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azskateman
01-20-2010, 06:58 PM
Been thinking I need a cougar and no not the Mercury. Any of you married guys Know where to meet one or where they hang out?



I did notice there are a few on myspace and facebook

I met a few on blogger too

ImpalaSlayer
01-20-2010, 06:59 PM
lol what>? i dont think this will last

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:00 PM
Posts like this get shut down here!

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:00 PM
Been thinking I need a cougar and no not the Mercury.
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SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 07:03 PM
You come to a car site looking to pick up older women? :confused:

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Pops
01-20-2010, 07:05 PM
He must not know that the crowd is getting younger here!:bricks:

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:07 PM
I give him an A+, at least he was honest and cut straight to the chase.

Stoneblue
01-20-2010, 07:07 PM
Volunteer at the local nursing home. Your efforts will be much appreciated.

-Matt-
01-20-2010, 07:08 PM
Someone say cougar?

http://www.cobrabrigade.com/photos/cougar%20american%20pie.jpg

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:09 PM
I give him an A+, at least he was honest and cut straight to the chase.

So did you give him a few of your numbers?:lol:

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:10 PM
So did you give him a few of your numbers?:lol:

Phrogg and knine should be getting a call in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 07:11 PM
Phrogg and knine should be getting a call in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

"Halosatchu?"

"Tangjooberrimudge."

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:12 PM
Phrogg and knine should be getting a call in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Good one!! :flamer:

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:16 PM
I can't seem to find any of the subjective words that was PM'd to me by the mods in the search function. I've been on great behavior since our thread crash and burn???

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:18 PM
CBT must have put your number out also! Where is rest of the Perv crew tonight!:D

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 07:21 PM
CBT must have put your number out also! Where is rest of the Perv crew tonight!:D

Oh, you don't really want to know, do you? It's prolly really GROSS!

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:21 PM
:dunno:I've been outa town for the last 24 hrs. I came back to a smack down.

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:21 PM
CBT must have put your number out also! Where is rest of the Perv crew tonight!:D

Normally I would respond with "Bend over, I'll show ya.", buuuuut I'm going to walk away from this one.

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:22 PM
A polite smack down though!

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:22 PM
Great timing man!:beatnik:

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:23 PM
Hey Case, what do half those words even mean?

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:23 PM
:dunno:I've been outa town for the last 24 hrs. I came back to a smack down.

That's what you get for leaving!!
Oh and p.s., congratulations on passing your state plumbing exam:beer:

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:24 PM
Normally I would respond with "Bend over, I'll show ya.", buuuuut I'm going to walk away from this one. I kinda had to rewrite before I hit the send button also!!!!:bows:

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:24 PM
Thansk bro. Five years of sweating (pun intended)

-Matt-
01-20-2010, 07:24 PM
Where is rest of the Perv crew tonight!:D

Also known as Dooms crew right? Arnt you apart of that?

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 07:24 PM
A polite smack down though!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JKDEG4J9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Pops
01-20-2010, 07:26 PM
Also known as Dooms crew right? Arnt you apart of that?

Named in public I might add!!!!:bs:

Glockafella
01-20-2010, 07:35 PM
Ya know, I get on this site in good faith that porn wont be posted, links or pics.

Geez man, my kids are right behind me watching TV, I am sure they peak over my shoulder...and this is not the stuff I want them seeing.

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:38 PM
Ya know, I get on this site in good faith that porn wont be posted, links or pics.

Geez man, my kids are right behind me watching TV, I am sure they peak over my shoulder...and this is not the stuff I want them seeing.

Who posted porn?

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 07:39 PM
Who posted porn?

Darn, missed it again...:(

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:40 PM
It was a link that clearly said for adults. Not appropiate for this site agreed, but far from opening up something naked.

LOWBUCKMM
01-20-2010, 07:41 PM
Been thinking I need a cougar and no not the Mercury. Any of you married guys Know where to meet one or where they hang out?



I did notice there are a few on myspace and facebook

I met a few on blogger too



you have red my thoughts. come out to rockford lets go hunting.

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:41 PM
Cougars must be interesting however....

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Pops
01-20-2010, 07:42 PM
This has already lasted longer than Bob!

Glockafella
01-20-2010, 07:42 PM
It was a link that clearly said for adults. Not appropiate for this site agreed, but far from opening up something naked.



I didnt click it, so if it is not porn...I apoligize. But it felt dirty just looking at it.

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:42 PM
It was a link that clearly said for adults. Not appropiate for this site agreed, but far from opening up something naked.

Ah, see I don't clink on links. I'm not a link clicker. I'm clickless.

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:43 PM
True that Pops! Been awile.........:(

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:43 PM
But it felt dirty just looking at it.
That's what she said.

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 07:45 PM
Ah, see I don't clink on links. I'm not a link clicker. I'm clickless.

Oh gosh, I am soooo sorry to hear this. There are some wonderful medications and therapy that can help correct "issues" like that...;)

LOWBUCKMM
01-20-2010, 07:46 PM
That's what she said.


this is CBT's best punch line. and he never misses a chance to use it.:lol:

CBT
01-20-2010, 07:47 PM
he never misses a chance to use it.
That's what she said.

justbob
01-20-2010, 07:48 PM
or "dids on yer floormats" LOL

ntd
01-20-2010, 07:54 PM
He must not know that the crowd is getting younger here!:bricks: whats wrong with be younger Pops:geezer::P


You come to a car site looking to pick up older women? :confused:

X2 this is a automotive site of which most are men:shake:. Why not try Martha Stewart's forms

CBT
01-20-2010, 08:05 PM
whats wrong with be younger Pops:geezer::P

X2 this is a automotive site of which most are men:shake:. Why not try Martha Stewart's forms

I'm going to be sick, I think you meant forums, ack!!

ntd
01-20-2010, 08:10 PM
I'm going to be sick, I think you meant forums, ack!!

:lol: my bad yes I meant forums. I did one of those full body shivers when I realized I told him to checkout Martha Stewart's form:puke:

Blackened300a
01-20-2010, 08:14 PM
Wow. Welcome to the site. Perhaps try a AOL chat room. That was my late night pickup joint.

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 08:15 PM
:lol: my bad yes I meant forums. I did one of those full body shivers when I realized I told him to checkout Martha Stewart's form:puke:

whatcha mean by dat?

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ntd
01-20-2010, 08:17 PM
whatcha mean by dat?

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Hey if thats your cup of tea :beer:

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 08:17 PM
Hey if thats your cup of tea :beer:

Listen, it gets real lonely out here on the road...

Glockafella
01-20-2010, 08:18 PM
This thread has no hope

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 08:20 PM
This thread has no hope

Won't argue that one! :D


http://www.intarnet.us/graphics/yoda_ibtl.jpg

ntd
01-20-2010, 08:23 PM
Listen, it gets real lonely out here on the road...

well here you go:D


http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/500/Martha-Stewart--10608.jpg

SC Cheesehead
01-20-2010, 08:26 PM
Wadda guy! Got me a new hero...:D

ntd
01-20-2010, 08:28 PM
Wadda guy! Got me a new hero...:D

figured that would warm up those cold nights for you:lol:

Blackened300a
01-20-2010, 08:30 PM
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/wallstuff4/300ibtlsh6-1.jpg

Leadfoot281
01-20-2010, 08:31 PM
Lol! 1234567890

J D
01-20-2010, 10:22 PM
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8476/geordi.gif

But, yeah I'm with CBT and give him a high mark that at least he didn't beat around the bush about it. Though should you have theoretically clicked on his link you would have been greeted by a "you must be this tall" checkpoint.

Oh and we've had a Dom thread that ended up being quite successful as a swap-meet of porn. Though the existence of a link will mean either editing or a lock if we don't keep it civil.

justbob
01-20-2010, 10:45 PM
How did this go from Cougars to Martha Stewart???? Although one has to wonder....Nevermind. I can't go there.

RF Overlord
01-20-2010, 10:59 PM
This thread fails.