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ImpalaSlayer
04-01-2010, 01:38 PM
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:rofl:

LIGHTNIN1
04-01-2010, 01:57 PM
Too funny, and this guy was serious.:laugh::laugh:

Phrog_gunner
04-01-2010, 01:58 PM
I like how he struggled to come up with such large words as "location".

Joe Walsh
04-01-2010, 02:04 PM
Yep, he never did come up with the word "width".

He obviously is a math major too!

Another fine example of our Federal Government working for us! :2thumbs:

It is better than a SNL skit.

Phrog_gunner
04-01-2010, 02:11 PM
Yep, he never did come up with the word "width".

He obviously is a math major too!

Another fine example of our Federal Government working for us! :2thumbs:

It is better than a SNL skit.

That guy is a special kind of stupid. He probably misspelled his own name on his campaign posters.

I had to google that. I thought, there was no way he's that stupid. I was WRONG.

Bluerauder
04-01-2010, 02:12 PM
:laugh:

Never thought of that before. :rolleyes: Maybe Hawaii and Puerto Rico should begin to apply for "Capsizing Funds". :rofl:

Representative Hank Johnson, Georgia's 4th Congressional District

>>>>>> http://hankjohnson.house.gov/

CBT
04-01-2010, 02:32 PM
He HAD to have been appointed to that position, no way people voted for someone that stupid.

Mr. Man
04-01-2010, 07:38 PM
Oye Vey!!!

SC Cheesehead
04-01-2010, 07:41 PM
Oye Vey!!!

C.Y.C.B.I....:shake:

Mr. Man
04-01-2010, 07:48 PM
C.Y.C.B.I....:shake:
Huh? :dunno:......

CBT
04-01-2010, 07:55 PM
The more I glance at this thread the more I want to punch that clown and everyone that voted for him. What an idiot :mad2:
He's concerned that islands are going to flip over, and he's making political decisions? I'm stunned the Officer being questioned didn't just get up and walk out, because I would have. After asking "Are you ****ing kidding me? Who let you in here?" Grrrrrrrr!!!!!

Phrog_gunner
04-01-2010, 08:22 PM
The more I glance at this thread the more I want to punch that clown and everyone that voted for him. What an idiot :mad2:
He's concerned that islands are going to flip over, and he's making political decisions? I'm stunned the Officer being questioned didn't just get up and walk out, because I would have. After asking "Are you ****ing kidding me? Who let you in here?" Grrrrrrrr!!!!!

Dude at the end you can see the Admiral trying to keep his composure. Even worse than this idiotic comment, his office put out a statement that he was making a 'metaphor' that the Admiral obviously didn't understand.

Bluerauder
04-01-2010, 08:26 PM
I'm stunned the Officer being questioned didn't just get up and walk out, because I would have. After asking "Are you ****ing kidding me?
I suspect that was the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO) by the number of bands on his sleeve. If you look really close, I think he came close to cracking up and then mustered a serious response. General Officers and Admirals are much more diplomatic in handling these sorts of situations. However, I am sure that there will be some chuckles in the hallways of the Pentagon this week. :rofl:

Vortex
04-01-2010, 09:03 PM
Hey, here is an issue I agree with you guys on, this dude is an aggravating idiot.

PS Interesting little factiod: more snakes per acre on Guam than anywhere else on earth. I used to work there every once in a while, the place is absolutely alive with brown tree snakes.

guspech750
04-01-2010, 09:05 PM
WTF!!! WTF!!! WTF!!! Is this P.O.S. serious!! He needs to jump in front of a cement truck!! I hope he did not procreate!!

:rofl:

Black Dynamite
04-01-2010, 10:06 PM
He was high right? Screw it, Im running for office.

Big Black Beast
04-01-2010, 10:23 PM
Oh no! Everybody get off!

teamrope
04-01-2010, 10:28 PM
He HAD to have been appointed to that position, no way people voted for someone that stupid.

He replaced Cynthia McKinney.... That should tell you something about that district. ;)

Mr. Man
04-01-2010, 10:50 PM
I suspect that was the Chief of Naval Operations (CNO) by the number of bands on his sleeve. If you look really close, I think he came close to cracking up and then mustered a serious response. General Officers and Admirals are much more diplomatic in handling these sorts of situations. However, I am sure that there will be some chuckles in the hallways of the Pentagon this week. :rofl:
Commander of PACCOM:)

mrjones
04-02-2010, 05:30 AM
What really pisses me off about this is that this jackass is wasting the time of one of America's finest officers. He's posturing and trying to make a show, and he did. He showed what a dumbass he is! And what's worse is that I'm guessing he is making more money than the Admiral! What an idiot.

And then for his office to come out and try to cover up his stupidity somewhat at the expense of the officer, he should be ejected from office.

LIGHTNIN1
04-02-2010, 05:57 AM
Another thing is this guys behavior or intelligence is not out of the ordinary in Congress. Happens all the time because there are so many of these type people running the country on top of all the recently acquired Czars. Remember Sheila Jackson Lee from Texas years ago talking about the Mother Ship. Pelosi and Reid would not pass a sanity test.

Marauder_Santa
04-02-2010, 06:36 AM
What an idiot. I lived on Guam three times and it is a beautiful island in the middle of no where and close to everything. I was always told it was 6 miles wide by 36 miles long at it's widest points.

It would not take you long to drive around it. It has some of the most beautiful sunsets and sunrises I have ever seen and the people are great.

It's slogan "Where America's Day begins"

Many people don't know that it is a US territory.

ctrlraven
04-02-2010, 09:23 AM
I was about to capsize in my chair from laughing.

PonyUP
04-02-2010, 09:30 AM
It just goes to show, you can never underestimate the stupidity of people, especially when they get a microphone in front of their mouths. The real funny thing is, he is concerned about 25000 more people adding to the global warming of Guam. Considering those people are already alive and the whole warming thing, is well Global, I'm curious as to how this can have a global warming effect.
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SC Cheesehead
04-02-2010, 10:53 AM
Oh no! Everybody get off!

Nah, just move about half of 'em to the far side of the island when you feel it start tipping...;)

vkirkend
04-02-2010, 11:07 AM
:laugh:

Never thought of that before. :rolleyes: Maybe Hawaii and Puerto Rico should begin to apply for "Capsizing Funds". :rofl:

Representative Hank Johnson, Georgia's 4th Congressional District

>>>>>> http://hankjohnson.house.gov/

Unfortunately he was elected. i think he has some diminished mental capacities....

Joe Walsh
04-02-2010, 11:12 AM
The more I glance at this thread the more I want to punch that clown and everyone that voted for him. What an idiot :mad2:
He's concerned that islands are going to flip over, and he's making political decisions? I'm stunned the Officer being questioned didn't just get up and walk out, because I would have. After asking "Are you ****ing kidding me? Who let you in here?" Grrrrrrrr!!!!!


WTF!!! WTF!!! WTF!!! Is this P.O.S. serious!! He needs to jump in front of a cement truck!! I hope he did not procreate!!

Unfortunately...I'm sure that he has children and I'm even more sure that he will get re-elected.
That is just another example of how sad this country's political system has become....:shake:

Badger
04-05-2010, 06:10 AM
It would not take you long to drive around it. It has some of the most beautiful sunsets and sunrises I have ever seen and the people are great.
I agree...and the SCUBA diving is great too!

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 06:17 AM
Boy will all your faces be red when Guam does in fact uhhhhhh... eerrrrrrrr..... mmmmmmm.... CAPSIZE!

CBT
04-05-2010, 06:20 AM
Boy will all your faces be red when Guam does in fact uhhhhhh... eerrrrrrrr..... mmmmmmm.... CAPSIZE!
You can have my Marauder AND my Corvette when it happens. Save this to prove I said it.

dakslim
04-05-2010, 06:28 AM
You can have my Marauder AND my Corvette when it happens. Save this to prove I said it.

Dibs on your floor mats!:D

Phrog_gunner
04-05-2010, 06:29 AM
Unfortunately...I'm sure that he has children and I'm even more sure that he will get re-elected.
That is just another example of how sad this country's political system has become....:shake:


This is actually the first time I have heard that guy speak where he didn't use the terms like "political lyinching" or "kkk". So he's actually improving.

CBT
04-05-2010, 06:31 AM
This is actually the first time I have heard that guy speak where he didn't use the terms like "political lyinching" or "kkk". So he's actually improving.
Who? Joe Walsh? :D

CBT
04-05-2010, 06:32 AM
Dibs on your floor mats!:D

:mad2:HEY!!:mad2:

Phrog_gunner
04-05-2010, 06:33 AM
Who? Joe Walsh? :D

No the guy with Hep C that is apparently also eating his brain.

CBT
04-05-2010, 06:35 AM
No the guy with Hep C that is apparently also eating his brain.
Oh, dakslimz!

dakslim
04-05-2010, 06:40 AM
Oh, dakslimz!

:mad2:Hey:mad2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-QNAwUdHUQ

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 06:40 AM
Those are part of this deal! No calling dibs! I will save this that post CBT and will be watching with baited breath for the capsize!

Dibs on your floor mats!:D

Phrog_gunner
04-05-2010, 06:42 AM
Oh, dakslimz!


POW!!!!

Extra letters

dakslim
04-05-2010, 06:48 AM
POW!!!!

Extra letters


:mad2:HEY!!!:mad2:

Extra letters that aren't needed.

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 07:05 AM
What are you saying? Are you saying Pow?

See link LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErz3t02lxI

POW!!!!

Extra letters

Phrog_gunner
04-05-2010, 07:12 AM
What are you saying? Are you saying Pow?

See link LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErz3t02lxI


I'm snapp'n necks and cash'n checks.

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 07:15 AM
Earnin' and Burnin'

I'm snapp'n necks and cash'n checks.

LIGHTNIN1
04-05-2010, 08:14 AM
Dibs on your floor mats!:D


GROAN:confused::confused:

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 08:17 AM
UUUUUUUUUGH!:mad2:

GROAN:confused::confused:

CBT
04-05-2010, 08:21 AM
UUUUUUUUUGH!:mad2:
*groan**groan**g*groan**groan* roan**groany gronerton*

dakslim
04-05-2010, 08:21 AM
*groan**groan**g*groan**groan* roan**groany gronerton*

I hate all of you!:mad2:

CBT
04-05-2010, 08:25 AM
I hate all of you!:mad2:


Bring it in guys, bring it in!:hug2:There, all better!

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 08:27 AM
Bring it in for the real thing!
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/27/brothersdonsha1285638719710341 65.jpg

Bring it in guys, bring it in!:hug2:There, all better!

-Matt-
04-05-2010, 09:15 AM
Sounds like sex noises in here....






http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a254/xxshowstoppaxx/1268109769986.png

Haggis
04-05-2010, 09:21 AM
i hate all of you!:mad2:
.......





B o o m

Egon Spengler
04-05-2010, 09:55 AM
......SCHWING!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Fj2pNj5zRFQ/SiN6G_UvggI/AAAAAAAAA4U/K6MTLFwjw6k/s320/shwing.jpg

BAD MERC
04-05-2010, 10:18 AM
Oh no, they cut the video off before he had a chance to call him a complete idiot.

LIGHTNIN1
04-05-2010, 03:13 PM
Someone should pull a joke on this Rep. Hank Johnson. They should make up a news bulletin announcing exactly what he was predicting had happened, Guam Has Capsized, and urge him to go on on CNN and tell everyone," I Told You So." He would not bother checking it out.:rofl:

ImpalaSlayer
04-05-2010, 03:21 PM
Someone should pull a joke on this Rep. Hank Johnson. They should make up a news bulletin announcing exactly what he was predicting had happened, Guam Has Capsized, and urge him to go on on CNN and tell everyone," I Told You So." He would not bother checking it out.:rofl:

that would be great