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ctrlraven
03-02-2010, 02:54 PM
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Egon Spengler
03-02-2010, 03:00 PM
Accept his beatings when you have been out of line


HAHAHA Only kidding ladies! I love women and would never lay a hand on them, unless they are in to that sort of thing!
fastblackmerc
03-02-2010, 03:08 PM
Good luck with that!
Blackened300a
03-02-2010, 03:09 PM
Accept his beatings when you have been out of line


HAHAHA Only kidding ladies! I love women and would never lay a hand on them, unless they are in to that sort of thing!

It was the 50s ;)

I like the one on the left "Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him, His boring day may need a lift and one of youre duties is to provide it"

Yes, I would find it quite interesting if my GF was a little gay. :D
ctrlraven
03-02-2010, 03:14 PM
It was the 50s ;)

I like the one on the left "Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him, His boring day may need a lift and one of youre duties is to provide it"

Yes, I would find it quite interesting if my GF was a little gay. :D
Preach on brother!!!! :lol:
musclemerc
03-02-2010, 03:26 PM
I can't say about the rest of you guy's but my wifes place is where ever SHE wants it to be.....20 years together and 16 years happily married.
Bluerauder
03-02-2010, 04:33 PM
It was the 50s ;)
I don't even think that much of this worked in the 1950's unless your Mom was June Cleaver or Donna Reed. ;)
Big Black Beast
03-02-2010, 05:25 PM
I don't even think that much of this worked in the 1950's unless your Mom was June Cleaver or Donna Reed. ;)

No, that's REALLY the way things were then.
The man worked.
The woman stayed home.
Remember it really wasn't *that* long ago that women couldn't vote.
Things have changed very much in a very short amount of time.
RR|Suki
03-02-2010, 05:28 PM
No, that's REALLY the way things were then.
The man worked.
The woman stayed home.
Remember it really wasn't *that* long ago that women couldn't vote.
Things have changed very much in a very short amount of time.

I think bluerauder prob remembers the 50s
Ms. Denmark
03-02-2010, 05:37 PM
I think your mothers dropped all you guys on your heads when you were little.:rolleyes: LOL Just remember........if your wife ain't happy, no one is gonna be happy.:coolman:
W4LTD
03-02-2010, 05:40 PM
Man hath no greater hell than thy woman scorned... :mad2:
Blackened300a
03-02-2010, 07:41 PM
Man hath no greater hell than thy woman scorned... :mad2:

Yeah I been through 2 psychopaths that used this for a excuse. :mad2:

:argue:
PurdueRifleman
03-02-2010, 08:07 PM
Different day, isn't it?
CBT
03-02-2010, 08:15 PM
She's in the right room, but there is not a cold beer in one of her hands, extending it out to her master.
Anyone know why women gots small feets?
Blackened300a
03-02-2010, 08:45 PM
Just remember........if your wife ain't happy, no one is gonna be happy.:coolman:

Well then that's when the rule of you not complaining if your man is out all night and don't include you in his activities comes into play. :D

I think Ill print this out and hang it on the wall in the kitchen. I'm sure the GF will be happy to follow these rules. :hide::bop1:
justbob
03-02-2010, 08:46 PM
Ah, I married an Italian. Enough said.....
Mr. Man
03-02-2010, 08:49 PM
Well then that's when the rule of you not complaining if your man is out all night and don't include you in his activities comes into play. :D

I think Ill print this out and hang it on the wall in the kitchen. I'm sure the GF will be happy to follow these rules. :hide::bop1:

Ah!! Young grasshopper has much to learn about the fairer sex. If he does not learn he will not be getting any fair sex either:D
bawazir
03-02-2010, 09:02 PM
Cook me some food women !
bawazir
03-02-2010, 09:04 PM
Ah, I married an Italian. Enough said.....


lucky bastard!, I am married to a Mexican :( so taco's and farts all day
Blackened300a
03-02-2010, 09:44 PM
lucky bastard!, I am married to a Mexican :( so taco's and farts all day

Yeah but look at the bright side, your table is quickly cleared off and your room is always cleaned when you return. :D
Mr. Man
03-02-2010, 10:25 PM
Ah, I married an Italian. Enough said.....

You married a sandwich?:D
bawazir
03-02-2010, 10:46 PM
Yeah but look at the bright side, your table is quickly cleared off and your room is always cleaned when you return. :D

Dude i am not married i was just joking,
bawazir
03-02-2010, 10:54 PM
I have been with this crazy b**** for the past 6 years, and if i get married to her i be more in deep *****tttttttttttt as is.
jerrym3
03-03-2010, 06:30 AM
I've been happily married for five years.


I've been married for 43 years.
musclemerc
03-03-2010, 06:44 AM
She's in the right room, but there is not a cold beer in one of her hands, extending it out to her master.
Anyone know why women gots small feets?

Man you crack me up! That's some good shiggity there... :lol:
CBT
03-03-2010, 06:50 AM
Man you crack me up! That's some good shiggity there... :lol:
They have smaller feet so they can be closer to the sink, and they wear white wedding dresses so they match the other appliances. :hide: