Just got a neon for free!

[LOWBUCKMM]

you read it got a 96 neon for free. it has high miles and its beat to SH%T. but i did drive it home. so now im just wondering what to do with it. im not going to sell it cause i can have more fun with it other ways. any ideas?

[guspech750]

I say put it up against a concrete wall and spin the tires until they pop!

[TAKEDOWN]

Put it in your MARAUDER truck and use it as a spare tire!

[cougar9150]

Do some cheap maintenance, drive it till it dies, and rest the MM for awhile.

[guspech750]

OOOOOOO!! Maybe some cool "Neon" lights underneath it!!

http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/3356/881/33387940004_large.jpg

Oh and this really reallly cool wiget thingy too!!

http://www.killerglass.com/store/images/demo.jpg

All that should get you laid.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gif:D

[bob6364]

Put some Naaaaaazzz on it and go take down some gokarts.....

[Bradley G]

stick of dyno

[fastblackmerc]

See if anyone near you has a Dyno Day. Strap it to the dyno and pump nitrous into it until the engine blows.....

[RoyLPita]

Got any cliffs in IL?? :jk:

[babbage]

Check the vin to see if it's stolen! :flamer:

[CBT]

you read it got a 96 neon for free. it has high miles and its beat to SH%T. but i did drive it home. so now im just wondering what to do with it. im not going to sell it cause i can have more fun with it other ways. any ideas?

Put fake go fast mods on it, like a big ol' goofy wing.

[Phrog_gunner]

Take it off some SWEEET jumps!!!!!

[CBT]

Advertise it as an apartment, rent it out to 27 illegals.

[Haggis]

Put some ricer stickers on it to make it go faster. :burnout:

[-Matt-]

advertise it as an apartment, rent it out to 27 illegals.


winner!!!!!

[LOWBUCKMM]

Do some cheap maintenance, drive it till it dies, and rest the MM for awhile.

My marauder is my summer time weekend car. And the neon needs lots of work.

[swordfish]

It needs a muffler!!
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=18 580&d=1265384889

[LOWBUCKMM]

See if anyone near you has a Dyno Day. Strap it to the dyno and pump nitrous into it until the engine blows.....

I thought about putting a nitrous kit on it and seeing if it could hold a 150 shot but I don't think the person that own the dyno would like that.

[Paul T. Casey]

Which model did you get? The R/T's and Sports were pretty quick. My wife had the 4 door model with the R/T engine in it. Ran pretty good. What's it need for work?

[LOWBUCKMM]

Take it off some SWEEET jumps!!!!!

I think that's what's going to happen with it. And then a demo derby if it survives the jumps.

[swordfish]

I thought about putting a nitrous kit on it and seeing if it could hold a 150 shot but I don't think the person that own the dyno would like that.

When we were younger My brother put a 300 shot on a falcon when he hit the button flames came out around the hood, rods and pistons came out the bottom blew out both front tires. everyone laughed their a** off. wish we had camera phones back then!!!

[bawazir]

All that should get you laid.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gifhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gif that **** is funny

[justbob]

You should bolt a recoil start from a briggs to the hood or fender!

[CBT]

You should bolt a recoil start from a briggs to the hood or fender!

This is the WIN idea :beer:

[dakslim]

This is the WIN idea :beer:

Yeah, the windup key is kinda passe.:beatnik:

[CBT]

Just think, if it had a remote start, you could yank the cord with one hand and casually press the button with the remote concealed in your other hand.

[LOWBUCKMM]

Just think, if it had a remote start, you could yank the cord with one hand and casually press the button with the remote concealed in your other hand.

Or just put a long string on it and run it into my bedroom window.

[justbob]

Glad I could help:up:

[Big Black Beast]

OOOOOOO!! Maybe some cool "Neon" lights underneath it!!
All that should get you laid.http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex011.gif:D

So, THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!

The Marauder scares 'em away!:rolleyes:

[Big Black Beast]

you read it got a 96 neon for free. it has high miles and its beat to SH%T. but i did drive it home. so now im just wondering what to do with it. im not going to sell it cause i can have more fun with it other ways. any ideas?

http://shop.ebay.com/sis.html?_kw=General+Lee+Decal +Kit+Sticker+kit+Dukes+of+Hazz ard+Vinyl+Graphics

If you're gonna jump it, do it right!

[Crown Vicman]

lol i got one umm for more hp gains, swap motors with a lawn mower.

[LIGHTNIN1]

lol i got one umm for more hp gains, swap motors with a lawn mower.

What yu think,Briggs, Koehler, or chainsaw engine?

[CBT]

What yu think,Briggs, Koehler, or chainsaw engine?

I saw a chainsaw powered go-kart one time that would probably slay half the cars on this site!!

[LOWBUCKMM]

the car needs to much work and i think it might need a trans cause it was not doing its thing like it should have. and there are just some cars that should not live and a NEON is one of them.

[LIGHTNIN1]

the car needs to much work and i think it might need a trans cause it was not doing its thing like it should have. and there are just some cars that should not live and a NEON is one of them.

Before you have it shredded you might check Craigslist for someone that owns a AMC Pacer that would like an even swap.