New nick name for sis-in-law! [Archive] - MercuryMarauder.net Forums

RacerX

10-01-2009, 06:32 PM

My sister in law lives 100ft away! So she is always just coming right over and walking right in. My new nick name ( thanks to timing issues!) is KR! Knock Retard! :-)

FordNut

10-01-2009, 06:38 PM

Solution: an embarrasing moment. Sit around on the sofa watching the tube in your tighty-whiteys. When she barges in on you, she'll start knocking!

-Matt-

10-01-2009, 06:44 PM

Or just start walking around naked

hot-rauder

10-01-2009, 06:51 PM

Or just start walking around naked

Start?....

what if we already do?

RacerX

10-01-2009, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately, out of the kindness of my heart (ok, wifes idea!) she moved here from Georgia (third divorce!) with her three kids and stayed with my wife, myself and my three kids for seven months, then moved right down the street where she can wave to me every time I go to work. She's seen boxers with the early morning rise and it didn't phase her... Nick name is about all I can do!

ImpalaSlayer

10-01-2009, 07:06 PM

She's seen boxers with the early morning rise and it didn't phase her...

ive never herd that one b4 LOL!

Cobra25

10-01-2009, 07:18 PM

:hmmm: If you find her a boy friend maybe she won't have the time to come over as much.:2thumbs:

RacerX

10-01-2009, 08:17 PM

I couldn't live with myself doing that to a fellow brother! Then again... I could set up someone that owns a hemi! :-) cmon, 35yo, 3rd divorce, 3 kids! Hard to set that up with your worst enemy! Cute! But a vampire!!!

LIGHTNIN1

10-01-2009, 10:26 PM

There's probably some dude out there that would fit right in.Happens all the time. We had a woman at work that made a hobby out of getting married. 6 times by 50.

rayjay

10-02-2009, 01:38 AM

Hey I resemble that remark. Three time loser here too... Well, I've been with #3 for almost 21 years so I guess I finally got right. :cool:

Cobra25

10-02-2009, 04:36 AM

Maybe being the *Good brother in law that you are* you could do her a favor by putting her in a local dating site. After all you wouldn't want her to get lonely ! :cool4:
I couldn't live with myself doing that to a fellow brother! Then again... I could set up someone that owns a hemi! :-) cmon, 35yo, 3rd divorce, 3 kids! Hard to set that up with your worst enemy! Cute! But a vampire!!!

FordNut

10-02-2009, 05:54 AM

Hey I resemble that remark. Three time loser here too... Well, I've been with #3 for almost 21 years so I guess I finally got right. :cool:

Same here. 15 years with #3 so far. Determination to get it right no matter how many times it takes!

RacerX

10-02-2009, 06:04 AM

I was very close to getting a shovel and bag of lime! At least she finally got a job after three months of living with us and started paying rent... $50 evry other week. Hmmm... Then there's the time my neice turned 10 and mommy had gone out and got drunk the night before so I brought her to the store and bought her bags of presents...

RoyLPita

10-02-2009, 07:05 AM

With 3 children and 3 divorces, was there a child born per each marriage?

gja

10-02-2009, 07:08 AM

Sorry guys, love you like brothers, but:

1st time = honest mistake
2nd time = over-optimism
3rd time = just plain stubborn
Anything over 3 times is just plain learning disabled.

Cobra25

10-02-2009, 10:22 AM

Hay Brian your single, how about lending our brother a hand ! :wasntme:
With 3 children and 3 divorces, was there a child born per each marriage?

RoyLPita

10-02-2009, 10:57 AM

Hay Brian your single, how about lending our brother a hand ! :wasntme:

Don't go there. You know long distance relationships never work out.

fastblackmerc

10-02-2009, 11:00 AM

LOWBUCKMM

10-02-2009, 03:58 PM

Sorry guys, love you like brothers, but:

1st time = honest mistake
2nd time = over-optimism
3rd time = just plain stubborn
Anything over 3 times is just plain learning disabled.

^^^^^thats a good one.