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W4LTD
03-12-2010, 05:37 PM
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old military
fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I
had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that
they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker emergency service.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/USA_-_Customs_and_Border_Protection _-_Border_Patrol_Patch.png
guspech750
03-12-2010, 05:38 PM
:rofl:I love it!!!!:rofl:
MM2004
03-12-2010, 06:51 PM
You owe me a keyboard!

LOL

Mike.
W4LTD
03-12-2010, 07:09 PM
You owe me a keyboard!

LOL

Mike.
http://www.nzcompanyformation.com/images/company_key.pnghttp://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/CSP/CSP195/k1950185.jpg
W4LTD
03-12-2010, 07:16 PM
From a Naples, Florida ER doctor:

"I live and work in a state overrun with illegals. They make more money having kids than we earn working full-time. Today, I had a 25-year old with 8 kids - that's right 8; all illegal anchor babies and she had the nicest nails, cell phone, hand bag, clothing, etc. She makes about $1,500 monthly for each; you do the math. I used to say, "We are the dumbest nation on earth." Now I must say and sadly admit: WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME) for we elected the idiot idealogues who have passed the bills that allow this. Sorry, but we need a revolution. Vote them all out in 2010. "
guspech750
03-12-2010, 08:07 PM
From a Naples, Florida ER doctor:

"I live and work in a state overrun with illegals. They make more money having kids than we earn working full-time. Today, I had a 25-year old with 8 kids - that's right 8; all illegal anchor babies and she had the nicest nails, cell phone, hand bag, clothing, etc. She makes about $1,500 monthly for each; you do the math. I used to say, "We are the dumbest nation on earth." Now I must say and sadly admit: WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME) for we elected the idiot idealogues who have passed the bills that allow this. Sorry, but we need a revolution. Vote them all out in 2010. "
I hear you. Time to Revolt!!!
justbob
03-12-2010, 11:50 PM
Too damn funny!
scruff
03-13-2010, 09:34 PM
I agree with ya,ll but i think its to late we are all doomed!