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W4LTD
01-26-2010, 05:25 PM
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg (FL) Times...
The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

I think this guy nailed it!
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Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":


There are about 40 million people over 50 years old in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed..

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

musclemerc
01-26-2010, 05:36 PM
That was both funny and very true!

CBT
01-26-2010, 06:25 PM
Pffft! Love it!:beer:

-Matt-
01-26-2010, 06:50 PM
Can we do this?


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2022/2368682765_b919b2d1bc.jpg

Mr. Man
01-26-2010, 07:02 PM
I'd lower the age to 43 so I could retire too!!!

tbone
01-26-2010, 07:07 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2022/2368682765_b919b2d1bc.jpg

+ 12.3 TRILLION and counting!

UncleLar
01-26-2010, 07:07 PM
Send me that million,I'm ready!

tbone
01-26-2010, 07:07 PM
Obama Obiden - O no!

guspech750
01-26-2010, 07:32 PM
Amen!! Lets make that guy President. Maybe if we are lucky all of Washington will swallow some poison and drop dead.

CBT
01-26-2010, 07:54 PM
Amen!! Lets make that guy President. Maybe if we are lucky all of Washington will swallow some poison and drop dead.

lol, tell us how you really feel

Motorhead350
01-26-2010, 08:30 PM
I'd love that. Hahahaha!

vkirkend
01-27-2010, 06:39 AM
works for me, I'm past due!!!!

LIGHTNIN1
01-27-2010, 07:30 AM
Amen!! Lets make that guy President. Maybe if we are lucky all of Washington will swallow some poison and drop dead.

Agreed. The above suggestion is too easy. Washington has to create 10,000 government jobs to distribute $ 1 MILLION.

justbob
01-27-2010, 09:13 AM
Funny how that could actually work!

UncleLar
01-27-2010, 09:22 AM
Funny how that could actually work!

He!! Yeah! Too bad they didn't or I'd still have my DTR cause I'd have my own place. :mad:

STRAN
01-27-2010, 12:07 PM
Love it, to simple though, there has to be a problem. I like the retirement plan for congress.

Wires
01-28-2010, 06:47 AM
The 40 trillion dollars that would cost might be a problem, but in 9 years I'll think it's a great plan!

UncleLar
01-28-2010, 06:54 AM
The 40 trillion dollars that would cost might be a problem, but in 9 years I'll think it's a great plan!
How much did it cost to bail out the banks and how much good did that do the economic situation?

LIGHTNIN1
01-28-2010, 10:36 PM
How much did it cost to bail out the banks and how much good did that do the economic situation?

Can't we just print more money? It is that easy I am thinking.

MrBluGruv
01-28-2010, 10:54 PM
Ideally it wouldn't be the same type of cost as the bailouts, cause this 40 trillion would actually be flowing back into the economy directly. Hell, I don't see why the big man WOULDN'T be happy, it'll fall right into his master plan of "distributing the wealth".

69428SCJ
01-29-2010, 06:10 PM
Can't we just print more money? It is that easy I am thinking.

We could do that, but then it would cause the value of the dollar to plummet even more than it has recently...supply and demand ;)