'Scuse me while I whip this out.

[CBT]

This is the GBU-57 A/B.
18250
31,862 pounds of "Go **** yourself, Osama!" 18% of this things weight is explosives. That's a lot of bang for the buck. Like 2 for 1 night at any strip club in TJ. But keep 20 bucks in your shoe for the cab ride back, you'll need it when the girls pick pocket you. Where was I? Oh yeah, this things nick name is the MOP; Massive Ordnance Penetrator. ( I spelled Ordnance right just for Phrogg. I spelled Penetrator right for justbob. And Phrogg.) You've all heard of the MOAB, Mother Of All Bombs? That lazy bastard is a joke. No seriously, the Air Force jokes about it. There is a coffee shop on Langley Air Force Base that's makes a MOAC, Mother Of All Coffees. It's 24 ounces of stab you in the jugular wake up juice. Triple shot of espresso and topped off with thier strongest coffee. I get one before class each night. You should some of my term papers, lolz! Anyway, the MOP is 1/3 heavier than the MOAB, so you do the math. But why would you, considering I just frickin told you, it's 1/3 heavier!!
Here it is all up in a B-52's business. When I first saw this pic, I thought it was a still shot from one of my home made porno's. But then I realized there was no alcohol or a life sized card board cut out of David Hasselhoff.
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Say goodbye to all those top secret underground baby formula making plants in Iran and North Korea, this sick mother effer should have been named the Peter North Project. Why? Wow, you don't watch internetz, do you? Because it penetrates 200 (200!) feet before delivering a massive load of well over 110 million foot pound of energy via a high velocity jet of molten metal, goddam it!! Hold my beer, I need a cigarette after that, booya! I hear they are going to put whistle tips on it, too, just to be extra annoying. They'll be down there feeling all safe and then they'll be like "What that noise is? Sounds like it got that Wo-W O O O M!" Then BOOM, 72 virgins are about to get pissed off cause they have to make it with some hairy bastard who smells like cave ass. Well, I hope this was informative. Smoke break!

[Joe Walsh]

LMAO!

Now THAT is what I'm talkin' about!!!.....:bows:

I will gladly accept any income tax increase if THAT is what my tax doller pays for!!!


Yeah Baby! MOP-ping up the Taliban with a big friggin' BOOM!

Glad to see that some of our tax money gets used for a very good purpose.

[DOOM]

Need to drop one of those on the Chrysler corporation! :D

[LANDY]

^^ YEAH! just kill them all.
gosh i love this country.

[Glenn]

The MOP wil be used by the end of this year. No way Obama is going to let Israel do the deed - NO, I take that back. He shouldn't let Israel do it, BUT, we will see - well maybe he will. NO, he won't - I don't think so.

He should, but he won't. I would hate to be one of the Israel pilots on this mission. They will be the bravest guys in the world. I read the survival rate will only be 50%. Brace yourselves for when this happens the world will not be the same afterwards. And it WILL happen this year Iran is very close to the bomb.

Glenn Ford

[Pat]

That's a B-2 weapons bay, not a B-52. Typo.......?

[LIGHTNIN1]

I can't wait til they use it.Will have to take off work and celebrate. I don't care how many tax dollars it cost it is worth it. And i hope they are in the process of making one twice that big that will go down 400 ft.:party:

[bob6364]

Hey Glenn I think you alittle confused ... it would take alot of F-16's and rope to deliver this here NON-Nuclear bomb

[mrjones]

RIP Richard Pryor

[CBT]

RIP Richard Pryor

He died again?

[duhtroll]

Not only that -- I heard Michael Jackson died, too.

[CBT]

Not only that -- I heard Michael Jackson died, too.

:eek:No body tells me these things!!!!!

[justbob]

And the whistle tips go WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/marauding4life/bubbrubb.jpg
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[2,4shofast]

I had the opportunity to see the MOAB when it was here, it is hard to put into perspective until you see it in person. I love my Job:D

[CBT]

I had the opportunity to see the MOAB when it was here, it is hard to put into perspective until you see it in person. I love my Job:D

Did you see it 'splode?

[Glenn]

Hey Glenn I think you alittle confused ... it would take alot of F-16's and rope to deliver this here NON-Nuclear bomb

Read my post again - I never said Israel was going to use the MOP. I said I hope Oboma will use it so Israel will not have to bomb Iran. But, don't assume Israel is just going to use their F-16s. It seems a number of old 747s have been sold in the last several years to "unknown" parties.

Glenn

[Joe Walsh]

If this is what we can do with a shoulder fired weapon....I can't imagine what the 'MOP' will do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAnYYj9orQ&feature=fvw

[2,4shofast]

Did you see it 'splode?

No they tested it in Florida :(

[Joe Walsh]

No they tested it in Florida :(

:eek:

What did they make...another Lake Okeechobee??

[2,4shofast]

They actually test bombs of that size in the ocean, the smaller diameter bombs are tested here in Utah 90% of the time.

[Joe Walsh]

They actually test bombs of that size in the ocean, the smaller diameter bombs are tested here in Utah 90% of the time.

I can't believe that the Eco-groups haven't stopped that practice...I mean that is a lot of dead tuna and dolphins!

[2,4shofast]

Free fish for all:lol:

[CBT]

Thus completing the circle of life, Simba. If we always drop them in the desert and only kill rocks, who benifits from that? The smaller rocks won't be eating the bigger rocks that were blown into smaller chunks. Besides, if we don't bomb the oceans repeatedly and keep the whales in check, they might try something crazy like walking on land. And I don't think anyone wants to see that. I like coffee.




I can't believe that the Eco-groups haven't stopped that practice...I mean that is a lot of dead tuna and dolphins!

[Joe Walsh]

Thus completing the circle of life, Simba. If we always drop them in the desert and only kill rocks, who benifits from that? The smaller rocks won't be eating the bigger rocks that were blown into smaller chunks. Besides, if we don't bomb the oceans repeatedly and keep the whales in check, they might try something crazy like walking on land. And I don't think anyone wants to see that. I like coffee.

Is that why all those bomb test ranges are covered with little pebbles and sand???

[CBT]

Is that why all those bomb test ranges are covered with little pebbles and sand???

Exactly. All that used to be forrest, filled with magical unicorns and elfs and smurfs and ****. Then they got lippy President Columbus back a couple hunnerd years ago, and on his signal, Amelia Earhard unleashed Hell by flying over and MOAB, MOAC, and MLK'ing them asses into powder. Sand is actually petrified tree blood left over from that carnage. Poor Amelia didn't survive the flight (its true, you can google it) and some people say if you put your ear against a SHELL gas station sign, you can hear her voice whispering "Holy ****! Hit the afterburners! The unicorns have SAM's!"

[Joe Walsh]

Exactly. All that used to be forrest, filled with magical unicorns and elfs and smurfs and ****. Then they got lippy President Columbus back a couple hunnerd years ago, and on his signal, Amelia Earhard unleashed Hell by flying over and MOAB, MOAC, and MLK'ing them asses into powder. Sand is actually petrified tree blood left over from that carnage. Poor Amelia didn't survive the flight (its true, you can google it) and some people say if you put your ear against a SHELL gas station sign, you can hear her voice whispering "Holy ****! Hit the afterburners! The unicorns have SAM's!"

I feel so un-informed...:alone:

I have seen a few Smurfs on TV....so some of them must have survived the carnage.
I think that the unicorns are extinct and the last of the elves got 'Keeblered'.

[justbob]

Cut down on the coffee.

[Joe Walsh]

He did mention this in his first post....

"There is a coffee shop on Langley Air Force Base that's makes a MOAC, Mother Of All Coffees. It's 24 ounces of stab you in the jugular wake up juice. Triple shot of espresso and topped off with thier strongest coffee. I get one before class each night."

[CBT]

Cut down on the coffee.

I can't, coffee is the only thing that helps with my attention deficit disOH LOOK! A shiny penny!

[2,4shofast]

Exactly. All that used to be forrest, filled with magical unicorns and elfs and smurfs and ****. Then they got lippy President Columbus back a couple hunnerd years ago, and on his signal, Amelia Earhard unleashed Hell by flying over and MOAB, MOAC, and MLK'ing them asses into powder. Sand is actually petrified tree blood left over from that carnage. Poor Amelia didn't survive the flight (its true, you can google it) and some people say if you put your ear against a SHELL gas station sign, you can hear her voice whispering "Holy ****! Hit the afterburners! The unicorns have SAM's!"


I havent laughed so hard in a long time! Thanks for the info Casey:beer:

[ckadiddle]

God bless my tax dollars at work! At least some of it is not being squandered.

[SC Cheesehead]

I havent laughed so hard in a long time! Thanks for the info Casey:beer:\\

:rofl: BIG +1 on that!

Hope he can make it to the KY meet, it'll be one rockin' Blues Bros party!

oh, and :2thumbs: on the MOP.

[STRAN]

No they tested it in Florida :(

In Florida or on Florida? Did it sink?

[STRAN]

LMAO in the office, people asking what was so funny. Having read the whole thread I would say this; God is great, coffee is good and MOP rocks!!!

I love this country!
I am giddy with anticipation.
I like coffee too.

[2,4shofast]

In Florida or on Florida? Did it sink? They tested it off the coast of Florida in the ocean...

[guspech750]

They tested it off the coast of Florida in the ocean...
They should test it at other places like Gary Indiana, or some parts of Chicago, West Chicago, Aurora and Elgin Illinois and most politicians heads.

[Joe Walsh]

They should test it at other places like Gary Indiana, or some parts of Chicago, West Chicago, Aurora and Elgin Illinois
and most politicians heads.

Nope too thick for even this new bomb to penetrate.

[SC Cheesehead]

Nope too thick for even this new bomb to penetrate.


+1 on that, Joe.:rolleyes: