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dakslim
02-01-2010, 02:28 PM
A Man's Grill!:D

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BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoorcooking activity.When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1)The woman buys the food.
(2)The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3)The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(5)THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6)The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7)The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8)THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9)The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10)After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11)EveryonePRAISEStheMANandTH ANKS HIMfor his cooking efforts.

(12)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off'and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

ctrlraven
02-01-2010, 02:44 PM
That was great lol

LIGHTNIN1
02-01-2010, 03:42 PM
You have the art perfected. I'll have to go over a couple of these points with my woman as she has not quite got the hang of it.;)

bob6364
02-01-2010, 03:54 PM
This thread is grilled to perfection....

Mr. Man
02-01-2010, 04:04 PM
You are living in FANTASY LAND. :lol:

jerrym3
02-01-2010, 04:56 PM
BBQ season? What's that?

Even in north Jersey, we grill all year round, unless it's really cold or snowing/raining like crazy, or there's a very strong wind.

Charcoal for chicken and steak, propane for most everything else.

J-MAN
02-01-2010, 05:28 PM
Propane gives me gas!

CBT
02-01-2010, 06:18 PM
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guspech750
02-01-2010, 07:28 PM
Thats cool!!...........Does Vegan cooking count too?

-Matt-
02-01-2010, 09:00 PM
The list looks about right to me

Dark_Knight7096
02-02-2010, 12:14 PM
I grill in the snow too, idk what you're talking about.

You ever been tailgating in the freezing snow with a mini propane grill. That's real grillin right there!