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-Matt-
10-02-2009, 06:28 PM
Came home from a 2 week vacation and found this:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/xxshowstoppaxx/downsized_0926090811.jpg


:(:(:(:(:(:(
ImpalaSlayer
10-02-2009, 06:35 PM
buy your self a saiga-12. no more birds lol
UncleLar
10-02-2009, 06:38 PM
Your not supposed to park under birds.
Joe Walsh
10-02-2009, 06:42 PM
UFB!!!

2 words --> Car Cover!
dakslim
10-02-2009, 07:12 PM
Came home from a 2 week vacation and found this:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/xxshowstoppaxx/downsized_0926090811.jpg


:(:(:(:(:(:(

I guess it's true everything IS big in Texas.:argue:
-Matt-
10-02-2009, 07:15 PM
Yeah its like a flock of teradactols flew over!
ChiTownMaraud3r
10-02-2009, 07:37 PM
What's even worse is, what if they did this the first day you were gone, and the car sat under the sun with the crap on it for 2 weeks!!
TAKEDOWN
10-02-2009, 07:46 PM
I hope the acid in their poopie didn't damage your clear coat!
-Matt-
10-02-2009, 07:48 PM
What's even worse is, what if they did this the first day you were gone, and the car sat under the sun with the crap on it for 2 weeks!!


It cleaned of fine and now has a fresh coat of wax on her.
TAKEDOWN
10-02-2009, 07:56 PM
Phew... I was beginning to worry!
-Matt-
10-02-2009, 07:57 PM
yeah me too!
ginson3
10-02-2009, 08:01 PM
Oh Sh....................
megaforcer
10-02-2009, 08:33 PM
Man that's nothing. They bombarded my old mark VIII in Key West.

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx296/megaforcer/dump01.jpg

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx296/megaforcer/dump02.jpg
Black_Noise
10-03-2009, 10:59 AM
jebus...... you guys got problems.

Id be going it and randomly shooting the 12 gauge up into trees tops to thin down the heerd
LeoVampire
10-03-2009, 11:17 AM
You need to saty away from tree's and powerline's with your car's no doubt there.
I think it is time to invest in a car cover that is for sure. Could have ruind your clearcoat big time.
marauder_dallas
10-03-2009, 11:24 AM
what do birds eat these days *** c k....
Blackmobile
10-03-2009, 04:00 PM
This might put a smile on your mug...

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/KteP6k1wg94/default.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KteP6k1wg94)
marauder_dallas
10-03-2009, 04:17 PM
this might put a smile on your mug...

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/ktep6k1wg94/default.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktep6k1wg94)

****ing funny sh i t...
UncleLar
10-03-2009, 04:38 PM
How about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdcGSRHaaY
-Matt-
10-03-2009, 04:41 PM
How about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdcGSRHaaY

I wish my rauder could do that
Blackmobile
10-03-2009, 05:05 PM
How about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdcGSRHaaY

ROFLMAO :rofl:
guspech750
10-03-2009, 06:42 PM
:DWell....The spots could be from two possibilities. The spots could be from a flock of birds or..........and I am thinking this is more inline. Your neighbors are porn stars and shot a few movies while you were gone and were using your car as a prop.:D
LIGHTNIN1
10-03-2009, 06:50 PM
I hope the acid in their poopie didn't damage your clear coat!

Takedown
The Texas Dept. of Bird Poop has certified that Texas bird poop is acid free and ok for Mercurys. Hee Hee.
megaforcer
10-03-2009, 07:01 PM
what do birds eat these days *** c k....

Campbell Chunky :D
Hooptie
10-03-2009, 07:17 PM
Need some Alka-Seltzer. :D
Vortex
10-03-2009, 08:13 PM
Did you know some idiot actually imported those damn grackles from England about 100 years ago?
-Matt-
10-03-2009, 08:47 PM
Did you know some idiot actually imported those damn grackles from England about 100 years ago?

I hate that guy
justbob
10-04-2009, 09:24 AM
Man that's nothing. They bombarded my old mark VIII in Key West.

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx296/megaforcer/dump01.jpg

http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx296/megaforcer/dump02.jpg
Thats just not right.
UncleLar
10-04-2009, 01:22 PM
Them damn things in FL crap almost as much as my Great Danes did!