Built Ford Tough...

[Motorhead350]

...our Marauders are Built Ford Tough.

I had to make a purchase at Advance Auto Parts with my shirt off. I can't believe this car is still running.

The story will be told in KY for those who care to know, the rest of your can read it here next week.

Feel free to guess what happened this time.

[Paul T. Casey]

Feel free to guess what happened this time.

Your best friend needed a jump but you thought he meant you jump but your hands were still bleeding from playing guitar while racing and sharing your or was it his girlfriend while on the loudspeaker teasing big women at the hamburg joint for chocolate shakes before doing burnouts and getting caught by the cops but let go so you could scam the tire company?

[Motorhead350]

Your best friend needed a jump but you thought he meant you jump but your hands were still bleeding from playing guitar while racing and sharing your or was it his girlfriend while on the loudspeaker teasing big women at the hamburg joint for chocolate shakes before doing burnouts and getting caught by the cops but let go so you could scam the tire company?

That's my life story, not last night's story.

[Rocknthehawk]

I'm sure it involves something Zack told you not to do.

[dakslim]

I'm sure it involves something Zack told you not to do.

Hee hee hee hee!:D

[Phrog_gunner]

Feel free to guess what happened this time.

On your way home from the club that 'Hottgurl19' from yahoo messenger promised she would meet you at, but turned out to be an 'all male establishment', you didn't realize you were rectally bleeding on the seat and used your shirt to wipe it off. Since there was no stain, the finish on your leather was Built Ford Tough.

[Paul T. Casey]

On your way home from the club that 'Hottgurl19' from yahoo messenger promised she would meet you at, but turned out to be an 'all male establishment', you didn't realize you were rectally bleeding on the seat and used your shirt to wipe it off. Since there was no stain, the finish on your leather was Built Ford Tough.

Exactly! I was going to write something along those lines myself, but figured I may get a few days off for it. Basiclly another "Look at me, I'm so bad" thread.

[Egon Spengler]

Zack and Dom stopped talking... He has clung onto Justbob instead

I'm sure it involves something Zack told you not to do.

[Paul T. Casey]

Zack no longer allows Dom's nut swinging ... He (Dom) has clung onto Justbob instead

Fixted it...

[Da Dark Jedi]

Is this where I can finally say "In before lock" ?

[Marauderman]

WGAS!

I should start a thread of --guess the acronym....if you knew what ^ that means here---------you might agree..............

[EbonyMarauder03]

Who Gives A ***** :eek::shake::banned:

[boatmangc]

I'm betting that it stopped smoking after all those "street kills" because it was out of oil.....

[Marauderman]

Who Gives A ***** :eek::shake::banned:

That wasn't difficult...:lol:

[Motorhead350]

I'm betting that it stopped smoking after all those "street kills" because it was out of oil.....

CLOSE!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^


Zack and Dom stopped talking... He has clung onto Justbob instead

Not true.

I'll mention everything later, but I will say this: Oil filer gasket. :mad2:

[fastblackmerc]

WGAS!

I should start a thread of --guess the acronym....if you knew what ^ that means here---------you might agree..............

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!

[boatmangc]

I'll mention everything later, but I will say this: Oil filer gasket. :mad2:[/QUOTE]

I knew it had to be between the smoke and the "Simple Green cleanup"
So it runs on diesel without oil huh?
You should never sell that car

[Motorhead350]

So it runs on diesel without oil huh?
You should never sell that car

Kerosene. Get it right.

[boatmangc]

Close; it was slightly before my time around here.
Kerosene/diesel mehhh...

[1 Bad Merc]

Okay....so you were street racing the guys in the escort, the train was coming so you gunned it and just jumped the tracks (Dukes of Hazards style). The train almost hit you and just sc***** the Tailpipe tip a little bit. The wussy make believe punk rockers in the escort actually stopped for the train. It would have been alright but then you heard sirens and made a quick left! Didnt see the manhole cover the kids were trying to steal and almost hit two of them. As you slammed on the brakes the nose of the car dove down and it hit your oil filter! You got out of the car and wrapped your shirt around the filter to try and slow the leak down. You still had two of your friends' girlfriends in the car that you picked up at the chicken wing place because they wouldnt serve them more wings for the special price and asked them to leave. Since you know how that feels you volunteered (like the good guy) to bring them home. Then you checked the oil when you got to their place and saw you had no oil left! You then drove to Auto zone and bought more oil. Can you believe I drove 3XX miles and the motor kept running! Tomorrow you are going to Justbobs for a barbecue and will try to borrow some tools and watch Bob attempt to fix it! :)

Did I get it right and do I win the prize?

[TAKEDOWN]

^^^ Wow... I think you got it! ^^^