PDA

View Full Version : Usrsf


SC Cheesehead
10-08-2009, 02:15 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
LIGHTNIN1
10-08-2009, 03:13 PM
Funny stuff. I have a couple weeks off ,where do you sign up? That gun will make some of those bad boys dance.
TiTo35
10-08-2009, 03:15 PM
I think the problem maybe solved by now...who really hates beer AND Jesus?!?!?
jgc61sr2002
10-08-2009, 03:37 PM
:D :rofl: :laugh: :lol:
LANDY
10-08-2009, 03:38 PM
hey, i can be the only Cuban there.
where do i try out?
i can really use a gun like that. sexy!
Krytin
10-08-2009, 03:46 PM
:laugh:
:lol:That's too much - #'s 3 & 5 are killing me!!:fishslap:
Cheeseheadbob
10-09-2009, 07:06 AM
6. Shoot anything that DOES NOT have a mullet
justbob
10-09-2009, 07:13 AM
Thats a sweet mullet! Reminds me of, nevermind.
Haggis
10-09-2009, 08:44 AM
Thats a sweet mullet! Reminds me of, nevermind.

...CBT.

There I finshed your sentence.
dakslim
10-09-2009, 08:46 AM
Their unit song could be "dueling banjos".:D
DOOM
10-09-2009, 08:53 AM
Funniest s#!t i have read all day!
:lol:
:laugh:
:rofl:
Bigdogjim
10-09-2009, 10:31 AM
I think we should go for it:) :up:
justbob
10-09-2009, 10:53 AM
...CBT.

There I finshed your sentence.
Well I was trying to be nice.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/Casey-1-2.jpg
SC Cheesehead
10-09-2009, 12:35 PM
I think we should go for it:) :up:

I'm up for it, always wanted me a big 'ol gun like that.

Oops, sorry...Now everybody, repeat after me, "This is my rifle, this is my gun; one is for killing, the other for fun."
SILVERSURFER03
10-09-2009, 01:12 PM
well i was trying to be nice.
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/casey-1-2.jpg
hey i know that redneck booooooohahaha
PRCARGUY
10-09-2009, 05:14 PM
Funniest s#!t i have read all day!
:lol:
:laugh:
:rofl:
:D Same here!
JUST 1BULLITT
10-09-2009, 05:19 PM
"Get ER DONE!~!" :lol: