Hey Matt

[CBT]

Where's my :censor: water pump, :censor:!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

Do we need to go do some "collections"?

[CBT]

Do we need to go do some "collections"?
Hmmm...a know a Marine....

[-Matt-]

probably got lost.... not my fault for you not opting for insurance.

[CBT]

probably got lost.... not my fault for you not opting for insurance.

My car is tore apart waiting for it to go on before Kentucky :(

[Zack]

Never do any cooling system work (thats not necessary) before a trip ya goon.

[CBT]

Never do any cooling system work (thats not necessary) before a trip ya goon.
Can you help me?

[Zack]

Can you help me?

Just put a block-off plate where the Water pump was.

[CBT]

Just put a block-off plate where the Water pump was.

Then just find a shorter belt?

[FordNut]

Then just find a shorter belt?

Just leave that off, too.

[CBT]

Just leave that off, too.

But then my fan won't turn, silly!

[knine]

2 days to go and you're performing surgery??? FAIL.

[CBT]

2 days to go and you're performing surgery??? FAIL.
1 day to go if you're going to get all technicalogical.

[knine]

1 day to go if you're going to get all technicalogical.
Shhhhhhhhhhh, anticiption is a great thing :D

[RoyLPita]

Dayum.......... Any luck on getting your $$$ back? I have a Meziere available for sale.

[DOOM]

Do you really need a pump???

I have one.

[bawazir]

YO! Matt i know a lil freak in in Hollyw00d in in hOllywOOd dose it reall good

yz6ZhUMkkl0

[CBT]

How dare you jack up my thread with silliness.



YO! Matt i know a lil freak in in Hollyw00d in in hOllywOOd dose it reall good

yz6ZhUMkkl0

[justbob]

Go get a regular one for now! $30.00/30 minutes. DONE. Then send Matt a can of whoopass (this time WITH insurance!!!)

[Phrog_gunner]

Go get a regular one for now! $30.00/30 minutes. DONE. Then send Matt a can of whoopass (this time WITH insurance!!!)

The trial size can of whoopass says it is more than sufficient for AF phags. Don't waste your money on a bigger can.

[DOOM]

$30.00/30 minutes. Done

thats what she said!!!

[DOOM]

Casey i have a extra one.
I'll just let you have it. (for free) :up:

And then when were done in kentucky we can make a side trip to texas wits some louisville sluggers!!! :D

[Egon Spengler]

Throw the old one back in for the time being???:popcorn:

[Egon Spengler]

Wow! Talk about censored! That is a very clean version of that song!

YO! Matt i know a lil freak in in Hollyw00d in in hOllywOOd dose it reall good

[CBT]

Throw the old one back in for the time being???:popcorn:
I can't, I rigged it up to pump down my pool and it's only 1/4 of the way empty so far :bigcry:

[Phrog_gunner]

I can't, I rigged it up to pump down my pool and it's only 1/4 of the way empty so far :bigcry:

You are joking right?

[CBT]

You are joking right?
No, liner got a hole in it.

[Egon Spengler]

What a d!ck... I give up on you Casey!

[Phrog_gunner]

No, liner got a hole in it.

Wow, an above ground pool? I'm surprised the trailer park manager didn't know a good home remedy to patch'r up.

[CBT]

What a d!ck... I give up on you Casey!
That's what she said.:alone:

[CBT]

Wow, an above ground pool? I'm surprised the trailer park manager didn't know a good home remedy to patch'r up.
I smooshed a yellow foamy ear plug and stuck it in there. It held all last year. I think the pool vacuum sucked it up. Hey.....wait a minute....the pool vac.... moves water ....like a WATERPUMP.....

[Phrog_gunner]

I smooshed a yellow foamy ear plug and stuck it in there. It held all last year. I think the pool vacuum sucked it up. Hey.....wait a minute....the pool vac.... moves water ....like a WATERPUMP.....

And I'm sure can more MUCH more water.

[Egon Spengler]

Yeah, when she saw mine!;)
quote=CBT;892482]That's what she said.:alone:[/quote]

[CBT]

Can anyone make a bracket to mount one of these to my block? I can figure out the hoses myself.

19471

[Egon Spengler]

You are going to need to disassemble the outter shell and fab up a pulley as well to go in like with the belt. Hopefully it can be mounted in a way that you can re-use the old belt.

Can anyone make a bracket to mount one of these to my block? I can figure out the hoses myself.

19471

[justbob]

I smooshed a yellow foamy ear plug and stuck it in there. It held all last year. I think the pool vacuum sucked it up. Hey.....wait a minute....the pool vac.... moves water ....like a WATERPUMP.....
:rofl::nworthy: Too dang funny!

[CBT]

:rofl::nworthy: Too dang funny!
I'm glad everyone finds this so funny :mad2:I have a pool with a hole in it and a Marauder with no water pump!!!

[Phrog_gunner]

I'm glad everyone finds this so funny :mad2:I have a pool with a hole in it and a Marauder with no water pump!!!

Cut a bigger hole and the water will just flow out, Einstein.

[Phrog_gunner]

I'm glad everyone finds this so funny :mad2:I have a pool with a hole in it and a Marauder with no water pump!!!

Maybe that's why the blue's were the slowest MMs, they were only meant to be a pool pump.

[babbage]

Sucks, did Matt send you a tracking number?

Click this: http://www.touchtoneterrorist.com/mp3/shoulda.mp3

lol - EMP Stuart makes a really nice mechanical pump.

[CBT]

Sucks, did Matt send you a tracking number?

Click this: http://www.touchtoneterrorist.com/mp3/shoulda.mp3

lol - EMP Stuart makes a really nice mechanical pump.

For a pool?

[justbob]

I call your bluff Mr Funnyman. Show us some pics of the finished job!

[babbage]

I call your bluff Mr Funnyman. Show us some pics of the finished job!

Duh! Agree.

[CBT]

I call your bluff Mr Funnyman. Show us some pics of the finished job!
I would but I had to hock my camera to get the money to buy the dang water pump!!

[Egon Spengler]

http://www.trevorclinard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kitty-heard-the-calls-for-help-demotivational-poster-1236382183.jpg

[bawazir]

How dare you jack up my thread with silliness.

Sorry CBT

[CBT]

Sorry CBT
:lol:I was joking with you.

[Paul T. Casey]

Here's how we handle problems at work, of course some here will be happy with the outcome too (dead sheep tell no tales).

[CBT]

Here's how we handle problems at work, of course some here will be happy with the outcome too (dead sheep tell no tales).
Whoa! That's not going to end well, poor sheepy sheep.

[Egon Spengler]

Oh no! Your girlfriend!:eek:

Whoa! That's not going to end well, poor sheepy sheep.

[CBT]

Oh no! Your girlfriend!:eek:
....ewe, that's gross....

[dakslim]

....ewe, that's gross....

Groan.......:shake:

[CBT]

Groan.......:shake:
What?! That was a great play on words!!

[Phrog_gunner]

....ewe, that's gross....

TJ doesn't get it.

[dakslim]

What?! That was a great play on words!!

You need to play with sumpin.:P

[Egon Spengler]

http://rdr.zazzle.com/img/imt-prd/pd-235921496646915425/isz-m/tl-I+love+ewe+%28you%29+Onesie.jp g

TJ doesn't get it.

[Phrog_gunner]

You need to play with sumpin.:P

That's what she said.

[Egon Spengler]

UUUUUUUUUUUGH!:mad2:

That's what she said.

[CBT]

UUUUUUUUUUUGH!:mad2:
She said that, too.

[Egon Spengler]

GROAN!:wflag:

She said that, too.

[-Matt-]

No way im helping out casey. First off the way he paid me was that he sent me 5 dollars in the mail everytime he cashed his welfare check, then made excuses when he missed a payment or two. Do you know how long it takes to get $220 that way? THEN he has the audacity to ask me to send it to steve babcock to have him sign it so it can be an official Marauder part when he put it on. THEN he begged that i put one bag of skittles and 3 pictures of hasslehoft naked in it. THEN he wanted it to come with water pump lube (added protein) and an SVT badge.


Im done with helping out fellow doushebag members.... how else can i keep up my awesome record of negative feedback? --------------->

[CBT]

No way im helping out casey. First off the way he paid me was that he sent me 5 dollars in the mail everytime he cashed his welfare check, then made excuses when he missed a payment or two. Do you know how long it takes to get $220 that way? THEN he has the audacity to ask me to send it to steve babcock to have him sign it so it can be an official Marauder part when he put it on. THEN he begged that i put one bag of skittles and 3 pictures of hasslehoft naked in it. THEN he wanted it to come with water pump lube (added protein) and an SVT badge.


Im done with helping out fellow doushebag members.... how else can i keep up my awesome record of negative feedback? --------------->

Heeeeeeyyyyyy.....I just re-checked the box, there's no Hoff pics!!!:mad2:

[-Matt-]

Heeeeeeyyyyyy.....I just re-checked the box, there's no Hoff pics!!!:mad2:

Postal service guy mustve gotten it...

[Egon Spengler]

You already have enough anyways! You probably already have the ones he would have sent you!

Heeeeeeyyyyyy.....I just re-checked the box, there's no Hoff pics!!!:mad2:

[CBT]

You already have enough anyways! You probably already have the ones he would have sent you!

True, true.
Okay, for all those who beeen watchin' this thread, I've had this box for days, lol. I've been texting him asking him where it is, posted in a couple threads on here "where's my:censor:pump", etc. etc. But he's an Air Force weenie and I was Navy, so in accordance with the Uniform Code Of My Branch Of The Service Is Better Than Yours, I had to mess with him. Feel free to use my pool pump to water pump conversion!

[CBT]

And there actually was a big bag of Skittles in there :)

[Phrog_gunner]

And there actually was a big bag of Skittles in there :)

Dibbs on the green skittles.

[CBT]

Dibbs on the green skittles.
That's racist!

[Rocknthehawk]

oh cool...free post.

[knine]

And there actually was a big bag of Skittles in there :)
They weren't skittles. :eek:

[Phrog_gunner]

They weren't skittles. :eek:

:eek: Were they:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/*****les.jpg


FAIL :(

[knine]

:eek: Were they:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/*****les.jpg


FAIL :(
You FAIL at FAILing. :shake:

[Phrog_gunner]

You FAIL at FAILing. :shake:

two negatives make a positive. GREAT SUCCESS.

http://kempton.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/borat_happy_time.jpg

I dunno what happened, the pic showed up ok in the box before I submitted it. :confused:

[CBT]

I dunno what happened, the pic showed up ok in the box before I submitted it. :confused:
That's what she said.

[Phrog_gunner]

I dunno what happened, the pic showed up ok in the box before I submitted it. :confused:

I said box. :banana:

[knine]

two negatives make a positive. GREAT SUCCESS.
Uh, no. In any disaster reconstruction it is often a series of things that went wrong. Keep going fallout boy.

[Phrog_gunner]

Uh, no. In any disaster reconstruction it is often a series of things that went wrong. Keep going fallout boy.

This isn't a disaster reconstruction thread, stay on topic. :P

[knine]

This is a disaster thread.
There, fixed it for ya' :D

[-Matt-]

Inb4tl.................