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CBT
01-25-2010, 07:51 PM
In these 2 pictures you will see 2 sets of pulleys, the ones on the right hand sides are bad. The ones on the left hand sides are good. The bad ones are up for auction or trade. I will not auction or trade for the good ones because, well, I don't feel like taking them back off. Keep in mind these are off my BLUE, so you could put these on your black, birch or toreador and make it that much rarer (but still no where near as cool) than other Marauders. In the event you win these, I probably won't send them, but I'll carry them in the trunk in case we ever meet. Let's start the bidding/swapping off at half a pack of Marlboros.


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a_d_a_m
01-25-2010, 07:52 PM
What kinda Marlboros? Reds? Menthols? Lights?

CBT
01-25-2010, 07:55 PM
What kinda Marlboros? Reds? Menthols? Lights?

Reds, if yer gonna be a bear, may as well be a grizzly!

a_d_a_m
01-25-2010, 07:56 PM
Alright, Grizzly Adams, half pack of reds for your poo-leys, puhleez.

Phrog_gunner
01-25-2010, 07:57 PM
Reds, if yer gonna be a bear, may as well be a grizzly!

So then wouldn't you smoke non filters???

CBT
01-25-2010, 08:00 PM
So then wouldn't you smoke non filters???

Don't crap up my auction, foo! Either out bid the kind man or get to steppin!

Phrog_gunner
01-25-2010, 08:05 PM
Don't crap up my auction, foo! Either out bid the kind man or get to steppin!

Fine, I will take the pullies if you throw in a rusty trombone.

CBT
01-25-2010, 08:06 PM
Also if you have any questions about the parts feel free to ask.

a_d_a_m
01-25-2010, 08:16 PM
Rusty Trombone is my work name, but that's for my 2nd job.

Phrog_gunner
01-25-2010, 08:23 PM
No reply to my offer? What if I throw in a bow tie that I picked up in Cincinnati?

a_d_a_m
01-25-2010, 08:27 PM
Toledo Top Hat?

CBT
01-25-2010, 08:40 PM
No reply to my offer? What if I throw in a bow tie that I picked up in Cincinnati?

How about throw in a Tony Danza?

Mr. Man
01-25-2010, 08:42 PM
How about throw in a Tony Danza?

???????????????WTF is a Tony Danza.

a_d_a_m
01-25-2010, 08:43 PM
It's kinda like a donkey punch, but you also loudly question who is in charge of the operation...

sd8683
01-25-2010, 08:49 PM
How about 7 Marlboro's and an empty BIC lighter?

a_d_a_m
01-25-2010, 08:52 PM
I'll see the 7 Marbs and empty Bic, and raise an Auto Trader from August '92 and a back massage from my Uncle Jethro "You Got A Purty Mouf" Jenkins.

CBT
01-25-2010, 08:53 PM
It's kinda like a donkey punch, but you also loudly question who is in charge of the operation...

Close, yes. When you are in the throws of passion, yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS?!?" and when your partner yells "YOU ARE!" You yell "WRONG! Tony Danza is the boss!", then punch (or karate chop) your partner in the back of the neck. Or nose. Either way, don't stop the lovin.

CBT
01-25-2010, 08:55 PM
These are some tempting offers. The message got my attention. Also, if you people want these chromed, I can make that happen. Next time I get a baked potato at Outback, I will save the tin foil and "Chrome" the pulleys when I get home.

sd8683
01-25-2010, 08:56 PM
Raise! 7 Marlboro's, BIC lighter, 1 tube sock with blue stripes and a hole in the pinky toe area, PLUS a brand new hanes ankle sock!

CBT
01-25-2010, 08:57 PM
Raise! 7 Marlboro's, BIC lighter, 1 tube sock with blue stripes and a hole in the pinky toe area, PLUS a brand new hanes ankle sock!
Are they happy socks?

sd8683
01-25-2010, 09:00 PM
If you throw them off a wall they would shatter! So what do you think?!

Phrog_gunner
01-25-2010, 09:16 PM
Would you take a cardboard standup of the jolly green giant??

RacerX
01-25-2010, 09:16 PM
How about a Pink Sock and a Hollywood Boulevard???

knine
01-25-2010, 09:18 PM
Fine, I will take the pullies if you throw in a rusty trombone.
How about Rusty's Thrombone?

Mike
01-25-2010, 09:20 PM
In these 2 pictures you will see 2 sets of pulleys, the ones on the right hand sides are bad. The ones on the left hand sides are good. The bad ones are up for auction or trade. I will not auction or trade for the good ones because, well, I don't feel like taking them back off. Keep in mind these are off my BLUE, so you could put these on your black, birch or toreador and make it that much rarer (but still no where near as cool) than other Marauders. In the event you win these, I probably won't send them, but I'll carry them in the trunk in case we ever meet. Let's start the bidding/swapping off at half a pack of Marlboros.


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18415

You are WAY too funny :lol:

cougar9150
01-25-2010, 09:23 PM
Close, yes. When you are in the throws of passion, yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS?!?" and when your partner yells "YOU ARE!" You yell "WRONG! Tony Danza is the boss!", then punch (or karate chop) your partner in the back of the neck. Or nose. Either way, don't stop the lovin.

Your a sick sick man, I love it. Kinda like a redneck rodeo.

CBT
01-25-2010, 09:31 PM
Jolly Green Giant cardboard cut out would go good with my David Hasselhoff cardboard cut out, hmmm...

justbob
01-25-2010, 09:39 PM
I got a pound of 8 penny nails (galv), a 96 Ford Escort owners manual, a small piece of left over tan medium loop carpet, one lipton teabag, and one plastic water nozzle from the fort in my back yard.

Phrog_gunner
01-25-2010, 09:58 PM
I got a pound of 8 penny nails (galv), a 96 Ford Escort owners manual, a small piece of left over tan medium loop carpet, one lipton teabag, and one plastic water nozzle from the fort in my back yard.

I'll raise a rudder off of a Dutch vessel.

n00bkiller944
01-25-2010, 11:53 PM
I got a 3/4 full pack of camel lights a half full bic lighter and 3 empty cans of natty and im local! Do i win? If so does it come with a happy ending?

Haggis
01-26-2010, 07:41 AM
Pair of used tighty whites with skidmarks and DNA stains.

CBT
01-26-2010, 08:26 AM
I got a pound of 8 penny nails (galv), a 96 Ford Escort owners manual, a small piece of left over tan medium loop carpet, one lipton teabag, and one plastic water nozzle from the fort in my back yard.

That sounds like a rape kit, you sicko.

CBT
01-26-2010, 08:27 AM
Pair of used tighty whites with skidmarks and DNA stains.

What size waist?

bawazir
01-26-2010, 08:35 AM
Reds, if yer gonna be a bear, may as well be a grizzly!

grizzly! Good one good one :lol: :rofl: :lol: :lol:

CBT
01-26-2010, 09:19 AM
I think noobkiller is looking the best so far. Not delivering them to someone local makes it all the more appealing:)

Haggis
01-26-2010, 09:43 AM
What size waist?

34-36

And how could anyone beat that for a trade?

swordfish
01-26-2010, 09:51 AM
How bout 1/2 pack Malboro's and an E2 :pimp:

CBT
01-26-2010, 12:05 PM
How bout 1/2 pack Malboro's and an E2 :pimp:

Is he hot?

Hacklemerc
01-26-2010, 12:18 PM
How about, a half pack o marlboro reds, used boxer briefs, and a bag of dirty kitty litter used specifically by my five cats after a can of tuna (makes em runny), and a slighly dented hubcap off of a Dodge diplomatonce used in the filming of the TV show "Hunter".

DOOM
01-26-2010, 12:20 PM
???????????????WTF is a Tony Danza.

Im afrid to find out! :eek: :hide:

swordfish
01-26-2010, 12:33 PM
Is he hot?

I may be able to throw in some lotion!

CBT
01-26-2010, 02:07 PM
I may be able to throw in some lotion!

Can't fool me, that's an E-4, no deal!

Big Black Beast
01-26-2010, 02:12 PM
I got a pound of 8 penny nails (galv), a 96 Ford Escort owners manual, a small piece of left over tan medium loop carpet, one lipton teabag, and one plastic water nozzle from the fort in my back yard.

They're not worth a teabag...

Phrog_gunner
01-26-2010, 02:23 PM
Can't fool me, that's an E-4, no deal!

He sure knows his seamen!!

CBT
01-26-2010, 02:43 PM
He sure knows his seamen!!

Badda-bing!! Quote worthy right thar.