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offroadkarter
11-29-2009, 03:34 PM
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281659




I have nothing to say
ImpalaSlayer
11-29-2009, 03:45 PM
:rofl: :laugh:

man that first pic made me LOL
4play
11-29-2009, 03:56 PM
that motor is done....
MrBluGruv
11-29-2009, 04:03 PM
epic, EPIC, failure...
J-MAN
11-29-2009, 04:14 PM
Uh...Uh...never mind.
a_d_a_m
11-29-2009, 04:22 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/3591659494_5c03c6b3ff.jpg
Phrog_gunner
11-29-2009, 04:22 PM
I knew there was something I forgot to do....
twin03
11-29-2009, 04:43 PM
Hot damn.......That guy must have a p@$$y too. I knew a female friend did that to a Caprice once....
justbob
11-29-2009, 05:02 PM
Amazing the loose particles from the sludge they attempted to remove didn't clog the oil pump in two minutes flat...
offroadkarter
11-29-2009, 05:46 PM
that motor is done....


nope actually it still runs :P

thats german engineering for ya!
ChiTownMaraud3r
11-29-2009, 06:03 PM
I want a bimmer.
LOWBUCKMM
11-29-2009, 06:38 PM
wow!! FAIL!!
AConvertedChevy
11-29-2009, 06:45 PM
mother of god....
Spectragod
11-29-2009, 07:13 PM
The ultimate driving mach....... oh wait, nevermind. :laugh:
dohc324ci
11-29-2009, 08:01 PM
goodness gracious...and it still runs wt?
TAKEDOWN
11-29-2009, 08:03 PM
Very ignorant on his part, but also very lucky to have friends to help him out!
Mr. Man
11-29-2009, 09:00 PM
I can remember when BMW's were quirky little cars(2002's, isettas, coupes, 507's etc) that only a handful of enthusiasts truly cared about. Then some schmuck in Germany decided they should sell these cars to the yuppies and imho everything went to crap. Here is a car that is so much more capable than most of the people who drive them, and these numb-nuts prove my point. Its a shame really that BMW sold out.
offroadkarter
11-29-2009, 09:09 PM
I can remember when BMW's were quirky little cars(2002's, isettas, coupes, 507's etc) that only a handful of enthusiasts truly cared about. Then some schmuck in Germany decided they should sell these cars to the yuppies and imho everything went to crap. Here is a car that is so much more capable than most of the people who drive them, and these numb-nuts prove my point. Its a shame really that BMW sold out.



whats so specail about a 3 series? My friend had one and it was a piece of junk... until his brother rolled it over, then it was a piece of scrap :D

the new M series line up is for sure a good line up... I love the new M3 and the previous M3... Same with the current M5 and past two M5's
252life
11-29-2009, 09:52 PM
It was kind of funny reading the sugestions like running ATF fluid or diesel through the engine or some other miracle fluid, to clean it out.
Thats just a recipe for disaster if you ask me, if the oil passages get clogged up.

The Germans actually have a good solution for cleaning inside the engine.
It's manufactued by Bilstein it's an Engine Flush machine.

http://www.karlstadsdacktjanst.se/bilder/engine%20flush.gif
n00bkiller944
11-29-2009, 11:10 PM
Holy engine sludge batman!!!! WTF?
Glockafella
11-29-2009, 11:16 PM
Geez guys, you know a little Seafoam will clear that right up...DUH!
Glockafella
11-29-2009, 11:18 PM
My friend in High School had a little 4X4 Nissan truck that ended up like that...he used to go mudding in it all the time...his parent would give him $ for oil changes and he would blow it on something dumb...We ended up putting a new motor in it, it was exactly like that...MUD!
Glockafella
11-29-2009, 11:25 PM
I take it back, thats beyond MUD, that be VARNISH!
STRAN
11-30-2009, 01:06 AM
insane, I would have closed it up and not bothered. just change the filter and oil, run it till it drops, all the while saving up cash to replace it.
mrjones
11-30-2009, 07:59 AM
Surely we have at least one person on the board here that knows you should use KEROSENE in that engine, right?
Bluerauder
11-30-2009, 08:19 AM
Wanna bet that his mommy still ties his shoes, too. :rolleyes:

HERE'S YOUR SIGN.

60K between oil changes is pretty standard for Hondas, BMWs and Toyotas isn't it? :rofl:
Egon Spengler
11-30-2009, 09:09 AM
Typical BMW driver...
Mr. Man
11-30-2009, 02:06 PM
whats so specail about a 3 series? My friend had one and it was a piece of junk... until his brother rolled it over, then it was a piece of scrap :D

the new M series line up is for sure a good line up... I love the new M3 and the previous M3... Same with the current M5 and past two M5's

Basically Ryan you proved my point. It takes some real talent to roll a BMW
offroadkarter
11-30-2009, 04:01 PM
Basically Ryan you proved my point. It takes some real talent to roll a BMW


Or a drunk driver at 2am on a wet road doing 100mph around a turn...




:P
Black_Noise
11-30-2009, 05:56 PM
what kind of excuss could there even be for going 60k?

Ive heard of going 10k cause of being lazy, but 60? (and im talking the normal 3k oil)
Mr. Man
11-30-2009, 06:28 PM
Or a drunk driver at 2am on a wet road doing 100mph around a turn...




:P

Like I said Ryan your friend is the poster child for my original point. Capable car, incapable driver.
Stoneblue
11-30-2009, 06:28 PM
If you don't think a BMW M5 can fly...
http://jalopnik.com/349540/flying-bmw-crashes-and-kills-occupants-darwin-wins
offroadkarter
12-01-2009, 04:01 PM
If you don't think a BMW M5 can fly...
http://jalopnik.com/349540/flying-bmw-crashes-and-kills-occupants-darwin-wins


I remember that! The driver was actually on one of the M5 boards, posting about his car... Someone said he's gonna end up killing himself driving it... and well, what you posted happened a week later :eek: