Let me see if I understand this.

[Mike Poore]

Those wonderful cars from General Motors that Howie Long is on the TeeVee howling about? You know, the ones that are so much better than Fords, because they have ONSTAR?

Well, how come a famous sports figure runs over a fire hydrant, and crashes into a tree with enough force to knock him unconscious and send him to the hospital for treatment, and (1) the airbag didn't deploy, (2) a neighbor had to call fire & rescue (because ONSTAR failed) and, (3) his wife had to bust out a window with a golf club to unlock the car to get him out. (BTW, it was an Escalade, not a Buick, said famous sports star hawks)

Oh, yeah, Howie, I'm gonna sell my Ford product and buy one from General Motors,...NOT! :rolleyes:

Something the story re-enforces, though.....don't never, ever, tell an investigating agency, anything, ever.

Let them talk to your attorney...ask any attorney, or Martha Stewart. ;)

[FordNut]

I hear ya on the airbags and onstar, but the injuries and broken windows are likely related so something besides the crash... As in his wife found out about the other women and was trying to beat him with the golf club, he tried to get away and crashed because he was paying more attention to her beating the windows out than to where he was driving.

[Joe Walsh]

I hear ya on the airbags and onstar, but the injuries and broken windows are likely related so something besides the crash... As in his wife found out about the other women and was trying to beat him with the golf club, he tried to get away and crashed because he was paying more attention to her beating the windows out than to where he was driving.


BINGO!!!

We have a winner!

BTW: I'd be willing to bet that those facial cuts and concussion were also caused by betrayed wife wielding a 2 iron.

[SC Cheesehead]

BINGO!!!

We have a winner!

BTW: I'd be willing to bet that those facial cuts and concussion were also caused by betrayed wife wielding a 2 iron.

Yep, I'm with you. Hadda be a 2 iron. Nobody can hit a 1 iron...;)

[SILVERSURFER03]

i hear ya on the airbags and onstar, but the injuries and broken windows are likely related so something besides the crash... As in his wife found out about the other women and was trying to beat him with the golf club, he tried to get away and crashed because he was paying more attention to her beating the windows out than to where he was driving.

true that..... Thats what i've been thinking from the start ..

[Mike Poore]

BINGO!!!

We have a winner!

BTW: I'd be willing to bet that those facial cuts and concussion were also caused by betrayed wife wielding a 2 iron.

Angry wife? Oh, good lord, I didn't hear that. :eek:

There's another lesson for us. :o

[Hotrauder]

Is it true that men need a tripod because they have round heels? Or is that backasswards? Perhaps it is true that all my heros are cowboys? Dennis:o

[Vortex]

Ill bet automatic notification of onstar is related to airbag deployment and from what I read he wasnt going fast enough to deploy the airbags. All things considered above though, I would gladly trade places with the guy.

[Haggis]

BINGO!!!

We have a winner!

BTW: I'd be willing to bet that those facial cuts and concussion were also caused by betrayed wife wielding a 2 iron.

I heard it was a 5 iron.

[merc]

Tiger's new yacht

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/tiger-woods-yacht.jpg

[Paul T. Casey]

Yep, I'm with you. Hadda be a 2 iron. Nobody can hit a 1 iron...;)

Not true, usually the best club in my bag. Guess I got it all over Tiger. I can drive a golf ball, and a car!! Sad state of affairs though. I kinda liked his squeaky clean image. At least John Daly was somewhat honest about his life.

[SC Cheesehead]

Tiger's new yacht



:lol: Gotta love it!

[O's Fan Rich]

BINGO!!!

We have a winner!

BTW: I'd be willing to bet that those facial cuts and concussion were also caused by betrayed wife wielding a 2 iron.

Do they really get that mad just because a guy dingles his woowoo elsewhere?

[AConvertedChevy]

i would have gone with the sand wedge on this one.....

[Bluerauder]

i would have gone with the sand wedge on this one.....

I thought that the "Officially Sanctioned Carrie Underwood Treatment" required a Louisville Slugger. After this incident .... I suspect there will be an updated version of the song. ;)

[pantheroc]

Wonder if she made par hitting his balls out of the rough?

[SC Cheesehead]

Wonder if she made par hitting his balls out of the rough?


:eek: ------------> http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/08/FacesOfPainNew_face.jpg

[Joe Walsh]

Wonder if she made par hitting his balls out of the rough?

LMAO!....:rofl:

Depending on the quality of the pre-nup....she may already OWN his balls!

[mcb26]

At least John Daly was somewhat honest about his life.

What he can remember of it anyway.:rolleyes:

[Joe Walsh]

Tiger's 2009 Holiday card:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/TigersHolidayCard.jpg


BTW: Looks like a 9 iron to me!

[Glenn]

You guys don't understand the financial advantage a women in this position sees when see marries a celebrity. One child and 3 years = 10-20 million $, two kids and 5 years = 30-40 million $. This is a financial payday for many women. They know sooner or later the guy's going to cheat on them - it is just a matter of time. So payday is coming for someone. But, if she is smart she will re-negotiate her pre-nup and increase it to $100 million and Tiger will gladly sign it to get out of any more heat. Then in a year or so Tiger will throw in the towel and someone is 100 million $ richer. Life goes on -- and guys never learn and so is human nature.

Glenn

[Phrog_gunner]

That's the F-ing he gets for the F-ing he got!!!!

And fwiw, onstar requires a subscription after like the first year?, maybe he spent that money on extra latex "club covers" instead of onstar.

[SC Cheesehead]

That's the F-ing he gets for the F-ing he got!!!!

And fwiw, onstar requires a subscription after like the first year?, maybe he spent that money on extra latex "club covers" instead of onstar.

:rofl:

"Ah, er, ummm, well you see, honey, they're for when I play in the rain; keeps the clubs dry, yeah, that's the ticket!"

[Big Black Beast]

Gee, I hope ha can afford the fine for the careless driving citation.:rolleyes:

[Bigdogjim]

Difference between a golf ball and a Escalade......

























Tiger can drive a golf ball:rofl:

[Rocknthehawk]

yep...

tigers putting is better than his driving.

[Pat]

I hear ya on the airbags and onstar, but the injuries and broken windows are likely related so something besides the crash... As in his wife found out about the other women and was trying to beat him with the golf club, he tried to get away and crashed because he was paying more attention to her beating the windows out than to where he was driving.


That's the way I read it.

[CWright]

God gave man two heads. He just did not give us enough blood to fill em both up at the same time.:D

[Marauderman]

Yeah--reading everyone response to this is very funny and no doubt more truth than fiction.....but you still gotta ask yourself...........

Why would any man go elsewhere when you have a wife like that.........

It seems when you have more money than you know what to do with it or feel that you do , you become a self-convinced that you can do just about anything and get away with it.........uh...that seem a bit familiar to another guy who is ...uh...serving time right now.......but still...back to my question above------Really!!!!

[f250dude302]

Maybe she wouldn't let him PIIHB?

[Joe Walsh]

Maybe she wouldn't let him PIIHB?

Could be....Tiger always liked the 'back 9' better!

[Bluerauder]

Why would any man go elsewhere when you have a wife like that.........

Could be that she was rationing out his "Tee Times" or she had let the course get overrun with weeds and sand traps.

[Marauderman]

Could be that she was rationing out his "Tee Times" or she had let the course get overrun with weeds and sand traps.

More a case of him thinking his money can take care of hiding this kinda stuff..wow was he ever wrong--like I said--reminds you of someone else --right?