Gross vehicle weight

[Joe Walsh]

I guess that the hilarious 'Walmart lady' thread got killed, so I figured I'd start another:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

"Can we stop? I need to get something out of my dufflebag."
"Which one is your dufflebag?"
Well...let's just say that I was one of the first people to get on the truck...:o"

[LeoVampire]

Good luck finding a way to get the driver to stop if someone falls off.

[ddogg626]

Who eat beans with your camel?

[CBT]

"Louisville was great!"
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

"We have intel there are bodily smuggled drugs in this vehicle."
"I think we should let this one go"
"Why?"
"We only have one box of latex gloves left"

[Egon Spengler]

Oh s***... you aren't going to believe this.... I dropped my keys... Guys wanna help me dig through this and find them?
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg


Akbar getting all time shotgun is BULL*****.

[Joe Walsh]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

"Are we there yet?"

[Egon Spengler]

Thank God that annoying menstrating white b**ch with the crazy hair jumped off when we passed by wal*mart!

[Bluerauder]

Reminds me of a line from the C.W. McCall song "Wolf Creek Pass" .....

Sign [on the tunnel] says clearance to the twelve-foot line
But the chickens was stacked to thirteen-nine
Well, we shot that tunnel at a hundred and ten
Like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen
And we took that top row of chickens off
Slicker than scum off a Louisiana swamp

[Phrog_gunner]

There are no rest stops around here. Just go, man, just go.

[bawazir]

Wow, we should thank God how lucky what we have

[Egon Spengler]

Where is the joke in this?

Wow, we should thank God how lucky what we have

[ImpalaSlayer]

where is the english in this?

fixed........

[Egon Spengler]

Ahhhh ha ha ha WHO FARTED?!?!?!
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

I know this shortcut that bypasses the weigh station......

[Motorhead350]

Goodyear, safe because it was tested overseas.

[Bluerauder]

Hey, maybe we should start charging for Carry On Baggage.
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

[Egon Spengler]

Driver: "Hey, look at all these guys I got out in front of Lowes! Combined they will work for the cost of one american worker!!!"

[ImpalaSlayer]

Driver: "Hey, look at all these guys I got out in front of Lowes! Combined they will work for the cost of one american worker!!!"

:rofl: :laugh:

[Motorhead350]

On a serious note I wonder where they are all going. A lot of them are smiling.

[ImpalaSlayer]

On a serious note I wonder where they are all going. A lot of them are smiling.
there no effing way thats real.

vid or it didnt happen!

[Egon Spengler]

Where is the punch line in this?:shake:

On a serious note I wonder where they are all going. A lot of them are smiling.

[ddogg626]

Greyhound now offers convertible service in warmer areas.

[Motorhead350]

Where is the punch line in this?:shake:

Who needs a punchline with a word like crackwhore?

-Norm McDonald

[Joe Walsh]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg


"So I guess the Burger King DriveThru is out of the question?"

[Egon Spengler]

Driver: "11'-0" bridge? We shud be able to make it under right? right...?"
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

[ImpalaSlayer]

Driver: "11'-0" bridge? We shud be able to make it under right? right...?"
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

pass, "bah, just take a lil off the top"

[Phrog_gunner]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

Guy on top doing hand signals: "I've got 7 bags of peanuts left, who want's em, hot salty nuts."

[Joe Walsh]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

Guy on top doing hand signals: "I've got 7 bags of peanuts left, who want's em, hot salty nuts."

Judging from the amount of guys sitting on that truck in the middle of the desert....they've got plenty of "hot salty nuts".

badabing!

[Egon Spengler]

Now that that b***ch with the crazy hair got off at Wal*Mart, the truck is actually rolling!!!
http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

[Phrog_gunner]

Now that that b***ch with the crazy hair got off at Wal*Mart, the truck is actually rolling!!!

Did you forget you said almost the same thing two pages ago? I told you if you don't stop sniffing that glue you are gonna wind up like Dom.

[Egon Spengler]

Kiss my grits!
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/879/94b/87994b17-d2ce-453d-95ba-e62cc95e9fea

Did you forget you said almost the same thing two pages ago? I told you if you don't stop sniffing that glue you are gonna wind up like Dom.

[Phrog_gunner]

Kiss my grits!

I would if they weren't the same grits recycled from two pages ago.


In all seriosity, you might be the first person I know from up north who knows what grits are.

[Joe Walsh]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg


Akbar getting all time shotgun is BULL*****.


Driver: "Akbar I always let you ride shotgun because you come prepared!"
Akbar: "Thank you my friend!"
Driver: "You did remember to bring a spare tire for our heavily laden truck?!"
Akbar: "Of course I did! I even thought ahead and brought THREE spare tires!"
Driver: "Great!...where did you stow them?"
Akbar: "In the bed of the truck."

[LeoVampire]

I would if they weren't the same grits recycled from two pages ago.


In all seriosity, you might be the first person I know from up north who knows what grits are.

Not fond of them usualy too salty. Rather have SOS instead.

[MMBLUE]

Time for a piss break whos gotta go?

[Phrog_gunner]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

Headline: Even the promise of free health care can't keep people from fleeing Obama's America for Mexico.

[Motorhead350]

Did you forget you said almost the same thing two pages ago? I told you if you don't stop sniffing that glue you are gonna wind up like Dom.

I forgive you because you live in America's wang. ;)

Makes a little too much since now.

[Phrog_gunner]

Makes a little too much sense now.

GRAMMAR FAIL, almost as bad as your tatoo:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-myspace-your-mine-tattoo-spelling-fail.jpg

[SC Cheesehead]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg

For those of you that would prefer less crowed seating, the next MEGA caverns tour starts in 30 minutes...

[SC Cheesehead]

I would if they weren't the same grits recycled from two pages ago.


In all seriosity, you might be the first person I know from up north who knows what grits are.

What if I don't like grits; can I just try a grit?

[Phrog_gunner]

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/Overloadedtruck.jpg


JENGA!!!!

[guspech750]

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19 557&stc=1&d=1271218301

[justbob]

^^^Fail^^^

[Pat]

I count around 60+ on this side.

[Egon Spengler]

LOL!!!! How did you guys all fall off the truck? Frank farted and it was an avalanche of dudes, water and rice...




JENGA!!!!

[Egon Spengler]

Gee I wish I was retired and had that kind of time!:beer:

I count around 60+ on this side.

[Big Black Beast]

Where is the joke in this?

Yeah! How dare you try to make me appreciate anything!:mad:

[SC Cheesehead]

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=19 557&stc=1&d=1271218301


^^^Fail^^^

C'mon, bob, I wanna box with a little "x" in it, too...;)

[1stMerc]

Hey you on the end, pass the joint over here.

[Egon Spengler]

Pass the dutchie to the left