have Staff."

Your cat will not be lonely if he has the run of the house.

Blk Mamba
10-09-2009, 08:05 PM
well did you keep him?

justbob
10-09-2009, 10:18 PM
My two cats are awesome! Tom and Monster. Keep the cat Dom, they require almost nothing and really could care less if your not home for days at a time.

crispy23c
10-09-2009, 10:40 PM
Okay, as a former dog owner (she passed) and present cat owner, I will tell you: If she/he came to you, it probably picked you.
Remember, your new owner will be good to you, just make sure you feed it. It won't mind if you're gone. After all, it's the cat's house now! :D

Motorhead350
10-09-2009, 10:52 PM
well did you keep him?

I can't seem to get rid of him. No one wants him.

MM03MOK
10-10-2009, 04:49 AM
Keep the kitty, Dom.

DOG DIARY:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride!. My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Chased my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:

Day 1,983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Sons of b!tch3s!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. She is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. She is obviously retarded.

ntd
10-10-2009, 06:24 AM
Keep the kitty, Dom.

DOG DIARY:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride!. My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Chased my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:

Day 1,983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Sons of b!tch3s!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. She is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. She is obviously retarded.

:lol: having cats and dogs you are right on Dom keep the cat they don't need alot of attention really they only want you to be home to feed them then they would prefer you would leave

Ladyhawke
10-10-2009, 05:57 PM
I think I have to give him away. I'm just not home enough and I don't want him lonely.

Anyone PM me if you are interested. I would prefer to drive him to you than ship him.

Let me know.

Let him play with your turtle.

LIGHTNIN1
10-11-2009, 08:31 AM
Before long you will have more cats or maybe a new dog. People dump them off and they keep coming.

Motorhead350
10-11-2009, 01:07 PM
Let him play with your turtle.

That's the problem. He is too close to them at times plus he is scratching my Marshall amps. I am starting to like him so he needs to go!

Haggis
10-11-2009, 02:43 PM
That's the problem. He is too close to them at times plus he is scratching my Marshall amps. I am starting to like him so he needs to go!

"I will love him and squeeze him and call him George."

GreekGod
10-11-2009, 05:32 PM
We have three orange cats, Mel, Milo, & Otis, if you can think of a better name I'll take him. (is he fixed?)

In England, they are known as Marmalade tabbies.

re:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_%28The_Marmalade_Cat%2 9

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Blk Mamba
10-11-2009, 06:33 PM
Orlando, thats a good name, I'll have to remember that one, probably look into the books for the grand children.