View Full Version : CBT king of the one liners.
Haggis
03-25-2010, 08:05 AM
Share your favorite CBT one liner here. My new favorite is:
Or maybe my ass just needs more padding.
:lol:
Share your favorite CBT one liner here. My new favorite is:
:lol:
My favorite is "No, Haggis, I'm just not that into men."
Haggis
03-25-2010, 08:09 AM
My favorite is "No, Haggis, I'm just not that into men."
That' not what you told justbob.
dakslim
03-25-2010, 08:11 AM
My favorite is "No, Haggis, I'm just into men."
Fixed it for ya.:eek:
That' not what you told justbob.
Money talks. :beer:
Egon Spengler
03-25-2010, 08:54 AM
"I wish you lived closer, I miss your scent" Sent to me in a PM from CBT
dakslim
03-25-2010, 09:33 AM
"I wish you lived closer, I miss your scent" Sent to me in a PM from CBT
Oh, good lord!:eek:
Hacklemerc
03-25-2010, 10:34 AM
Its hard to pin it down to just one. I'll have to sit back and think about this one and do some research....
Egon Spengler
03-25-2010, 10:36 AM
The most used one liner is stolen and he has beaten it to death!
"That's what she said"
The most used one liner is stolen and he has beaten it to death!
"That's what she said"
I think DOOM uses it more (that's what she said!), but whatever man! It's still funny!
-Matt-
03-25-2010, 11:28 AM
Dibs on your floormats
justbob
03-25-2010, 12:37 PM
Drag racing kills......................bla h..........................mor e than ......blah.................... ....and twice as many ..........................blah s!
Every one of those cracks me up!
knine
03-25-2010, 01:42 PM
CBT one liners or CBT in drag, I forget the theme of the thread
Egon Spengler
03-25-2010, 01:48 PM
That is something I didn't need to see... Can someone say tube sock?
CBT one liners or CBT in drag, I forget the theme of the thread
guspech750
03-25-2010, 01:55 PM
CBT one liners or CBT in drag, I forget the theme of the thread
Thats soo very sexy!!
Thats soo very sexy!!
Damn right! I'm secure enough in my masculinity to let my feminine side out once in a while. I should say something manly after that. Uuhhh...guns and ammo!
TAKEDOWN
03-25-2010, 09:30 PM
^^^ That's why I enjoy listening to you. YOU ARE THE MAN WHISPERER! ^^^
^^^ That's why I enjoy listening to you. YOU ARE THE MAN WHISPERER! ^^^
LOL! shhhh.....it's going to be allright, Dr. CBT is here....shhhhh...
Haggis
03-26-2010, 03:49 AM
Damn right! I'm secure enough in my feminine side to let my masculinity out once in a while. I should say something manly. Uuhhh...guns and ammo!
HAHA another great saying by CBT.
MERCMAN
03-26-2010, 05:41 AM
That is something I didn't need to see... Can someone say tube sock?
I am just glad the tube sock was in the front this time :rofl:
Egon Spengler
03-26-2010, 05:55 AM
There was probably something else out back
I am just glad the tube sock was in the front this time :rofl:
justbob
03-26-2010, 07:25 AM
And who could forget the stories of Halas?
Egon Spengler
03-26-2010, 07:32 AM
I have added a CBT statement to my sig... hahaha
Haggis
03-26-2010, 07:58 AM
That’s like denouncing shark attacks while chumming the water.
Here is a another good one.
Haggis
07-08-2010, 10:16 AM
Nothing like stewing in your own funk for hours.
Thanks Case...:up:
knine
07-08-2010, 10:18 AM
I have a new Casey quote. It's in my current sig.
Love you, too! .....long time....
Haggis
07-08-2010, 10:19 AM
I have a new Casey quote. It's in my current sig.
Thanks, Erin; keep them coming.
Egon Spengler
07-08-2010, 10:22 AM
The funk line is a good one, but not when you are dealing with it!
Bluerauder
07-08-2010, 10:45 AM
Hey Case, try not to kill your scribe today. :rofl:
Joe Walsh
07-08-2010, 11:02 AM
Uuhhh...guns and ammo!
They were a great band!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuOB0hVOOXM
Egon Spengler
07-08-2010, 11:07 AM
Casey is the only man that sees a thread with the word "tranny" in the title and is disappointed when her open it. Unless it is a thread he started...
What a post whore..
Casey is the only man that sees a thread with the word "tranny" in the title and is disappointed when her open it. Unless it is a thread he started...
What a post whore..
When I read your posts I feel like I just got mind ***** with a mental cheesegrater of some sort. It drains the brain. I have to watch clips of violent prison sex until I slip into a rock star like fully awake coma just to re-charge. And I have mixed emotions about it afterwards, so I drink just to flush THAT all away. Dibs on your floormats, just for the mental and physical damage you've caused me.
Egon Spengler
07-08-2010, 11:17 AM
When I read your posts I feel like I just got mind ***** with a mental cheesegrater of some sort. It drains the brain. I have to watch clips of violent prison sex until I slip into a rock star like fully awake coma just to re-charge. And I have mixed emotions about it afterwards, so I drink just to flush THAT all away. Dibs on your floormats, just for the mental and physical damage you've caused me.
You know Casey? You and I aren't so different...
:beer:
You know Casey? You and I aren't so different...
:beer:
Don't ask, don't tell :D
You going to MV in Charlotte? We have to meet one day, dammit.
Egon Spengler
07-08-2010, 11:26 AM
Don't ask, don't tell :D
You going to MV in Charlotte? We have to meet one day, dammit.
I am not, but you are correct. We do need to meet. I can't stand the temptation! You haven't even sent me a full body shot yet!
http://mymoviebanners.com/pics/napoleon/napoleon-dynamite-5.jpg
PonyUP
07-08-2010, 12:15 PM
For real, I'll slap an old lady in a heartbeat if she starts waving a knife near me. Then I'll hide her dentures, and loosen all the lightbulbs in her house so nothing happens when she claps. Look at her, she's got the crazy eye. Used to see it all the time in 'Nam.
I think this one is my favorite :lol:
Vortex
07-09-2010, 06:55 AM
http://wiredforbooks.org/images/HennyYoungman2.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U
guspech750
07-09-2010, 02:51 PM
I'm going to punch you so hard between the legs your going to need a GYNA BO to fix it!!
This one makes me laugh
Haggis
06-10-2011, 04:08 AM
Here are two more great quotes from Casey.
Drugs. Don't do them, kids. But if you have to, do it responsibly. Or you could be running around with a dead weasel marten punching people in the nose.
lol, i don't know, i just found it hilarious that in the middle of a scuffle, someone would correct another person about a dead animal and then sock them in the nose.
pic's or it didn't happen
illwood
06-10-2011, 06:08 AM
My favorite CBT quote is in my signature.
Haggis
06-10-2011, 07:26 AM
My favorite CBT quote is in my signature.
That's a good one, I must have been out that day.
That's a good one, I must have been out gay that day.
..........
Haggis
06-10-2011, 09:19 AM
..........
Casey if anyone can out gay me it is YOU!!!
Casey if anyone can out gay me it is YOU!!!
I shall add that to my quote list.
SC Cheesehead
06-10-2011, 09:32 AM
Over 9,000....
PonyUP
06-10-2011, 12:32 PM
Casey if anyone can out gay me it is YOU!!!
Casey is so Gay, he has his own Parade
SC Cheesehead
06-10-2011, 02:29 PM
Casey is so Gay, he has his own Parade
He’s so gay even gay people say, “Wow, look at how gay that gay guy is!”
PonyUP
06-10-2011, 06:09 PM
He's so gay, he ahs little dorothy dresses on his man-panties
Haggis
06-13-2011, 06:03 AM
Hookers and tourist attractions, sometimes they are one and the same.
This is a good one.
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