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W4LTD
02-12-2010, 05:46 PM
We are in trouble...

The population of this country is 300 million.


160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.


There are 85 million in school,
which leaves 55 million to do the work.


Of them, 35 million are employed by the federal government,
leaving 20 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden,
which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city governments,
and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.


At any given time, there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me. :beer:



And there you are, sitting on your ass,
at your computer, reading this message...

Nice. Real nice. :rolleyes:

Phrog_gunner
02-12-2010, 05:48 PM
You had me at doo doo.....

jerrym3
02-12-2010, 06:25 PM
Not me.

I'm retired.

Not by choice.

LIGHTNIN1
02-12-2010, 08:21 PM
I'm calling in. My dog died.:snoopy:

dakslim
02-13-2010, 07:29 AM
Hey it's not my fault I'm retired...my company changed the rules on my insurance so if I didn't go...no insurance.:shake: No brainer!:confused: That being said...the two of you need to get to work...dammit!:argue:

SC Cheesehead
02-13-2010, 07:56 AM
Hey it's not my fault I'm retired...my company changed the rules on my insurance so if I didn't go...no insurance.:shake: No brainer!:confused: That being said...the two of you need to get to work...dammit!:argue:

Okay, okay! No rest for the weary..... :sweat:

LIGHTNIN1
02-13-2010, 08:17 AM
Where's my shovel?

dakslim
02-13-2010, 08:19 AM
Where's my shovel?

Where mine is...I left it up North! We had a blizzard of at least 2 inches, dammit!:mad2:

TAKEDOWN
02-15-2010, 01:35 PM
It's scary now!