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CBT
10-19-2009, 08:57 AM
If not, I am definitely moving there!!


MOUNT HOLLY, NJ -- A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all.

As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey. (Hey baby, graze here often? What's your sign? Nevermind I see it, Triple Z Ranch.)

Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.

During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.

According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.

Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows.

"I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges.

"This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."

Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls.
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justbob
10-19-2009, 09:01 AM
Could you only imagine the embarrassment?
Pops
10-19-2009, 09:02 AM
:eek::eek::eek::shake::shake:: shake::censor::censor::censor: :(
SILVERSURFER03
10-19-2009, 09:08 AM
Wtf now thats really really really stupid
offroadkarter
10-19-2009, 09:10 AM
we have cows in new jersey?

fat women yes.... but...
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 09:17 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "Chewing the cud"

Time to MOOOOve on!
Haggis
10-19-2009, 09:29 AM
Talk about letting the cream rise to the top. :lol:
CBT
10-19-2009, 09:40 AM
You guys are cracking jokes, I asked a serious question. If my car fails emissions, how would I get out to the pastures? Hoof it? Haaaaaaaa.....
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 09:46 AM
The loser was hoping that the local farmers have a; "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy.
He claimed that he was Bi-Bovine....Guernseys and Holsteins...to the Judge's utter dismay!
Haggis
10-19-2009, 09:49 AM
No wonder global warming has been blamed on methane due to cows farting, it is all that extra protein in their diet.
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 09:53 AM
No wonder global warming has been blamed on methane due to cows farting, it is all that extra protein in their diet.

:puke:

:puke:

There were no cameras allowed in the courtroom, as the judge was afraid that the defendant was milking the trial for publicity.
Pops
10-19-2009, 09:57 AM
:puke:

:puke:

There were no cameras allowed in the courtroom, as the judge was afraid that the defendant was milking the trial for publicity.

Only you could think this one up Joe!:shake:
CBT
10-19-2009, 09:57 AM
You guys are udder-ly disgusting.

So if I leave the cow a 20 on the nightstand, is that just considered cow tipping?
Pops
10-19-2009, 10:02 AM
You guys are udder-ly disgusting.

So if I leave the cow a 20 on the nightstand, is that just considered cow tipping?:flamer::flamer::flame r::shake::shake::shake:
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 10:04 AM
you guys are udder-ly disgusting.

So if i leave the cow a 20 on the nightstand, is that just considered cow tipping?

.....:lol:
Phrog_gunner
10-19-2009, 10:08 AM
What's the age of consent for cows? I don't want to be accused of bovaphilia.
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 10:09 AM
While attempting to plea bargain, the defendant was called into chambers for a "teat-a-teat" with the judge.
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 10:13 AM
What's the age of consent for cows? I don't want to be accused of bovaphilia.

Then would it be called 'Calfophilia'?
CBT
10-19-2009, 10:41 AM
Does anyone have a trunk organizer for sale? My normal sized rape kit takes up enough room as it is, can't imagine what else I'll need for 4 legged prey.
Joe Walsh
10-19-2009, 10:50 AM
does anyone have a trunk organizer for sale?
My normal sized rape kit takes up enough room as it is, can't imagine what else i'll need for 4 legged prey.

Lots of duct tape!
Pops
10-19-2009, 11:02 AM
This reminds me of the shoutbox and doomies MIDGETS!:rolleyes:
Haggis
10-19-2009, 11:10 AM
Then would it be called 'Calfophilia'?

Is that were California got its name from?
ImpalaSlayer
10-19-2009, 01:05 PM
CBT has many of these boxes
http://www.guitarsandaudio.com/extras/shite/40lb-box-rape-demotivational-posters.jpg